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The Real Maccabees: Warriors of Faith, Not Fame

Rabbi Zamir Cohen

This month we will celebrate the holiday of Hanukah.

As a person matures, he develops a more profound understanding of the insights he acquired in his childhood and builds on them. For example, we cannot compare the Torah we learned in elementary school to our in-depth study with the Torah commentaries as adults.

It is the same with Hanukah. When we were young, we learned a superficial and shallow view of the Hasmoneans. Now the time has come to understand them in a more profound way.

What the Rambam Tells Us About Hanukah

Let us begin with the Rambam’s words at the beginning of the Laws of Hanukah. He writes as follows:

“In [the era of] the Second Temple, the Greek kingdom issued decrees against the Jewish people to nullify their faith and prevent them from observing the Torah and its commandments. They [the Greeks] extended their hands against their [the Jews’] property and their daughters; they entered the Sanctuary, wrought havoc within, and made the sacraments impure.

“The Jews suffered great difficulties from them, for they oppressed them greatly until the Gd of our ancestors had mercy upon them, delivered them from their hand, and saved them. The sons of the Hasmoneans, the High Priests, overcame [them], slew them, and saved the Jews from their hand.

“They appointed a king from the priests, and sovereignty returned to Israel for more than 200 years, until the destruction of the Second Temple. When the Jews overcame their enemies and destroyed them, they entered the Sanctuary; this was on the twenty-fifth of Kislev. They could not find any pure oil in the Sanctuary, with the exception of a single cruse that contained enough oil to burn for merely one day. They lit lights from it for eight days until they could crush olives and produce pure oil.”

Two Miracles

From the Rambam’s words we can see that the Greeks’ main reason for waging war against the Jewish people was to destroy their unique Jewish identity, and this was why the Hasmoneans went to war against them. The Rambam also explains why we celebrate eight days: because that was the minimum time necessary in those days to produce oil and bring it to the Temple. Once they had produced the required amount of oil, there was no need for a further change in the laws of nature. The fire that had burned miraculously from the small amount of oil went out, and it was possible to use the new oil to light the Temple Menorah.

Actually, two miracles occurred on Hanukah: the first miracle was as we say in our prayers: “You gave over the strong into the hands of the weak, and the many into the hands of the few.” The second was the miracle of the cruse of oil: a small jug with pure oil sufficient to burn for only one day was found with the stamp of the High Priest but miraculously the oil burned for eight days in a row.

The Real Maccabees

Today, when describing the events of Hanukah, there are those who present things in a very skewed light. Judah Maccabee is frequently illustrated as a muscular man with a shock of hair blowing in the wind, without a beard, and with a defiant look in his eyes – as if he were an Attila the Hun. The historical fact is that Judah Maccabee was a completely different type of person. He and his brothers were Gd-fearing men and Torah scholars who realized that the Greeks were destroying the people spiritually and corrupting them morally. When Judah Maccabee and his brothers saw that there were Jews who were failing this difficult trial and were becoming Hellenists and behaving like gentiles, their hearts bled. They decided to take a stand and wage a battle that had no logical hope of succeeding. The entire campaign against the Greeks was a battle over the spiritual existence of the Jewish people.

Maccabee is an acronym of the words Mi kamocha b’elim Hashem which means, “Who is like You among the powerful, Gd?” This is the slogan that they chose as a rallying call to launch their war. After all, what did Antiochus want? Unlike Haman, who wanted to destroy, kill, and exterminate all Jews, Antiochus did not seek to kill the Jews’ bodies but rather their souls. He wanted them to abandon their religion. If the Jews had come to Haman or Hitler and told them that they were ready to change their religion, these mortal enemies would not have given up on their programs of extermination. Their goal was to eradicate any remnant of the Jewish nation, Gd forbid. Antiochus, however, did not want to wipe out the Jews, he only wanted to wipe out Judaism. He wanted us to adopt the Greek culture.

Greek Culture Versus Our Culture

Much of Western culture that we see today has its source in Greece. The word “Olympics” comes from the sacred Greek site Olympia, where the ancient Olympic games were held. The word “stadium” derives Greek as well, and the cult of the body comes from Greece. The Maccabees fought this worldview against all odds, and with full confidence in Gd’s assistance.

Judaism teaches us that it is important to keep our bodies healthy, so we can fulfill our spiritual goals according to the Torah, and to live happily and with contentment in This World and in the World to Come. But our body must not become an object of worship.

