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Helping Displaced Families

Pnina Souid 

 

The Mitzvah Man Organization recently received a letter from a man who works in London. His job entails assisting displaced families with a plane ticket and an apartment. He recently needed to help an Israeli refugee family. All he was required to do was supply them with a ticket to New York and an empty apartment. This man wanted to help them to get settled but he did not know who to turn to. The family who would be coming to an empty apartment, with no clothing, no furniture, and no food. He was advised to call the Mitzvah Man Organization. He was shocked by the efficiency and speed that this organization displayed in helping the family settle in, providing for their many needs. 

A Letter of Recommendation 

The letter from the man in London who requests anonymity reads as follows:

 

Shalom Dear Volunteers of the Mitzvah Man Organization, 

I hope this letter finds you all in good health and high spirits.  

I am writing to express my heartfelt gratitude and admiration for the incredible work carried out by the “Mitzvah Man” organization.  

As a dedicated donor, I have witnessed firsthand the profound impact your organization has had on the lives of this Israeli refugee family I am helping, in addition to helping countless other individuals and communities. 

From the moment I became involved with the “Mitzvah Man,” I was struck by the unwavering commitment and passion exhibited by the entire team. Your tireless efforts to alleviate poverty, provide primary needs, and promote hesed have truly made a difference in the lives of those who need it most. The effectiveness of the “Mitzvah Man” initiatives is evident in the transformative outcomes achieved, and I am honored to be a part of this remarkable journey. 

One of the most inspiring aspects of the “Mitzvah Man” work is the holistic approach taken towards addressing the multifaceted challenges faced by marginalized communities. By focusing on their primary and most urgent needs, the “Mitzvah Man” ensures that individuals and families are empowered to break free from the cycle of poverty and build a better future for themselves and their families. The comprehensive nature of your programs not only addresses immediate needs but also fosters long-term sustainability, creating lasting change in the lives of beneficiaries. 

Furthermore, I have been consistently impressed by the transparency and accountability demonstrated by the “Mitzvah Man.” As a donor, it is reassuring to know that my contributions are being utilized effectively and efficiently. The regular updates and follow-up provided by your organization have instilled a sense of trust and confidence in me, further motivating me to continue supporting your cause. 

I firmly believe that the success of any organization lies in the dedication and commitment of its volunteers. The “Mitzvah Man” has been successful in attracting and retaining a diverse group of individuals who selflessly give their time, skills, and resources to support your mission. The sense of camaraderie and shared purpose among volunteers is truly inspiring, and it is a testament to the positive and inclusive environment fostered by the “Mitzvah Man.” 

In conclusion, I would like to express my deepest gratitude to the entire “Mitzvah Man” team for their unwavering dedication, compassion, and effectiveness in making a difference in the lives of those in need. Your organization has not and will not only transform the lives of beneficiaries but has also inspired countless individuals, like myself, to commit more to the cause. I am proud to be associated with the “Mitzvah Man” and look forward to continuing my support in any way possible.  

Thank you once again for your remarkable work and for providing me with the opportunity to be a part of this incredible journey. Together, we can create a Jewish world where every individual has access to the resources and opportunities they deserve. 

With warm regards and tizku l’mitzvot to the Mitzvah Man Organization.

Mourning a Beloved Torah Giant – Rabbi Matisyahu Salomon, ZT”L

The Jewish world suffered a great loss with the passing of Rav Matisyahu Chaim Salomon, zt”l, the beloved mashgiach of Beth Medrash Govoha (BMG) in Lakewood, New Jersey on January 2nd. 

Rabbi Salomon passed away at 86, after a long illness. He leaves behind a profound legacy as a greatly respected Torah scholar, speaker, author, and authority on Jewish education. He was a leading advocate for the study of mussar, and for the practice of spiritual introspection. 

Rabbi Salomon was a leader of klal Yisrael. He had a unique ability to address our generation’s needs and challenges. With intense passion and compassion he was able to inspire diverse crowds to commit to  greater adherence to Torah and mitzvot. 

From England to America 

Born in 1937 in Gateshead, England, Rabbi Salomon dedicated his life to the pursuit of Torah study and spiritual growth.  

