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Strengthening Our Community’s Future in Israel

Victor Cohen

A group of community members gathered for a special dinner hosted by OP Development on March 25th honoring the Mayor of Jerusalem, Mr. Moshe Lion. This intimate evening was designed to strengthen the bonds between our community and Israel, and especiallywith Jerusalem. It was an awe-inspiring night, that included worthy charitable projects in Jerusalem and words of hizukfrom Rabbi Eli Mansour.

For generations, our community has held a deep spiritual and emotional connection to Israel. We direct our prayers to Jerusalem. We visit when we can. We send our children there to learn in yeshiva after graduatinghigh school, allowing them to connect with the Land of Israel in a profound way. Following the events of October 7th, our community stepped up to the plate to support Israel. We joined solidarity missions, prayed for the hostages and for the Israeli soldiers, and supplied significant financial and humanitarian aid. We reconfirmed that our ties to the land and the people of Israel are real and enduring. Our community has become increasingly more connected with the land itself, and many now think of Israel as their second home.

But for many, the dream of having a home in Israel has felt distant. Where would we find the same sense of community like we have in Brooklyn, Deal, Panama, or Mexico? How do we carry our unity, traditions, and values into our second home – and ensure they grow even stronger? In the past, the idea of owning in Israel, despite being appealing, did not seem practical.

Today, through the dedicated efforts of our community to foster deep connections and build strong networks in Israel, that distant dream is becoming a reality. With a growing number of thoughtfully-planned projects designed around our values and lifestyle, home ownership in Israel is no longer just an idea – it’s a tangible, accessible opportunity to extend our community and spirit into a new home.

Dinner with the Mayor of Jerusalem

The dinner with Mayor Moshe Lion, themed “Building Bridges Between Jerusalem and Our Community,” was a celebration of shared values and forward vision. Held at Castell’s, the event was attended by prominent community members committed to deepening our connection with Israel, all of whom had the opportunity to meet the mayor personally.

Before becoming mayor, Moshe Lion played an influential role in major infrastructure and cultural projects across the country. His work in Jerusalem has focused on bridging the city’s diverse communities, boosting economic growth, and advancing large-scale urban renewal initiatives. Known for his pragmatic approach and deep commitment to the city’s unique character, Lion continues to champion projects that aim to make Jerusalem a thriving, inclusive, and globally connected city.

Inspiring speeches were deliveredby Harry Adjmi, Sammy Ayal, Menachem Lubinsky – an esteemed representative from the Har HaZeitim revitalization project, Rabbi Eli Mansour, and Mayor Moshe Lion.

Harry Adjmi spoke about the unwavering support and mutual assistance that define our community, highlighting how we always stand by one another. “This is what we do. This is who we are. We care so much about our community and about each other.”

When Harry spoke, he recognized that many refer to New York as the greatest city in the world. He disagreed, however, believing the world’s greatest city is actually Jerusalem. “The man who leads it,” Harry remarked, referring to Moshe Lion, “will forever be a friend to the Syrian Jewish community.”

Harry closed by referencing the strong connection between our community and Israel. “We are connected through the spirit of life in Israel, something that will continue forever and ever.” Then, he introduced the founder of OP, Sammy Ayal.

Sammy reaffirmed the important goal of the night. “Tonight is all about our community connecting with the Mayor of Jerusalem and connecting the Syrian community – one unlike any other – with Jerusalem – a city unlike any other.”

He demonstrated this by pointing out that Jerusalem is mentioned in Tanach 669 times. It is at the center of our prayers, our hopes, and our dreams as a nation. It is a place that holds, for us as Jews, unmatched historical significance. It also is significant for our future as Jews. Sammy concluded by quoting from Pirke Avot, where Rabbi Shimon answers what is the best trait that a person can acquire – “Haroeh et hanolad” – one who sees what the future holds. “The future is in Jerusalem.”

Menachem Lubinsky, a leader of the Har HaZeitim revitalization project, then shared details of his important work. Har HaZeitim is the final resting place of the Ramban, Menachem Begin, Eliezer ben-Yehuda, and the prophets Haggai, Zechariah, and Malachi, to name a few. Har HaZeitim was significantly damaged during the Jordanian occupation (1948-67). Lubinsky hopes the project will preserve this sacred site for generations to come by building a new visitor’s center.

Rabbi Mansour spoke next and focused on the special status Jerusalem has compared to the rest of the world, even to the rest of Israel. “Rambam writes that there is Jerusalem, and then the rest of Israel. The world began in Jerusalem. Hashem took dirt from the Temple Mount and created Adam.Noah brought his korban in Jerusalem. Abraham was tested with the Akedah in Jerusalem.”