Logically, the war led by a handful of Torah scholars against the powerful and trained Greek army was a war they had no chance of winning. But from the moment they were willing to sacrifice themselves for Heaven – victory was theirs. And for this we praise and thank Gd and say: “You gave over the strong into the hands of the weak, and the many into the hands of the few.”

Once Upon A Thyme – Vanilla Bean Meringue

Adina Yaakov

Meringue can be intimidating, but a few careful steps make all the difference. Start with room temperature egg whites, and be sure every utensil is impeccably clean and grease free, because even a trace of yolk can prevent the whites from whipping properly. Always use a glass, metal, or stainless-steel bowl and never plastic, which can retain grease.

For a beautiful twist, divide the batter and flavor half with orange zest and extract, leaving the other half vanilla. Then fill your piping bag with both mixtures side by side for a stunning orange vanilla swirl.

Ingredients

  • 6 large egg whites, at room temperature
  • 3 cups confectioners’ sugar
  • 2 tablespoons vanilla bean paste or vanilla extract
  • (Optional for swirl) 1 tablespoon finely grated orange zest + ½ teaspoon orange extract

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 200 degrees Fahrenheit. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper.
  2. Whip the egg whites:
    In a clean, dry glass or metal mixing bowl, beat the egg whites on medium speed until foamy.
  3. Add sugar gradually:
    Sprinkle in the confectioners’ sugar a little at a time, continuing to beat on medium speed. Once all sugar is added, increase speed to medium-high and beat until the mixture is glossy and forms stiff, shiny peaks.
  4. Add vanilla and mix.
  5. Flavor and color (optional):
    Divide the meringue in half. Add orange zest and extract to one half; keep the other vanilla. Spoon both flavors into opposite sides of a large piping bag fitted with a star tip to create a swirl effect.

Voices of Vision – December 2025

Ellen Geller Kamaras

Everyday life lights me up. Each morning, I say thank you to Hashem for my beautiful family, my amazing friends, and, of course, being able to do my work with seniors at DSN.” ~~ Sherry ~~

Please meet Sherry Schreiber. Sherry is a warm, passionate, and vibrant woman – a wife, mother, and grandmother. Her current niche and passion center on running the Deal Sephardic Network (DSN) seniors program and bringing joy and laughter to Jersey Shore seniors.

Of Syrian descent, Sherry was born Victoria Sherry and is the oldest daughter of Rae and Moishe Doueck. Sherry is named her after her maternal grandmother, Victoria. Rae added a less formal nickname, Sherry, as a middle name. “Sherry” stuck as the name she’s called by, ever since she was a baby.

Both Rae and Moishe were American born. Sherry has two older brothers, Jacques and Steve, and a younger sister Lisa Hidary. Sherry greatly values her close relationship with her siblings and their families.

“I was definitely not a serious or shy child.” Sherry says she was mischievous and very social. She loved being involved in Beth Teens, a Beth Torah Congregation youth group led by Gitta Sultan, a”h. “I participated in the plays and hesed projects organized by Gitta, a very special woman. After my mother, Gitta deeply influenced the woman I am today.”

Although Sherry liked school, she admits that she wasn’t the easiest student and didn’t always play by the rules. Then she became a teacher and had to enforce the rules herself.

Sherry’s childhood memories were formed in her home near Ocean Parkway and Avenue S in Brooklyn. By the time Sherry graduated eighth grade, she had attended four elementary schools including Ahi Ezer. Her mom had concerns about Sherry’s safety at her first school, so she enrolled Sherry in Ahi Ezer for a few years. Unfortunately, the Ahi Ezer building burned down, and Sherry moved to Boody Junior High School and then completed her grade school education at P.S. 238. Kudos to Sherry who was a resilient child and was able to make friends easily and complete her studies successfully. Two of her close friends today are women she met during fourth grade at Ahi Ezer.

After graduating from Lincoln High School early and with honors, Sherry obtained a teaching degree from Brooklyn College.

Her Essence

Sherry describes herself as funny, energetic, and giving of herself and her time. She loves to cook and feed people. She is also warm, bubbly, and a real people person.

“Everyday life lights me up. Each morning I say thank you to Hashem for my beautiful family, my amazing friends, and, of course, being able to do my work at DSN.”

Her current job running the DSN seniors program with Stephanie Massry fulfills her greatly. “Stephanie and I work so well together. I love the way the seniors are excited to be at DSN. I love how their family members tell us how happy they are. They are all my family.”