Rabbi Salomon served as the mashgiach in Gateshead Yeshiva for 35 years. He was recognized for his deep commitment to Jewish education and his unwavering dedication to his students. He left Gateshead to assume the position as the mashgiach of Beth Medrash Govoha in Lakewood, New Jersey, one of the leading yeshivas in the United States. 

Throughout his illustrious career, Rabbi Salomon inspired generations of students with his profound wisdom, humility, and devotion to Torah values. His teachings emphasized the importance of character development, ethical conduct, and the pursuit of excellence in both religious and secular studies. 

Reaching Out and Reaching In 

In addition to serving as a mentor and spiritual guide to many, Rabbi Salomon was a prolific author. He  explored various aspects of Jewish philosophy, ethics, and personal growth. His writings will continue to inspire those seeking a deeper understanding of their Jewish faith. 

Rabbi Salomon was actively involved in community outreach, offering guidance and support to individuals from all walks of life. His compassionate nature and ability to connect with others on a personal level made him a beloved figure both inside and outside of the Jewish community. Stories abound regarding Rabbi Salomon’s empathic approach to helping all Jews who came to him for guidance, advice, questions, or just to cry on his shoulder.  

In recent years, Rabbi Salomon became a sought-after speaker, delivering lectures and shiurim that resonated with audiences around the world. He touched the hearts of thousands, while providing them with needed guidance as they embarked on their spiritual journeys. 

As the leader of Ichud HaKehillos, Rabbi Salomon was a driving force behind the famed 2012 asifah (rally) at Queens’ Citi Field, which addressed the dangers of the internet. 

Inspiring Influence  

Rabbi Salomon’s passing has left a void in the hearts of the American Jewish community. His extraordinary life and unwavering commitment to Torah values have influenced the countless individuals he touched. We have lost a tremendous Torah voice, which was imbued with compassion. Rabbi Salomon truly cared about each and every Jew. 

Rabbi Salomon tremendously influenced his students, community members, and followers. His words, teachings, and acts of kindness will continue to inspire and guide the Jewish community. 

May his memory be a blessing… 

Yehi zichro baruch. 

 

Dear Jido – February 2024

Dear Jido,
 

A friend who vacations often discovered free wheelchair rides throughout the airport, making her first in line from ticket counters, security/TSA, to departure/arrival gates, to baggage claim, and first boarding with first access to onboard storage.  

 

Recently, her sister, who was running behind with the luggage, realized she, too, could get a wheelchair and that the attendant would also haul the luggage. All this if you just have “difficulty walking long distances,” which is nearly everybody given the size of expanded airports.
 

At first, I thought they were taking unfair advantage or being unethical, but the more I think about it, the less I care. Navigating the airport logistics with knowledgeable assistance sounds reassuring. I can claim “difficulty walking long distances” as well as anybody. Should I do It? 

Signed,
 

A Weary Traveler[Text Wrapping Break] 

 

Dear Weary, 

 

As a former frequent flyer I know how daunting it can be to get through the red tape and delays of an airport – especially on the way home. 

 

Three Sayings come immediately to mind: 

 

  • Honesty is the Best Policy 
  • Starting from Square One 
  • Don’t Tempt Fate 

 

I think Saying Number One speaks for itself. It does mean fooling the attendants and taking unfair advantage. The last thing you would want is for someone who saw you bolt out of the car service, grab your luggage like a teenager, and then get into a wheelchair to tell the airlines people that you’re lying.  Because that would lead you to Saying Number Two. Airline personnel are much like government employees – they have blinders on and only do what they’re told.  If you’re not entitled to it, you would have to start again from the beginning of the line.  It doesn’t pay. 

 

Finally, Saying Number Three – in Hebrew we say – “Al tiftach piv laSatan.”  Or the more common way, “Don’t give yourself the chumseh.”  If you can walk, lug, play tennis, and swim, you should do what the rest of us do and arrive a little early. Enjoy your good health.[Text Wrapping Break] 

 

See you in Aruba! 

 

Jido  

Raising Secure Children in an Uncertain World

“What’s going to be Mommy?” “Should I be scared to walk to school?” are just a few of the questions that are on our kids’ minds in light of the world’s recent tragic and indescribably devastating events.  

  

Since nobody knows the future, there is no value in wondering on what will be. Praying hard, and doing good deeds are the most powerful tools we have that can influence our future. 