After the destruction of the Beit Hamikdash Israel lost its kedusha, but that is not the case with Jerusalem. “It will be eternal.”

Rabbi Mansour introduced Mayor Lion. Before beginning his speech, the mayor sang in Hebrew. He underscored his appreciation for the Syrian community and how grateful he was to get to know the community better. He reiterated that there is no city like Jerusalem throughout the world. He acknowledged the efforts to restore Har HaZeitim.

It was a beautiful night, and an expression of love for the land of Israel, especially Jerusalem.

Next Year in Jerusalem

“At the end of every seder, year after year, we traditionally say, ‘Next year in Jerusalem.’ It’s a hopeful declaration we make each Passover, envisioning the day we will be in Jerusalem.” By strengthening the ties between our community and the leadership in Jerusalem, as well as by providing a viable pathway to owning in Israel, our community has laid out the roadmap. It is up to us now to take the leap and find ourselves “next year in Jerusalem.”

Once Upon A Thyme – Beef Dumplings with Sesame Garlic Soy Sauce

Adina Yaakov
These savory beef dumplings feature a flavorful filling of ground beef, onions, and garlic, all wrapped in delicate wonton wrappers. Steamed to perfection, they’re served with a rich and savory garlic soy sauce, garnished with fresh scallions and sesame seeds. Wontons originated in China and are a beloved dish across many Asian cultures, often enjoyed as appetizers or snacks. These dumplings can alternatively be fried for a crispy, crunchy texture, or dropped raw into a soup as well. Perfect as an appetizer, main dish, or addition to your favorite soup! 

Ingredients:

  • 2 tbsp oil
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 1 lb. ground beef
  • 1 tbsp kosher salt
  • 2-3 cloves garlic, minced
  • Wonton wrappers (about 20-30)
  • 1 tsp sesame seeds (for garnish)
  • 1-2 scallions, chopped (for garnish)

For the Sesame Garlic Soy Sauce:

  • 1/4 cup Soy sauce
  • 1-2 tbsp rice vinegar
  • 1 tsp sesame oil
  • 1 tbsp sesame seeds
  • 1 tsp honey
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • Chili flakes (optional)

Instructions:
Cook the Beef:
In a large sauté pan, heat 2 tbsp of oil over medium heat.
Add the diced onion and cook for 5-10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the onions are golden and soft.
Add the ground beef to the pan, season with 1 tbsp kosher salt, and cook until browned. Use a masher tool to break the beef into fine crumbles for a smooth filling.
Add minced garlic and cook for another minute until fragrant. Set the beef mixture aside to cool slightly.
 
Prepare the Wontons:
Place a wonton wrapper in your hand and add about 1 teaspoon of the beef mixture in the center.
Moisten the edges of the wrapper with a little water (using your finger or a brush).
Fold the wrapper in half to form a triangle or “taco” shape, then press the edges to seal tightly. If the edges dry out, add a little more water to ensure a good seal.
Bring the two ends together and pinch them together to form a round dumpling. Repeat with the remaining wrappers and filling.
 
Steam the Wontons:
Set up your steamer basket or use the steaming attachment on a rice cooker. Bring water to a boil.
Arrange the filled wontons in a single layer in the steamer, ensuring they don’t overlap.
Steam for about 10 minutes, until the wontons are cooked through and the wrappers are tender.
 
Make the Garlic Soy Sauce:
In a small jar or bowl, combine the soy sauce, honey, sesame oil, sesame seeds, and garlic. Shake or stir well until the sugar dissolves.
If you like a bit of heat, add chili flakes to taste.
 
Serve:
Garnish the steamed wontons with chopped scallions and sesame seeds for extra flavor and crunch.
Serve with garlic soy sauce for dipping.

Voices of Vision

ELLEN GELLER KAMARAS

The huge shift that I made after ten years in the corporate arena to the yeshiva world was good for my Jewish soul. I feel like this is what Hashem wants me to do.”  – Tali Yaakov

Please meet Talia Yaakov, better known as Tali. She simply exudes positive energy and passion.

After a career of ten years as an optician for a global retailer of prescription eyewear, Tali had a “quarter life crisis.” She pivoted and created a new profession for herself as a dance teacher, which also greatly improved her work-life balance.

Tali is not the first family member to appear in this column. Her older sister, Shany Sharabany, a nurse practitioner, was featured during the summer of 2021.  She was a front-line hero during the pandemic.

