THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Lighter Side January 2021

A Soldiering Tip In appreciation for the assistance and warm welcome received from the local community, the colonel decided to hold an open house for all the residents of the town at the new army base. After demonstrating a short drill with soldiers in formation, a grand tour of the base was given, followed by Read More »

The Lighter Side December 2020

The Important Job This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could Read More »

The Lighter Side November 2020

The Greatest Wish Rupert, Dale, and Bubba, three middle-aged friends who never really made much of themselves, were sitting around complaining about the sorry state of their lives, when suddenly, an angel appeared and promised to grant each one of them a single wish. Rupert immediately said, “I wish I were the President.” In an Read More »

The Lighter Side November 2020

Clever Canine A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa and took along his small pet dog Fido along for company. One day, while roaming the African plains, Fido started chasing butterflies, and before long the little beagle realized that he was lost. Wandering about, he suddenly noticed a leopard heading rapidly Read More »

The Lighter Side August 2020

Kids These Days Solomon was complaining to his rabbi about how difficult a time he was having in disciplining his teenage son. "When I was a kid and I did something wrong, my parents sent me to my room without supper. But my son has his own smartphone, computer, and video game system in his Read More »

The Lighter Side July 2020

The Specialist Doctor: You really must stop smoking or I'll have to refer you to a specialist. Herb: Really? What kind of specialist? Doctor: A mortician. Jack V. Grazi Auto Theft An elderly Florida woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. Hysterical, she explained her situation Read More »

The Lighter Side July 2020

Card Confusion Morris entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a ”birthday/anniversary card.” The clerk replied, “We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?” Morris said, “You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events. You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my Read More »

THE LIGHTER SIDE June 2020

Too Hot to Handle A guy goes to the doctor with two burnt ears. When the doctor asked what happened, he said, “The phone rang while I was ironing my shirt, and I accidentally picked up the iron!” “That explains one ear, but what about the other?” asked the doctor. “They called back.” Isaac D. Read More »

THE LIGHTER SIDE May 2020

Two Left Feet Maxine was coming over to take her grandson Abie to the park. “Okay Abie, we’re going to the park!” said Maxine. “Go get your shoes on!” Being only 4 years of age, Abie replied, "Okay, but will you tie them for me?" "Sure," Maxine said with a big smile. Abie bolted into Read More »

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The Lighter Side April 2020

Tech Support Soldier One of Microsoft’s finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his Read More »

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