 

Children get vibes from us whether we speak or not. We are all very pained, and even so, we want to lead our children towards emotional health with strength and confidence. In order to help our children feel as secure as possible while knowing that our sisters and brothers around the world are suffering so much, we can do a few things. First, we want to teach and model three points about emotional health that can make a world of a difference for our children. People who know these three things are emotionally worlds ahead of people who don’t. 

 

Emotional Default Settings 

 

We all were born with certain emotional default settings that never leave us, and it’s our thinking that that can take us away from experiencing them. Our emotional default settings are happiness, resilience, and security.  

 

Happiness – Nobody has to teach a few month old baby how to smile. They just do. Sure, babies cry when they need something, but not because they have any beliefs about themselves or the world around them. 

 

Resilience – When babies learn to walk and they fall, they naturally get up and try again. It could be after a day, a week or a month, but the natural resilience is there, and doesn’t ever leave us. 

 

Security – When babies cry because they are hungry, they stop crying when the food comes. They are not worried about whether they will get their milk fast enough next time, or how the milk will taste next time. As adults, we often have everything we need, and in our minds we are still insecure about what will be. We developed those insecurities through life’s experiences that were uniquely designed for us, and when we let go of those insecurities we become aware that we can get back to our natural secure state of emotional health. 

 

Validate Feelings  

 

All feelings are normal, and are an expected part of the human experience. Do not try to make your children’s uncomfortable feelings or your own feelings not be felt. Feelings are meant to be felt and pass through us, and if we don’t allow them to be felt they can get stuck inside us.  

 

Fortunately, the nature of feelings is that they are fluid, so they will always pass, even the really uncomfortable ones.   

 

Hashem Is Watching Over Us 

 

We are 100 percent okay 100 percent of the time. This does not mean that we are not pained or that we won’t have challenges. It just means that whatever challenge Hashem sends us in life, we will always have the tools to get through it. 

 

 

In addition to knowing the above points about emotional health, let’s raise children who value and love making contributions. Being productive is a great antidote to much suffering.  

 

We are wired to want to give to others, so when we do, we feel good because we are fulfilling one of our life purposes. Even when it’s not a time of crisis children should be helping out around the house, visiting and calling grandparents, helping neighbors, etc. Model for them that you embrace hard work. After driving them to school, let them know how fortunate you feel to be able to drive them. Tell them that “Givers and Doers” are much happier and more fulfilled than people who don’t value giving and doing. 

Riddles – February 2024

RIDDLE: What Am I?

Submitted by: Gabe  H.

Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black, blue, and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

 

Last Month’s Riddle: Wally’s World

 

You are in a place called Wally’s World and there is only one law. There is a mirror, but no reflection. There is pizza with cheese, but without sauce. There is pepper, but no salt. There is a door, yet no entrance or exit. What is the law?

 

Solution: Each word in Wally’s World must contain double letters.

 

 

Solved by:  Lauren Freue and the Freue Kids, The Blum Family, The Big Cheese, H. Soleimani, Ralphie Boy, Allan C., and The Shmulster.

 

Junior Riddle: Pop Quiz

Submitted by: Marlene T..

What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?

 

Last Month’s Junior Riddle: A Flexible Word    

 

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

 

Solution: Noon

 

 

Solved by: Fortune Azrak, Lauren Freue and Family,  Allison D., The Blum Family, Jennifer Gindi, H. Soleimani, Big Mike, and The Shmulster.

Medical Halacha – Assistance in Wearing Tefillin

Eddie broke both wrists in a skiing accident. Meir is bedridden and partially paralyzed after suffering a stroke. Both really want to fulfil the mitzvah of tefillin but are physically unable to use their hands to fasten the tefillin to their arms and heads. They both asked me, “Rabbi can I fulfil the mitzvah by having my wife or child help place and bind the tefillin for me?” 

Tefillin is a daily mitzvah that symbolizes our closeness and devotion to Hashem, and while wearing tefillin one should have the intention to love Hashem with all of one’s heart (emotions), head (thoughts), and hand (actions) (S.A., O.H., 25:5). If one is physically unable to put on tefillin, one is exempt from the mitzvah. 