Sherry’s mother is her key role model. “My mom, Rae Doueck, a”h, taught me never to be afraid to work hard, and to always put your complete self into everything you do. I learned hesed from my father, Moishe Doueck, a”h, who was always visiting someone, doing bikur holim. I think of him when I volunteer my time.”

Then Came Marriage

After graduating college, Sherry became a public school teacher and took a part-time job at Crazy Eddie, a long-gone electronics chain. She worked there during its heyday, in charge of cash collections and preparing sandwiches for employees at several of the stores.

Crazy Eddie was where Sherry met her naseeb, Howie Schreiber, a”h, the love of her life. Nine years older than Sherry, Howie was known as an outstanding salesman and for his fabulous smile. “He was loved by all.” Sadly, Howie passed away a year ago after a two-year illness stemming from complications from back surgery

Sherry and Howie shared the same upbeat and positive outlook. Howie was Ashkenazi, his parents were divorced, and he had few family members living in New York. He loved the Sephardic customs and adopted them fully. He was also friendly with many of his Sephardic colleagues.

Howie was with Crazy Eddie during the good years and left before the company’s problems surfaced.

The couple got married at Shaarei Zion Synagogue and lived in Brooklyn for a year and a half. They bought a house in Oakhurst in 1977. Sherry gave up her job, and they started their family. They were blessed with three daughters, three wonderful sons-in-law, and eleven grandchildren. Sherry’s children live in the Deal community. In memory of their father, the family donated three coffee carts to the West Deal Shul. Friends and family who go there can say, “We had coffee with Howie.”

After leaving Crazy Eddie, Howie worked in children’s wear for a couple of years and became Shomer Shabbat during that time. Sherry was excited to keep Shabbat.

It was around that time that Howie met Charlie Saka, a”h, a brilliant entrepreneur and magnanimous philanthropist at the West Deal Shul. When Charlie talked to Howie, he smiled at him and said, “I want you to work for me.” That began Howie’s 30 plus year career at Sakar International as Charlie’s first salesman and right-hand man.

Balancing Career and Home Life

When Sherry had two young children at home, she took over a Mommy and Me group from her sister and turned it into a summer preschool program called “Sherry Schreiber Playgroup.” For 27 years, she had over 20 children in her house and backyard from 9:30am to 12:30pm. Perks for the kids included a hot and healthy lunch and lots of love and fun. There was even a wait list to get into the playgroup. Sherry frequently bumps into adults who had been her students who still remember her.

Keeping several balls in the air, Sherry had a job as a receptionist in a Brooklyn hair salon in the afternoon after playgroup. She drew upon her mother’s example of not fearing hard work and achieved balance for her family.

Around seven years ago, Sherry received a call from DSN, asking if she would teach a weekly cooking class to seniors. Within a few months, she became the co-director of the seniors program along with Stephannie Massry.

Passions

Personally, Sherry is impassioned and immensely proud of her children and grandchildren.

Professionally, she thrives on watching the DSN seniors laugh and enjoy their lunch, chair exercise, and other activities. Hearing positive feedback from the families and caregivers gives Sherry an energy boost. During the pandemic, Sherry and Stephanie set up a Zoom program for seniors using donated iPad’s. They even got Yaakov Shwekey to sing for the seniors on Zoom.

One of Sherry’s biggest challenges is when one of the seniors passes away. “They become my family, and their loss really hurts.”

To enhance and maximize the seniors’ experience at DSN, Sherry uses her creativity to find fun giveaways as gifts for Bingo and other games.

Community volunteer work has always been a key component of Sherry’s life. She volunteers for the Morris Franco Cancer Center. She appreciates the amazing group of volunteers who help her at DSN.

“Our community is awesome and unique. They are there for everyone, in bad times and good times.”

Her key to success? “Always try to be happy and keep doing what I love.”

For relaxation and fun, Sherry plays Mahjong with friends and enjoys connecting with them for dinner.

Tips for Students

Try to follow your dreams. If you do what you love, it will never be work. As for family caregivers, enjoy your loved one while you can.

You can connect with Sherry at vs94@aol.com and follow DSN on Instagram.

Ellen Geller Kamaras, CPA/MBA, is an International Coach Federation (ICF) Associate Certified Coach.  Her coaching specialties include life, career, and dating coaching.  Ellen can be contacted at ellen@lifecoachellen.com.

Creative Cooking with Chef Shiri

Kids – See if you have what it takes to become a Junior Chef!