Tali’s sister-in-law, Adina Yaakov, was featured in the February 2024 Woman to Woman column and is a registered dietician nutritionist. Her column in Community, Once Upon a Thyme, is a favorite of many shaatras.

A Little History

Tali was born in Flatbush to Shaul and Stella Dagmy, both Lebanese immigrants. They worked hard to establish themselves in the United States. Tali is the youngest in her family, with three older brothers and her older sister Shany. The siblings are very close.

Tali attended Shulamith Elementary School and Machon Yakov L’Bnos, Manhattan high school  for girls, whose principal is Rebbetzin Ruthy Asaf.

She was an outgoing child and she blossomed in social settings, including at school.  Tali enjoyed her relationships with her teachers.

“I was always that loud student.  In my yearbook, they referenced me as ‘the one who can be found singing and dancing up and down the halls.’ I received the Spirit Award in eighth grade for my influential positive energy. My favorite part of the day was always gym class – I was naturally athletic and loved sports.”

During her grade school and high school years, Tali performed and flourished in her roles in plays, dances, and skits and she attended dance classes with her friends.  She started crafting dances as early as fourth grade with her classmates. 

Tali continued to use her talents in student government and in helping with the sixth-grade production when she was fourteen.

“My earliest memory of dancing is when, as a little girl, I would hold my father’s hand during Friday night Kiddush and dance while he sang Shalom Aleichem.  Dancing is something I must do. The rhythm gets to me.”

Post High School

After high school, Tali studied at Machon Seminary in Boro Park and Shaare Bina, also in Brooklyn.  She also enrolled in NYC College of Technology and became a NYS licensed optician and dispensed glasses and contact lenses.

Tali describes herself as energetic, positive, loud, outgoing, focused, and regimented.  She likes to have fun, too. She is warm, smart, and is always growing and expanding her toolbox.

Tali met her naseeb, Yoseph Yaakov, who is four years older, through mutual friends.  Two friends living in Israel told her about a Sephardic kollel student living in in Brooklyn. It was true hashgacha pratit!  A shadchanit arranged for the two to meet.  They got along immediately. They both share the ability to relate well and to connect with others.  Yoseph is a yeshiva rebbe and a youth rabbi on Shabbat, and is also a social worker.   The couple have three children and consider themselves blessed to live in a wonderful community.

The Pivot

Tali was thriving at her job at LensCrafters and even met celebrities when she worked in Soho.

Covid hit and the world shut down in March 2020. Tali was furloughed from her position at LensCrafters.  She was itching to do something meaningful during her time off. While her daughter was in day camp, Tali offered to come in once a week and teach dance and sports to the campers.  The camp director was immediately impressed by Tali’s energy and camp vibe, and after the first day she invited Tali to return for the rest of the season.  Since then, Tali has taught in camp every summer.

“I was that girl at weddings that danced and danced and didn’t stop. Over the years, I would attend people’s parties, mostly bat mitzvahs, and everyone would come over and tell me that I should teach dance.  But the timing wasn’t right when I finished seminary.”

In the fall of 2021, Tali returned to LensCrafters.  The following summer, she asked for two days a week off to work in camp. At the end of the summer, Tali realized that she didnot want to go back to her optician position in the City.

“Although I liked the corporate world and the professional aspect, I realized I enjoyed the yeshiva world and wanted something more fulfilling. The yeshiva environment was good for my soul.”

Tali Reinvents Herself

Tali turned her passion for dancing, her positive energy, and her ability to inspire others into a new career.  Her new profession and livelihood give her the flexibility and work-life balance to be home with her children when they get off the school bus.  It helps her to feel fulfilled and gives her life more meaning and a sense of purpose. 

“I love bringing happiness and energy and unifying all girls whether they can or cannot dance. I enjoy bringing joy and spreading joy!  My husband supports me in all my decisions and is my biggest cheerleader.”

After leaving her optician job, Tali secured a job teaching math to sixth grade yeshiva students.  She likes to have fun with her students while maintaining discipline and a healthy social and emotional environment in her classroom.  No bullying or shaming is permitted in Mrs. Yaakov’s classes.  Students must respect each other as well as the teacher.  “I strive to gain my students’ trust and teach the kids good habits for the future.”

Tali’s children love to dance and even her almost two-year-old child is now dancing.  “Music is always on in my house.”

Her eleven-year-old daughter pitches in at night with the younger ones when Tali is teaching a class.

A Range of Students

Her fitness and dance students come from word of mouth.  Tali teaches Zumba and Pilates two mornings a week and she ensures her students use every muscle in their bodies. She also does girls’ dance parties and senior exercise classes with lots of stretching.   Tali started out as an assistant at bat mitzvah dance parties and advanced to running her own.