The Essence of the Mitzvah 

However, should they fulfil the mitzvah by having another person place the tefillin onto their arm and head? The answer to this question depends on the essence of the mitzvah of tefillin: Is the mitzvah to attach the tefillin to your arm and head or is the mitzvah to wear tefillin? In other words, does this mitzvah call for an action, namely, to bind tefillin onto your body, or does the mitzvah call for the passive state of wearing tefillin, which can be fulfilled even if you did not bind them yourself?  

The beracha recited before binding the tefillin shel yad – “to place the tefillin” – implies that the mitzvah is the action of placing and binding the tefillin. This is also implied by the term used by the Torah in Sefer Devarim, “And you shall bind them as a sign onto  your arm” (Devarim, 6:8, 11:8). On the other hand, the tefillin shel rosh are described passively, “They shall be as totafot between your eyes” (ibid). Moreover, in Sefer Shemot, even the tefillin shel yad are described in passive language, “It shall be to you a sign on your hand”  (Shemot, 13:9; 13:16), which implies that the mitzvah is wearing tefillin 

Hacham Ovadia’s Ruling 

Hacham Ovadia (Taharat Habayit, Vol. 2, p. 222) discusses this question. He quotes the Gemara (Avoda Zara, 39a), which relates how a woman helped her sick husband to put his tefillin on his arm. Although he cites various interpretations as to the extent that the husband was involved in this process, Hacham Ovadia sides with the halachic authorities who rule that the mitzvah of tefillin is to wear them and not to fasten them to your body. Therefore, even if the husband had no active involvement whatsoever in the placement of the tefillin, he still fulfilled the mitzvah. He may even recite the regular beracha. 

The Rambam – Tefillin as a Continuous Mitzvah 

This idea is also apparent in the Rambam, who rules that although one should ideally recite the beracha on tefillin before tying them to one’s arm (see S.A., O.H., 25:8), if he forgot to do so, he can still recite the beracha as long as he is still wearing the tefillin (Rambam, Berachot, 11:5; Yalkut Yosef, Hilchot Tefillin). Here too, the rationale is that the mitzvah is not a one-time action of binding the tefillin. Rather, it is a continuous mitzvah that endures every second the tefillin are worn. Therefore, it is not too late to recite the beracha on this mitzvah so long as one is still wearing them. This idea also underlies a ruling of the Shulhan Aruch. Even though we do not wear tefillin at night since the mitzvah only applies during the day, if one must embark on a journey before dawn and wear one’s tefillin in order to keep them safe, one may put on the tefillin before dawn and recite the beracha later on in the morning without having to remove them and put them back on (S.A., O.H., 20:3). All these sources demonstrate that one fulfils the mitzvah even without accomplishing the action of binding the tefillin. 

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In conclusion, as long as Eddie and Meir are unable to place and bind the tefillin themselves, they may be assisted by their wives or children. They will fulfil the mitzvah and they should recite the beracha. 

  

 

 

Rabbi Yehuda Finchas is a worldwide expert, lecturer, and author on medical halacha. He heads the Torat Habayit Medical Halacha Institute. His latest book is “Brain Death in Halacha and the Tower of Babel Syndrome.” To contact Rabbi Finchas, email rabbi@torathabayit.com.

The Case – Three iPhone 15s

Eli went out for lunch with his friend David in a local café in Israel. The two were discussing Eli’s upcoming vacation to Los Angeles and David asked Eli to buy him the new iPhone 15 from overseas. Eli agreed, and David forwarded the full sum in cash to Eli for the purchase. At the Apple store in Los Angeles, Eli inspected the new gadget and he decided to purchase three phones. One phone was for David, the second was for his own personal use, and the third he intended on selling in Israel at a profit. Eli wrapped the three phones in bubble wrap and packed them in his suitcase. Upon arrival in Israel, Eli opened his suitcase and discovered that his bag was tampered with. He inspected the contents of the bag and immediately detected that the bubble wrap was ripped and one of the phones was missing. He filed a complaint with the airport authorities, and while they were planning to investigate, the airport authorities added that it was possible the phone was stolen by a passenger as the suitcase was revolving on the belt. Eli had decided that it was David’s phone that had been stolen and Eli contacted David to inform him of the unfortunate occurrence. David responded that Eli had no right to determine that of the three phones it was specifically his that was stolen, since all three models were the same. David suggested that perhaps they split the loss between the two of them, or possibly Eli was to suffer two thirds of the loss as two of the three phones were his.  