Utensils Needed

Large mixing bowl

Measuring cups and spoons

Small saucepan (or microwave-safe bowl)

Whisk

Spatula

Loaf pan or small dish (for shaping)

Parchment paper or plastic wrap

Ingredients

¾ cup tahini

¼ cup almond flour (or finely ground almonds)

¼ cup slivered or chopped almonds (lightly toasted, optional)

⅓ cup maple syrup (or honey)

½ teaspoon vanilla extract (optional, for flavor)

Pinch of salt

Optional toppings: extra almonds, sesame seeds, or a drizzle of melted dark chocolate

Let’s Get Started!

  1. Line a loaf pan or small square dish with parchment paper or plastic wrap, leaving some overhang to lift the halva out later.
  1. In a large mixing bowl, stir together: tahini, ground almonds or almond flour, chopped or slivered almonds, and a pinch of salt.

3. Heat the syrup (Adult Help Needed): In a small saucepan (or microwave-safe bowl), combine the syrup and vanilla extract (optional). Heat gently until just warm and pourable – not boiling! Stir to combine.

4. Pour the warm syrup into the tahini-almond mixture. Mix well with a spatula until everything is evenly combined. It should start to thicken quickly.

5. Transfer the mixture into your prepared pan. Press it down firmly with the spatula to make it flat and even.

6. Refrigerate the halva for at least 2 hours, or until firm.

7. Lift the halva out, slice into small squares or bars, and serve.

ALMOND

HALVA SQUARES

The word “halva” comes from the Arabic word “
halwā,
” which means “sweet!”

Chef Shiri Says…

Roast the almonds first for even more crunch and yummy flavor!
Roasting brings out their nutty taste and makes your halva extra delicious.

Fun Food Fact

Almonds are super versatile – they can be turned into all kinds of tasty things! You can make almond butter, almond flour, almond milk, almond oil, and best of all… yummy almond halva!

Community Highlights – The Miracles of Renewal: A Father and Son’s Unbreakable Bond

Years ago, Rabbi Mordechai Besser held his newborn son Donny for the first time, overwhelmed with gratitude to Hashem for the gift of life. He never imagined that one day, that same son would return the very same gift.

After being diagnosed with stage four kidney disease, Rabbi Mordechai Besser faced an uncertain future. His strength, always rooted in faith, was now tested in a deeply personal way. When his son Donny learned about his father’s condition, there was no hesitation. He immediately began testing and soon discovered he was a perfect match.

On the day of the surgery, as father and son entered the hospital together, the moment felt nothing short of divine. Years ago, Rabbi Mordechai Besser had given his son the gift of life. Now, Donny was returning that life back to him. A full circle of love, devotion, and gratitude spanning generations.

Reflecting on the experience, Rabbi Besser shared movingly: “When a child is born, there are three partners: mother, father, and Hashem. Today, as I receive this gift from my son, I feel reborn. Once again, there are three partners: Hashem, my son Donny, and Renewal.”

Their story is more than a medical miracle. It’s a testament to faith, family, and the unbreakable bond between parent and child. Through Hashem’s guiding hand and the tireless efforts of Renewal, what began as a father’s love has come full circle, transforming into a son’s act of ultimate kindness.

For more information about Renewal, please contact AJ Gindi at 718.431.9831 ext. 214 or  732.996.4040. 

Brooklyn Faces Surge in Anti-Jewish Vandalism Amid NYC Mayoral Transition

Brooklyn authorities are on high alert after a series of anti-Semitic incidents, including swastika graffiti at Magen David Yeshivah and Washington Cemetery, was captured on surveillance footage. The suspect, dressed in black with a face covering, remains at large, and the NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force is leading the investigation.

The vandalism occurred shortly after Zohran Mamdani was declared New York City’s mayor-elect, prompting condemnation from Mamdani, Gov. Kathy Hochul, and other political leaders.

Local safety groups, particularly the Flatbush Shomrim Patrol, played a crucial role in responding. Shomrim, a volunteer neighborhood watch, alerted authorities, reviewed surveillance footage, and assisted the community in covering the graffiti with Israeli flags.

Officials are urging anyone with information to come forward. Republican Rep. Nicole Malliotakis and Democratic State Sen. Sam Sutton condemned the attacks, while Jewish organizations highlighted the troubling timing following the mayoral election.

As investigations continue, Flatbush Shomrim’s role demonstrates how community-led vigilance complements law enforcement efforts, offering both practical support and a visible symbol of solidarity for Jewish residents.

