THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Lighter Side May 2021

Moving a Moose Two city slickers decided to go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and caught a moose. Unfortunately, though, they were about a mile from their truck and were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs back to the van. Suddenly, Read More »

The Lighter Side April 2021

What Daddy Does Richie: “Hey Tommy, what does your daddy do for a living?” Tommy: “My daddy's an accountant and he works from home.” Richie: “That’s cool.” Tommy: “What does your daddy do?” Richie: “My daddy's a Congressman in Washington.” Tommy: “Honest?” Richie: “No, just the regular kind.” Michael L. The Prize Donkey Harry moved Read More »

The Lighter Side March 2021

No Matzah for You! It was Passover and two Jewish attorneys, Saul and David, who worked downtown met at a food court to have lunch. Saul and David proceeded to produce matzah sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. One of the waiters in the food court marched over and told them, "You can't Read More »

The Lighter Side January 2021

A Soldiering Tip In appreciation for the assistance and warm welcome received from the local community, the colonel decided to hold an open house for all the residents of the town at the new army base. After demonstrating a short drill with soldiers in formation, a grand tour of the base was given, followed by Read More »

The Lighter Side December 2020

The Important Job This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could Read More »

The Lighter Side November 2020

The Greatest Wish Rupert, Dale, and Bubba, three middle-aged friends who never really made much of themselves, were sitting around complaining about the sorry state of their lives, when suddenly, an angel appeared and promised to grant each one of them a single wish. Rupert immediately said, “I wish I were the President.” In an Read More »

The Lighter Side November 2020

Clever Canine A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa and took along his small pet dog Fido along for company. One day, while roaming the African plains, Fido started chasing butterflies, and before long the little beagle realized that he was lost. Wandering about, he suddenly noticed a leopard heading rapidly Read More »

The Lighter Side August 2020

Kids These Days Solomon was complaining to his rabbi about how difficult a time he was having in disciplining his teenage son. "When I was a kid and I did something wrong, my parents sent me to my room without supper. But my son has his own smartphone, computer, and video game system in his Read More »

The Lighter Side July 2020

The Specialist Doctor: You really must stop smoking or I'll have to refer you to a specialist. Herb: Really? What kind of specialist? Doctor: A mortician. Jack V. Grazi Auto Theft An elderly Florida woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. Hysterical, she explained her situation Read More »

The Lighter Side July 2020

Card Confusion Morris entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a ”birthday/anniversary card.” The clerk replied, “We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?” Morris said, “You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events. You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my Read More »

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