How should the Bet Din rule – in favor of Eli or David? 

 

Torah Law 

According to the ruling of the Shulhan Aruch, a messenger entrusted with an item to deliver to another party is responsible to safeguard the item properly. A messenger who is not being paid for his services is liable only for loss or damage resulting from his negligence. In addition, while an unpaid messenger is not responsible in case of theft, he is accountable if any theft came about because of his negligence. According to leading halachic authorities, if the owner of the item was aware of the degree of protection being provided for the item, and did not express his objection, the messenger is exempt from liability even in case of negligence.  

By rule of the Shulhan Aruch, if money is stolen from a messenger after he mixed the entrusted cash with his own, the loss sustained by the theft is to be proportionately shared by the messenger and his sender.  Hence, if the total original sum mixed was owned two thirds by one and one third by the other, the portion of money stolen is divided accordingly. Each must sustain a loss based on their shares. The rationale behind this ruling is that currency is interchangeable, and after being mixed and subsequently stolen from, neither party may claim complete ownership of the remaining funds. 

On the other hand, if a messenger receives a specific item for delivery, and subsequently mixes the item with a similar item of his own, the above ruling is not applicable.  Each item is intrinsically different due to its distinct traits and features. Hence, they are not interchangeable, and each party may claim the return of their specific item. In instances in which one of the items is subsequently stolen, and due to confusion, it is presently unclear which of the items are missing, the messenger may withhold the remaining item in his possession. Since there is doubt as to which item was stolen, the messenger who maintains possession may request of the sender to provide evidence that indeed the remaining item is his. Without evidence, the sender may not collect the item from the messenger who maintains legal possession.  As opposed to the aforementioned ruling regarding the loss of currency, distinct items missing are not divided up proportionally by shares, since items are not interchangeable, and they distinctly belong to their original owners. 

Primary examples of distinct items that are not interchangeable include livestock, diamonds, and jewelry. However, there are various items that maintain a status similar to currency. Fruit, eggs, and other basic staples when mixed are considered interchangeable, and if stolen, the loss is to be sustained based on the amounts owned by each party. It stands to reason, that identical commercial products before usage can be considered interchangeable. Therefore, electronic devices purchased by a messenger for himself, and simultaneously on behalf of a sender, are legally comparable to currency and are to be divided proportionately. Hence, as aforementioned, if thirty identical gadgets are purchased, with twenty belonging to one party, and three are stolen, the loss is split by a two-to-one ratio. 

The above rulings regarding currency and interchangeable items are simpler when dealing with proportionate numbers, since this enables the division of the loss to be exacted according to a prorated breakdown. However, far more complicated cases may emerge based on these rulings. For example, if a total of three interchangeable items were mixed and one was stolen, the division of the remaining two is more complex. One the one hand, it stands to reason that the owner of the two items is clearly entitled to one item, since only one item was stolen, and he began with two. Therefore, he is automatically entitled to one item, and is required to split the value of the second with the other party, since perhaps the other one stolen was, indeed, his. Alternatively, since all three items were pooled together at the time of loss, the two parties are considered partners according to their shares, requiring the remaining two items to be sold and divided accordingly, at a two-to-one ratio. In such instances, a Bet Din will formulate a compromise based on cooperation of the litigants. 

Endnotes:  Shulhan Aruch Hoshen Mishpat 291:13 Ibid Pithei Teshuva 8, Hatam Sofer H.M. 168, Rama Hoshen Mishpat 292:10, Semah 292:30, Pa’amonei Zahav 292 quoting Hesed Le’Avraham , Ralbah 71, Sha’ar Hamishpat 121:7. See Pithei Hoshen Pikadon 8:22. 