Magen David Launches Dynamic New “Corporate Public Speaking” Program for Seniors

Seniors engage in Corporate Public Speaking training with Mr. Alan Kishk.

Magen David Yeshiva High School proudly announces the launch of an exciting new addition to its NEXT Senior Internship Program – Corporate Public Speaking.

Last month, seniors participated in an interactive series of workshops led by Mr. Alan Kishk, designed to elevate their presentation skills, professional communication, and confidence in public speaking. These hands-on sessions will prepare students for success in college, the workplace, and beyond, with a focus on real-world communication techniques such as crafting elevator pitches, delivering strong interview introductions, and mastering leadership-style presentations.

This innovative initiative represents a significant step forward in Magen David Yeshiva’s commitment to equipping students with the skills and poise necessary for their next chapter. By fostering confidence, professionalism, and articulate self-expression, the school continues to prepare its seniors to become the polished, career-ready leaders of tomorrow.

Living Emunah – I Can’t Believe I Did This

Rabbi David Ashear

Every moment of life is precious. With a moment of life, a person can perform a mitzvah, offer a prayer to Hashem, learn a word of Torah, or give a dollar to tzedakah. We have no idea how valuable our deeds are, and how far-reaching.

The pasuk says (Yeshayah 49:21), “You will say in your heart, ‘Who bore these to me?’” The Kedushat Levi explains that sometimes we do mitzvot that come so easily and naturally to us that we don’t even consider them to be mitzvot. But in the future, Hashem is going to show every one of us how great our deeds were and how much they accomplished. We will be so overwhelmed that we will exclaim, I can’t believe I did all this!”

In 1938, a man named Sir Nicholas Winton single-handedly rescued 669 Jewish children from perishing in the Holocaust. He successfully brought them from Czechoslovakia to Great Britain and helped find homes for all how much they of them; most of their parents perished in Auschwitz. Winton never mentioned this heroic feat to anyone.

Fifty years later, his wife found a notebook in their attic, containing the names and pictures of all the children he saved. She gave it to a journalist. When word of his heroism was heard, people wanted to honor him.

Without being apprised of the purpose of the event, Sir Nicholas was invited to a large banquet hall. When he entered, the entire crowd rose to their feet and began applauding. He was told that the attendees in the ballroom were those whose lives he had saved five decades earlier. Now adults, they had all come to thank him personally.

The honoree became very emotional at the awesome sight of what he had accomplished. Had he been familiar with the pasuk in Yeshayah, he could have cried, “Who bore these to me”? I can’t believe what I have done?”

One of the chasidei umot haolam – a righteous non-Jew – Sir Nicholas died in 2015, at the ripe old age of 106. May his memory be blessed.

We can never really know what we accomplish with every mitzvah we do. Hashem keeps track of our every deed and thought. In the future, a person will be shown the effect each of his prayers had. He might discover that he saved lives, gave someone a livelihood, preserved marriages, and much more. If a person brought someone close to religion, in the future he will see how his efforts bore fruit. Generations of Jews will go in the ways of Hashem because of a few words he once said. If one gave chizuk to others, thereby enabling them to go on with their lives happily and to serve Hashem, he will see the extraordinary impact of his words. He will then exclaim, “ I can’t believe what I did!”

Every mitzvah we do brings benefit to the world and blessings to Am Yisrael, and provides protection from harm. We have no idea of the extent of even one mitzvah. Therefore, we need to appreciate the opportunity Hashem gives us and take advantage of every moment to accomplish all we can.

Yossi Bitton: A Journey of Color, Soul, and Vision, Arriving in the US for an Exclusive Winter Art Tour

There are artists who master technique, and then there are artists who master emotion. Yossi Bitton belongs to the rare second group, artists who create not merely with their hands, but with their heart. His paintings exude warmth, presence, and an inner radiance that makes them both timeless and unmistakably modern.

Born in the mystical city of Tzfat, surrounded by the energy of ancient stones and spiritual melody, Bitton’s artistic voice grew from a deep well of inner sensitivity. His journey to becoming one of Israel’s most beloved contemporary artists was not a matter of academic training, but a path paved with emotion, intuition, and a lifelong pursuit of meaning.

Those who encounter his work describe a unique experience, a blend of serenity and intensity, of motion and stillness. His canvases are alive. They shimmer with layers of color, storytelling, and the kind of spiritual resonance that lingers long after one steps away.