Recently, Tali started doing exercises with special needs girls once a week at theelementary school division at IVDU School for Special Education. The occupational therapist complimented Tali on how therapeutically beneficial her exercise routines are.

Tali is always expanding her skill set and knowledge base.  After giving birth to her third child, she enrolled in a fitness center that offered classes for women and she incorporated what she learned into her own programs and events. 

Nachat

At a recent event,one of the girls told Tali that she never gets up to dance. With Tali’s encouragement the girl took the leap to participate, and dance she did! The young girl was so proud of herself.  Tali felt so gratified that she was able to help that girl go from a non-participant to an active participant, and to experience the joy of dancing. “I feel like this is what Hashem wants me to do.”

The following story perfectly captures Tali’s passion.

“I was listening to a podcast interview with Benny Friedman, and they asked him how he knew that he was supposed to be a singer. He answered that it’s something he can’t NOT do. That really resonated with me. For me, dancing is a calling, something I can’t NOT do. It’s a part of who I am at my core.”

Connect with Tali at Mrsyaakov@gmail.com with or by text at 917-674-0484.

Ellen Geller Kamaras, CPA/MBA, is an International Coach Federation (ICF) Associate Certified Coach.  Her coaching specialties include life, career, and dating coaching.  Ellen is active in her community and is currently the Acting President of Congregation Bnai Avraham in Brooklyn Heights.  She can be contacted at ellen@lifecoachellen.com (www.lifecoachellen.com).

Confetti Pretzels

A Crunchy Favorite

Pretzels are a favorite snack for millions of people across the country. Americans spend about $1.5 billion on pretzels every year!

Chef Shiri Says…    

Its creamy texture and pale color make white chocolate a popular choice for drizzling, molding, and creating decorative designs on desserts.

The Jewish World of Wonders presents…

Creative Cooking with

Chef Shiri

Kids – See if you have what it takes to become a Junior Chef!

Utensils Needed:

  • Baking tray
  • Wax paper
  • Microwave-safe glass bowl
  • Spoon
  • Plate
  • Oven mitts

Ingredients:

  • 12-ounce bag of parve white chocolate chips
  • 20  Pretzel rods
  • 3 Tablespoons of rainbow sprinkles

Let’s Get Started!

Adult assistance required!

DIRECTIONS:

  1. Line the baking tray with wax paper and set aside.
  2. Pour the white chocolate chips into a microwave-safe glass bowl and melt in the microwave on medium setting for 30 seconds at a time, stirring after each 30-second interval, until completely melted (about 2 minutes).
  3. Dip the pretzel rods into the melted white chocolate and spoon additional white chocolate over the rods until about three-quarters of the pretzel is covered.
  4. Hold the dipped pretzel rod over the plate and shake or spoon rainbow sprinkles onto the pretzel, turning the rod to cover all sides.
  5. Place dipped and decorated pretzel rods on the prepared baking tray and allow coating to set for about 15 minutes before eating.

Makes 20 CONFETTI Pretzels!

Fast Food Fact

White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate because it doesn’t have cocoa solids. It’s made from cocoa butter and has a sweet, creamy flavor, making it great for baking and holiday treats.

Community Highlights – Assemblyman Simcha Eichenstein Introduces Legislation to Halt Sanitation Ticket Barrage During Shabbat

New York State Assemblyman Simcha Eichenstein introduced legislation at the State Legislature that would amend a discriminatory NYC Department of Sanitation regulation that unfairly penalizes New York City’s Jewish community. 

Last year, the NYC Department of Sanitation enacted a rule requiring residents to place their trash on the curb after 8pm in an effort to combat the city’s rat problem. However, this rigid policy ignores the needs of religious New Yorkers who are prohibited from handling trash on Shabbos. As a result, many residents have been subjected to steep fines of $50-$300 simply for observing their faith. 

“This policy is unacceptable and must come to end,” declared Assemblyman Simcha Eichenstein. “New Yorkers should not have to choose between their religious beliefs and avoiding a ticket.”

Assemblyman Eichenstein’s proposed legislation would prohibit Sanitation Department enforcement agents from ticketing New York City residents from 3pm on Friday through 6pm on Saturdays, thereby accommodating Sabbath observers as well as New Yorkers who wish to enjoy a weekend away from home.