 

VERDICT: A Real Smart Phone 

After much research and halachic analysis, the Bet Din formulated a compromise by awarding Eli, the messenger, with one of the phones, and requiring that the second phone be sold, and its proceeds to be split by David and Eli. David was aware that Eli was transporting the phones in his luggage and may not claim that Eli was negligent for not traveling with them in his carry-on. Since all three phones were never used and were of identical commercial model, they are considered interchangeable items. With no ownership rights to one phone over the other, Eli has no right to determine that it was David’s phone that had been stolen. Since Eli owned two of the phones, and only one had been stolen, he is automatically entitled to one phone. The second remaining phone was eventually sold at a profit and the sum was divided equally between the two. The Bet Din chose this path to resolve the matter, since it anticipated that David would be able to recoup most of his loss after collecting his share in the proceeds of the sale of the second phone. 

In Loving Memory of Vera Bat Carol, A”H 

 

YOU BE THE JUDGE 

 

First Right of Refusal 

Avi, a former resident of a yishuv close to Gaza, was evacuated from his home on the seventh of October. Together with his wife and six children, he was transferred to a small hotel in Jerusalem. After living in the hotel for nearly two months, he was bored, frustrated, and his family dynamics were failing. Avi found a job in Jerusalem and decided to leave the Gaza area permanently because of the continuous missile attacks over the years. He rented an apartment in a popular neighborhood in Jerusalem, but after only one month of rental he was informed that his landlord was in contract to sell the property. Avi confronted his landlord and offered to buy the apartment, claiming that as the present tenant he is entitled to the right of first refusal to purchase the property. The landlord was uninterested in dealing with Avi after he already signed with another buyer and dismissed Avi’s claim. In Bet Din, the two presented their respective claims.  

Is Avi entitled to purchase the apartment? Does his landlord have the halachic right to sell his apartment to an outside party? How should the Bet Din rule

TAL Academy Is Filled with Excited Learners!

We all have jobs and responsibilities in one form or another.  One very important job for children is going to school.  As we all know, not all jobs are pleasant, easy, or rewarding, especially for children who learn differently and need to be taught in the ways they can learn. 

 

When TAL Academy opened its doors to the children of our communities, who so wanted to learn but often struggled, the administration and staff made several commitments that are so essential for the children, their families, and to each member of the TAL faculty.   

 

First, enroll children with a clearly defined learning profile, so that learning could be focused, directed, and intensive. Next, the faculty committed to answering the question, “Who is this child?” using research-based approaches for teaching and meeting the specific learning needs of the children. Next, help the children feel assured that they are fully capable of learning, that they would learn, and that ultimately learning would become easier for them, and would be fun. Finally, the founders determined to insure that each student, as he or she learned both secular and Judaic studies, came to understand his or her own learning style, mastered skills for learning, and consciously used those skills with assurance and pride. 

 

The Blessings of a Joyful Environment 

 

TAL Academy has become a fully joyful learning environment for all of their students.  Steadily the children began to see that learning at TAL was different – and they could learn!  The feedback from the parents has been so gratifyingly positive.  Even more delightfully, the children are so committed to TAL.  They even requested “jobs”!  For example, some popular “jobs” include being the “walkie-talkie deliverer” and being a member of the “in-house video team,” that takes pictures and creates videos of daily TAL activities.  The staff is delighted and so are the children.   

 

In the four months since TAL Academy opened its doors, it has become a dream come true for the founding team, Mrs. Sara Taib, Dr. Lydia Soifer, and Mrs. Brocha Kresch. Moreover, the faculty are life-long learners, who work so very hard to create instruction that is consistent with the research and the learning needs of the children – direct, explicit, multi-sensory instruction.   

 

A Community of Learners 

 

TAL is a community of learners.  The children are learning. Moreover, they are learning how to learn.  The highly trained rebbeim, morot, speech-language pathologists, occupational therapists, and school psychologist provide a full dual curriculum, but most importantly, the immersive language-rich environment is infused with ahavat haTorah, yirat Shamayaim, and kavod habriot. 

 

TAL is proud to be a special education school.  It reflects the most positive meaning of the word, special – unique, exceptional, distinctive, and wonderful!  TAL Academy is looking forward to expanding the school next year to serve children in grades one through five.  The staff and administration feel blessed to have the opportunity to teach these children in the ways they can learn and to empower them to love learning.

Who’s Pulling the Strings?

  1. Azar

 

When your baby has the sniffles for a month and coughs louder than a lawn mower straight through the night, you know you’re overdue for a trip to the pediatrician. But when the poor little one runs a high fever, and his exuberant love of food vanishes, you actually get behind the wheel and go there. Which is what I did when, a couple of weeks ago, my one-year-old exhibited all of the above symptoms and worse.  