Over the years, Bitton’s reputation has expanded beyond Israel’s borders. His works are sought after by collectors, designers, and galleries across the world. And yet, despite his growing international presence, his art remains deeply personal, rooted in his connection to history, heritage, and the Jewish spirit.

This winter Yossi Bitton embarks on an exclusive US Art Tour, a series of boutique exhibitions across New York, New Jersey, Passaic, Lakewood, Monsey, the Five Towns, Brooklyn, Queens, and Manhattan. These stops are carefully chosen communities where art, culture, and connection meet, offering the perfect backdrop for Bitton’s expressive and deeply moving creations.

What makes these winter exhibitions so unique is their intimacy. Unlike large commercial fairs, these events are personal, curated, and crafted to offer visitors time, space, and meaningful engagement with the works. The tour brings Bitton’s art directly to the people, not in distant galleries but in warm and welcoming environments where viewers can connect closely with the pieces, ask questions, hear the stories behind the canvases, and experience the atmosphere of the artwork without distraction.

This is more than an art show; it is an encounter. Each exhibition presents a rare opportunity to stand in front of pieces that breathe with emotion and depth. Whether it’s a vibrant depiction of ancient Jerusalem bathed in golden light, the soulful aura of Rachel’s Tomb, the bold interplay of blues and whites in abstract compositions, or a moment of contemplation captured through delicate brushwork, each painting invites the viewer on a journey inward.

These winter exhibitions hold a special charm: the timing, the atmosphere, and the season itself. As the cold settles over New York and New Jersey, Bitton’s art brings warmth. The colors glow brighter, the textures feel richer, and the emotional resonance deepens. There is something powerful about witnessing spiritual, luminous artwork during winter, a time when people naturally seek meaning, beauty, and inspiration. Bitton’s paintings provide all that and more, creating a haven of light amid the season’s stillness.

Another defining element of these exhibitions is the direct interaction they encourage. This personal touch makes each encounter feel exclusive and memorable — an opportunity to see not only the artwork but the work behind it.

The exhibitions will also showcase some of Bitton’s newest pieces, works that reflect his evolving style while maintaining his signature elements of movement, depth, and spirituality. Each painting is meticulously crafted, layered with meaning, and infused with emotional clarity. For collectors, this tour offers an ideal moment to discover new works and acquire pieces that are both visually stunning and deeply meaningful.

For those who wish to stay connected, ask questions, or inquire about specific artworks, communication is simple and direct. The team is available via WhatsApp at +972587703666 and the artist’s full gallery of works, special collections, and updates can be viewed on yossibittonart.com.

As this winter tour unfolds, the message of Yossi Bitton’s art shines clearly: beauty is a language of the soul. His paintings speak in tones of warmth, hope, and spiritual illumination. They invite us to pause, to feel, and to rediscover the light that resides within every moment.

And for those fortunate enough to encounter his work during this tour — the experience becomes not just memorable, but transformative.

To further explore Yossi bittons works visit his website at www.yossibittonart.com

Riddles – November 2025

RIDDLE: The River Crossing

Submitted by: Andrea S.

A farmer needs to cross a river with a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage.
He has a boat, but it can only carry him and one item at a time.
He can’t leave the wolf alone with the goat, or the goat alone with the cabbage. How does he get all three across safely?

Last Month’s Riddle: Eight is Enough

There is an 8-letter word that can have consecutive letters taken out and remain a complete word until only one letter is left? 

Solution: Starting, Staring, String, Sting, Sing, Sin, In, I.  

Solved by: Lily Sitt, Mark Esses, Steven Shammah, Family Blum, Alice Cohen, Big Mike, David Gindi, Mary F., and The Shmulster.

JUNIOR RIDDLE: The Ever-Increasing Word

Submitted by: Max P.

What 7-letter word contains thousands of letters?

Last Month’s Junior Riddle: WHAT AM I?

Almost everyone needs it, most certainly asks for it, but almost nobody takes it. What am I?

Solution: Advice!

Solved by: The Blum Family, Morris Kabani, The Big Cheese, David Gindi, Ezra Antar, Mrs. Feldman, The Shmulster, and Mary F.

The Lighter Side – November 2025

Keyboard Diagnosis

I told my friend my laptop was driving me crazy.
“The ‘A’ and ‘I’ keys always stick,” I said.
She quickly diagnosed the problem: “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

Jack B.

A Copy Catastrophe

A young executive found the CEO staring helplessly at the shredder.
“This is an important document,” the CEO said. “Can you make this machine work?”
“Of course,” said the executive, turning it on and feeding the paper in.
“Excellent!” the CEO beamed. “I just needed one copy.”

