THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Lighter Side November 2020

Clever Canine A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa and took along his small pet dog Fido along for company. One day, while roaming the African plains, Fido started chasing butterflies, and before long the little beagle realized that he was lost. Wandering about, he suddenly noticed a leopard heading rapidly Read More »

The Lighter Side August 2020

Kids These Days Solomon was complaining to his rabbi about how difficult a time he was having in disciplining his teenage son. "When I was a kid and I did something wrong, my parents sent me to my room without supper. But my son has his own smartphone, computer, and video game system in his Read More »

The Lighter Side July 2020

The Specialist Doctor: You really must stop smoking or I'll have to refer you to a specialist. Herb: Really? What kind of specialist? Doctor: A mortician. Jack V. Grazi Auto Theft An elderly Florida woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. Hysterical, she explained her situation Read More »

The Lighter Side July 2020

Card Confusion Morris entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a ”birthday/anniversary card.” The clerk replied, “We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?” Morris said, “You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events. You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my Read More »

THE LIGHTER SIDE June 2020

Too Hot to Handle A guy goes to the doctor with two burnt ears. When the doctor asked what happened, he said, “The phone rang while I was ironing my shirt, and I accidentally picked up the iron!” “That explains one ear, but what about the other?” asked the doctor. “They called back.” Isaac D. Read More »

THE LIGHTER SIDE May 2020

Two Left Feet Maxine was coming over to take her grandson Abie to the park. “Okay Abie, we’re going to the park!” said Maxine. “Go get your shoes on!” Being only 4 years of age, Abie replied, "Okay, but will you tie them for me?" "Sure," Maxine said with a big smile. Abie bolted into Read More »

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The Lighter Side April 2020

Tech Support Soldier One of Microsoft’s finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his Read More »

The Lighter Side March 2020

Career or Commute After starting a great new job, Richard’s ninety-minute commute to work wore him down quickly. The time he spent stuck in traffic was starting to send him over the edge, until finally he decided to quit and try to find something closer to home. After several weeks, his good friend Bill was Read More »

The Lighter Side February 2020

Riding It Out Alice decided enough was enough – she was going to join a gym and start getting in shape. She joined an aerobics class and the instructor had everyone lie on their backs with their legs up as if pedaling a bike. After several minutes, Alice suddenly stopped. “Why did you stop pedaling?ˮ Read More »

The Lighter Side January 2020

A Better Beggar Mustafa and Hassan, two immigrants from the Middle East living in Manhattan, both decided to try making money by panhandling on the streets of New York. But after a month of begging, Mustafa was only successful at collecting about $5 to $10 a day, while Hassan would regularly come home with a Read More »

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