I sat in the waiting room, vulnerable to germs creeping into my body from the twelve boys and girls in the waiting room who were in serious need of tissues. My baby was restless and cranky and, I confess, so was I. Watching Uncle Moishy happily singing and dancing on the screen did nothing to mitigate my cantankerous mood.  

Augmentin to the Rescue  

“Bronchitis,” the doctor pronounced when I was called into a room three Uncle Moishy videos later. “I’ll call in Augmentin to be delivered right away.” Yippee. That should do it, I thought.  

But it didn’t. The Augmentin did not work. Neither did some of the natural remedies I tried. My baby continued to run a high fever and starve himself. (We’re talking about a tot that can easily down a challah roll, two lahemagines, and a bowl of rice and peas in one sitting!) A week passed, and we visited Doc twice more in that time. Finally, he threw his hands up and declared that “the Augmentin did not work” and to stop administering it pronto.  

I realized, suddenly, that I had made a terrible mistake all along. I was totally dependent on Augmentin for my son’s speedy recovery. Augmentin and nothing else. In my mind, it was the Augmentin that had the “power” to heal – which is, of course, not the case at all. Hashem has the power to heal! I should have been relying on and praying to Him! I knew it, I believed it, but I failed to apply it. Right! I remembered. We take the medicine because of the commandment to exert minimal effort, but ultimately, Hashem decides if and when the efforts we apply will bear fruit.  

Hashem to the Rescue 

Thank Gd, my son’s fever vanished right away, and he ate a dinner large enough for three. 

That is an essential theme in the Purim story. When we read the megillah, we don’t see Hashem’s name anywhere; the Jewish plight seems bleak, and He seems so far. At the end, we see how Hashem had been pulling the strings all along, and we read about how He overturned everything instantly and saved His children from annihilation.  

I have since pinpointed lots of other instances where I expected things to proceed in a certain manner and was then shown Who really pulls the strings. 

Recently, I received a very unusual bill in the mail. But first, a little background… 

I’m still recovering from a certain mail-related trauma. You see, as a kid, I always loved getting mail. Each day, I’d tear into the house after school and run to the mail slot. Usually, there was nothing addressed to me in the hunk of envelopes. But occasionally there was, and I’d be overjoyed. Over the years, I’ve received letters from friends, themed postcards from the camp’s head counselors, wedding invitations, and paychecks. What’s not to love? But when I married and began receiving bills in the mail, my attitude toward mail shifted. 

At first, I’d run to my mailbox to see what I got. I’d turn up my nose in distaste when I’d realize it was just a bill. Eventually, I grew accustomed to the contents of envelopes asking me to pay them money (“them” being the phone, water, electric, gas… companies). Oh well. 

But, the other day, something incredible happened. I halfheartedly tore open the envelope with the gas company’s logo and, behold, there was a check – a real check! – inside. And it was made out to me! The gas people were paying me money! It was Hashem whispering in my ear, “I am the One who distributes money, and I can accomplish that even in the most unlikely fashion.” 

 My child, His message recurs, I am the one pulling the strings.

The Lighter Side – February 2024

Fact or Fiction

As a group of robbers entered the bank, their leader went to the manager and asked him to open the vault. He threatened the manager by saying, “If you try to do anything smart, you are fiction.” The manager was confused and asked him, “Don’t you mean, ‘You are history’?” The robber angrily replied, “Do not change the subject, okay?”

Jake T.

The Barber’s Customer

A man went to the barber for a shave. While the barber was foaming him up, he mentioned the problems he had getting a close shave around his cheeks. The barber took out a small wooden ball and told him to place it between his cheek and gum. The customer asked, “But what if I swallow it?” The barber replied, “No problem, just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

Lawrence H.

Job Interview

Chaim Yankel had been out of work for a year now. He wasn’t sure if it was his education or his interview skills that were preventing him from obtaining a new position.

Monday morning, Chaim Yankel had a job interview and he was very excited. The manager wanted to find out something about his personality so he asked, “Chaim Yankel, if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”

Chaim Yankel quickly responded, “The living one.”

Morris C.