A.C.

Super Interview Skills

At a job interview, the manager asked, “What are your greatest strengths and weaknesses?”
The applicant replied,
“My main weakness is that I struggle with reality. I can’t always tell fantasy from real life.”
“And your strengths?”
“I’m Batman!”

Freddy C.

Delayed Payments

While shopping, Ari ran into a customer.
“Abe, you still owe me $1,000. When will I get it?”
“Don’t worry, Ari. You’ll get it tomorrow.”
“Oy, not again! You always say that, then call to say you can’t pay. Last week, last month, three months ago—”
“Enough already,” interrupted Abe. “Didn’t I call every time like I promised?”

Melanie E.

Tech Support Dad

My dad recently decided to become “tech-savvy,” which mostly means he now calls me every time his screen goes dark.

Last week, he called in a panic:
“Son, the internet is gone.”
“Gone?” I asked. “What do you mean?”
“The whole thing! I clicked something and now it’s just… white!”
I asked him to describe what he saw.
“There’s a little picture of a plug and it says ‘no connection.’”
“Dad,” I said, “you just unplugged the router.”
He paused and then said, completely serious:
“So… is there a button to plug it back in?”

Robert S.

Return to Sender

My grandfather doesn’t trust online shopping.
Last month, he accidentally ordered a sweater in the wrong size. Instead of returning it online, he took it to the post office and said,
“I’d like to un-buy this.”
The clerk tried to explain the return process. He shook his head and said,
“I paid real money. I want a real person to fix it.”
Eventually, the clerk helped him print a return label.
As he left, Grandpa turned back and said,
“You know, in my day, we used to go to a store, try something on, and if it didn’t fit… we just didn’t buy it in the first place. Revolutionary, huh?”

Nadine M.

Familiar Face in Court

As a judge, I once faced a defendant who looked strangely familiar.
I checked his record – a career criminal, except for one eight-year gap.
“Milton,” I asked, “how did you manage to stay out of trouble for eight years?”
“I was in prison,” he replied. “You should know – you put me there.”
“That’s impossible. I wasn’t even a judge back then.”
“No,” he said with a grin. “You were my lawyer.”

Hymie G.

The Seed Family

Q: What did Baby Seed say to Mommy Seed?
A: Where’s Poppy Seed?

David A.

K is for Confusion

Callie signed up for a Spanish class with a Hispanic teacher.
“I’m not familiar with your name,” he said. “Does it start with a K?”
“No,” she said. “It’s spelled with a C.”
From then on, he called her “Kallie.”

Fortune D.

Dream Vacation

Rachel asked her manager, David, for a day off.
He said, “There are 365 days in a year.
You get weekends off: that’s 104 days. Now we’re down to 261.
You sleep 16 hours a day? That’s 170 more gone – only 91 left.
Coffee breaks take 23 days. Lunch adds up to 46. Now just 22.
You get 2 sick days. 5 holidays. 14 vacation days.
That leaves just 1 day of actual work.
And now you want that one off?”

Abie F.

The GPS Knows Too Much

My car’s GPS has developed a personality. I swear it’s passive-aggressively judging me.

Last week, I missed a turn and it calmly said, “Recalculating… again.”
Then I got stuck in traffic and it muttered, “This would have been avoided if we took my route.”
Then yesterday, I stopped at the drive-thru for fries.
The GPS just went silent. Totally quiet.
Finally, after three minutes of judgmental silence, it said,
“Proceed to the highlighted route… and perhaps a salad.”

Lisa T.

A Letter Perfect Riddle

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The post office!

Sharon P.

Line Cutter Justice

It was the morning of a big tech sale, and the line was out the door by 8:30am.
A small man tried to push to the front, but was quickly shoved back.
On his second try, he was punched and thrown to the end of the line again.
Dusting himself off, he muttered,
“If they hit me one more time, I’m not opening the store.”

Marty J.

Identity Confirmed

At checkout, the clerk noticed I hadn’t signed my credit card.
“I can’t complete the transaction unless your card is signed,” she said.
So I signed the card in front of her.
She compared it to the receipt I had just signed.
They matched.
Phew!

Nathan H.

Hard to Tell

A mechanic friend loaned me a junker while I saved for a car.
It was so beat up, even its dents had dents.
One afternoon, I saw a police officer and a woman inspecting it.
“I saw her hit your car,” said the officer, “but I can’t figure out where.”