Take Your Parent to School Day

Morris the accountant went to his daughter Shira’s school for “Take your parent to school day.”

“So how did your day go?” Mrs. Rosenberg asked her husband Morris.

“Terrible,” said Shira.

“What do you mean terrible?” said Morris. “Excellent is more like it!”

“Nu, so what happened?” asked Mrs. Rosenberg.

“The math teacher was giving this boring lesson about basic math like addition and subtraction and I got up at the front of the class and said, ‘Excuse me, but if you all want to be successful one day, forget about learning how to subtract – learn how to deduct.’”

Benny S.

Emotion Code

Two robots were discussing human emotions. One said, “I observed a human saying she was perfectly fine, but then she consumed an entire tub of ice cream.” The other robot responded, “Ah, ‘perfectly fine’ must be human code for ‘needs more ice cream.’”

Bobby E.

Tech Talk

A man walks into a store and says he’s looking for a computer. The storekeeper says, “I’ve got this new invention called an abacus. It’s cutting-edge tech from the East!” The man looks skeptical but asks, “Does it have cloud storage?” The shopkeeper replies, “No, but you can hang it on a hook!”

Esther B.

That’s the Ticket

Sadie Cohen lived in a diverse neighborhood on Long Island.

Her neighbor was a very generous African American woman named Louise Jackson who stopped in one Saturday and asked, “Mrs. Cohen, I have to go into the City this afternoon to meet my daughter. Can I get you anything?”

Mrs. Cohen thanked her and exclaimed, “Listen, I have a commuter ticket for the train that I don’t use on Saturday. Why don’t you use my ticket and you’ll bring it back tonight. After all, it’s all paid for. Why should you pay extra?”

The neighbor thanked her, and later got on the train. As the conductor came through the train, he happened to glance at the ticket and noticed the name “Sadie Cohen.”

“Excuse me madam, are you Sadie Cohen, the person whose name appears on this ticket?”

Louise smiled sweetly and shook her head affirmatively. A little suspicious, the conductor asked, “Would you let me compare signatures – would you please sign your name?”

Louise Jackson turned indignantly and snapped, “Man, are you crazy? You want me to write on Shabbos?!”

Miriam F.

Texting for Seniors

The seniors at the Maimonides Senior Home were taught how to text message and actually took quite the liking to it. They even came up with their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

Alice G.

Artistic Flair

A wealthy art collector called an artist and said, “I’ve just bought one of your paintings, but I have one question.” The artist, eager to hear the question, asked, “What is it?” The wealthy collector inquired, “Why is the paint still wet?” The artist chuckled and said, “Well, you said you wanted one of my freshest works!”

Maureen S

Epstein’s Cleaners

Itzik works in Israel’s high-tech sector and before a business trip overseas, he takes his trousers to a tailor in Jerusalem named Epstein. But after he returns from his trip, Itzik forgets all about his pants. Years go by, until one day Itzik reaches into a jacket pocket and to his surprise finds the tailor’s receipt. He goes straight to the tailor, hands him the receipt and asks, “Epstein, are my pants still here?”

“Yes of course,” the tailor replies. “They’ll be ready next Tuesday.”

Elliot W.

Absent-Minded Professor

Professor Weingarten was one of the world’s greatest mathematicians, but was also recognized as somewhat of an absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.”

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous mathematician, said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.”

“You’re very kind,” Professor Weingarten said, “but I must find it. Otherwise, I won’t know where to get off.”

Marty P.

Tennis, Anyone?

Camp Magen David started and they decided to introduce the kids to tennis. At the beginning of the session, the tennis teacher was talking about good sportsmanship.

He asked, “Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?”

Little Maxie raised his hand, got called on, and said, “Baseball!”

Sammy T.

Swim Time in Yeshiva

A yeshiva bochur was at the local swimming pool when he got in trouble with the lifeguard for running.

“Hey,” said the lifeguard. “Can’t you read? The sign says no running!”

“What are you talking about?” said the yeshiva bochur. “The sign says to run.”

“Do you need glasses?” asked the lifeguard. “The sign says, ‘Walk. No Running.’”

“You’ve got it all wrong,” said the yeshiva bochur. “The sign says, ‘Walk? No! Running!’”

 

David M.