Esther K.

Beachside Wisdom

Savta Esther, a tough Israeli grandmother, was at the beach with her grandkids when a man approached.
“Please, Geveret,” he begged, “I haven’t eaten all day.”
She looked him up and down and said,
“Good. Now you won’t get cramps when you go swimming.”

Rena B.

Doggy Daycare Drama

We took our new puppy to doggy daycare. When we picked him up, the woman at the counter handed him over and whispered, “He’s… very spirited.”

Spirited?” I asked. “Like… playful?”
She said, “More like… he started a revolution in the small dog room.”
Apparently, while we were enjoying a peaceful lunch, our puppy had convinced the others to dig a tunnel under the fence, chew through three toys, and redistribute all the treats “fairly.”
We asked what we should do.
She said, “Maybe… obedience school. Or politics.”

Joey L.

Community Highlights – Rising Tuition, Rising to the Challenge

Across the community, families are confronting an escalating challenge: the cost of tuition. For many, these expenses have grown into one of the heaviest financial burdens they carry, forcing difficult decisions and putting strain on households. The issue is no longer isolated – it is widespread, affecting parents from all walks of life. 

Enter UCEF (United Children Education Foundation), a grassroots effort that has quickly gained momentum by approaching the tuition crisis in a new way. Rather than leaving parents to shoulder the burden alone, UCEF taps into the collective power of the community. The idea is simple yet powerful: when everyone contributes where they can, the impact multiplies. 

UCEF has already begun to prove this model works. Its vendor partnerships generate ongoing royalties for tuition. Its insurance collaborations save families money while directing funds back toward education. And with additional creative programs in the works, UCEF is constantly finding fresh ways to reduce costs and increase support.  

Of course, everyone complains about tuition – but the question is, are we ready to do something about it? UCEF offers countless ways to make a difference: through your business, your insurance, your shopping, and through new ideas that are just getting started. No one is asked to go out of their comfort zone. What’s needed is for everyone to get involved in ways within their reach. UCEF doesn’t claim it can erase tuition overnight – but the more people who step up, the faster real change will come.

As Executive Director Sammy Esses puts it: “Our community is amazing, we always step up when someone is in need. Right now, most of the community needs help. Everyone in this community can play a roll, all we ask is that you take a couple of minutes to learn more about what UCEF does and reach out to me – call or text 917-647-9276, or email Sammy@ucef.com. Let’s have a conversation to see how you can be part of the solution.”

Magen David Yeshivah Students Honor the Legacy of Their Heritage

Last month, the students of Magen David Yeshivah paid a meaningful and moving tribute to its foundational roots by gathering for the annual Selichot Gedolah program. This year’s event was held within the historic Magen David Synagogue on 67th Street, the very location where the community’s inspiring story first began.

The program commenced with Rabbi Eli Mansour offering impactful words that underscored the profound spiritual significance of the day, emphasizing the importance of repentance and reflection as the Yamim Noraim (High Holy Days) approach. Following the Rabbi’s address, the congregation was led in the powerful liturgical songs of Selichot by Hazzan Mordechai Salem. The atmosphere allowed both students and long-time members to deeply connect with the traditions of their forefathers. It was a beautiful expression of kavod (respect) for the past, inspiring the present generation to maintain the chain of mesorah (tradition) with strength and devotion.

Flatbush Shomrim and NYPD Nab Car Theft Suspect

In a powerful testament to community vigilance and seamless cooperation with law enforcement, volunteers from Flatbush Shomrim (FSSP) recently played a critical role in the recovery of a stolen vehicle, in an operation that ultimately led to the discovery of a larger criminal network operating across the boroughs.

The incident began when Shomrim volunteers were alerted to the theft of an Acura. Utilizing advanced tracking systems available to the organization, volunteers successfully located the stolen vehicle in a specific location within the Bronx. Following established protocol, the Shomrim team immediately notified the New York City Police Department (NYPD) of the confirmed location.

NYPD officers quickly responded to the area, where they successfully took a suspect into custody. The subsequent investigation and search prompted by this initial recovery uncovered a much more extensive operation. Law enforcement confirmed that the search led not only to the apprehension of the individual but also to the recovery of multiple stolen vehicles, an inventory of various stolen license plates, and an assortment of sophisticated electronic devices used to facilitate vehicle thefts.

This operation highlights the invaluable commitment of Flatbush Shomrim’s dedicated volunteers, who work tirelessly, often behind the scenes, to ensure the security and stability of the community.