Assemblyman Kalman Yeger, a co-sponsor of the legislation added, “This common-sense legislation will fix a problem that New York City has refused to address. It is impossible for Shabbat-observant New Yorkers to comply with the Department of Sanitation’s new trash setout times. In 2023, the Sanitation Department personally promised me that Shabbat-observant New Yorkers need not worry about being issued summonses on Shabbat. Unfortunately, that promise has not been kept. Assemblyman Eichenstein and I are stepping in with this common-sense bill that should not be necessary, but unfortunately is. I’m grateful for his leadership on this, and I look forward to moving this bill through the legislature.”

Jerusalem’s Mayor Moshe Lion is Welcomed by Community Leaders in Brooklyn

Mayor Moshe Lion (third from left with Abe Lubinsky on his left and on his right Sammy Ayal) and members of the International Committee for Har Hazeitim,  Dr. Paul Rosnstock , Menachem Lubinsky, Dr. Alan Mazurek, and Dov Fishoff. 

Speaking at a distinguished leadership dinner of the Syrian Jewish community, Mayor Moshe Lion of Jerusalem appealed for increased participation of the Jewish community in protecting Har Hazeitim in the Holy City. The reception organized by leaders of the Syrian Jewish community gathered nearly 150 leaders of  the community last month at Castel’s Restaurant on Avenue U in Brooklyn. The organizing committee consisted of noted activists Harry Adjmi, Sammy Ayal, and Elie Nackab. The event was sponsored by OP Jerusalem “luxury living.” The mayor was accompanied by Eyal Chaimofsky, chairman of the Jerusalem Development Authority, which oversees many historic projects in the capital.

Menachem Lubinsky, together with his brother Abe, founded the International Committee for Har Hazeitim in 2010 after years of neglect. Menachem passionately spoke about the holiness and historic significance of Har Hazeitim. In addition to being the oldest and holiest Jewish cemetery in the world, with more than 150,000 Jews being buried there, Lubinsky said, “Har Hazeitim was also the venue where the kohanim prepared for the avoda across the road in the Temple, where the ashes of the parah adumah (red heifer) were burnt, [and] where the new Jewish month was proclaimed, amongst other key milestones in Judaism. The Nevi’im Chagai, Zecharia, and Malachi, as well as Hulda are buried here.”

Rabbi Eli Mansour offered divrei beracha to the assemblage, focusing on the sanctity of Jerusalem and its connection to every individual. He praised the role of Mayor Lion in continuing to build the growing city of  Jerusalem.   A great deal of focus of the evening was on the planned Visitor Education Center on Har Hazeitim. After more than a dozen years of planning, the construction of the magnificent  Center is under way.

Living Emunah – Where’s My Thank-You?

Rabbi David Ashear

“…when we recognize what Hashem gives us, it opens gates for more blessing. All Hashem wants to do is give us and give us again.”

The Torah commands us to know that Hashem runs the world: There is nothing beside Him (Devarim 4:35). The Ramban at the end of Parashat Bo writes that the entire purpose of Creation was for us to realize that Hashem is our Gd and to thank Him for creating us. The Ibn Ezra writes that the purpose of the mitzvot is to bring us to love Hashem and to cling to Him. The more we have Hashem on our mind, loving and thanking Him, the better we are accomplishing our job in This World.

Hashem calls us His children. A young child thinks about his parents all the time; he needs them for everything. This is how we are supposed to feel about Hashem. We should constantly have Him on our minds, because we need Him for everything, as well.

But if the purpose of life is to recognize Hashem, what about the millions of unaffiliated Jews who were never taught about Him? How will they fulfill their purpose?

I saw a parable quoted in Emunah Sheleimah that explains this.

After Jacob was fired from his job, he was a broken man. He didn’t know how he would support himself, and he couldn’t sleep at night.

One morning, after bringing his newspaper inside, he discovered two $100 bills tucked between two pages. At first he thought they were counterfeit, but then he examined them in the sunlight and realized they were real. From that day on, he found two $100 bills inside his newspaper every single day (except Shabbat), It was like the mahn!

One morning, by accident, his neighbor switched newspapers with him. When he asked for his paper back, the neighbor told him that his son already ripped most of it. He offered Jacob to keep his intact paper, but Jacob was adamant. He went to gather the shredded paper and found his $200.

This went on for four years. His neighbors could not understand how he was surviving without a job. It looked like he was always on vacation, enjoying life, yet still managing to pay his bills.

One day, when Jacob went out to get his newspaper, a man was standing on the lawn, foot firmly planted on the paper. Jacob was about to yell at him, but the man spoke first. “Where is my thank-you?” he asked.

“What?” Jacob responded in confusion.

“I have been supporting you for four years, and not once did you come to say, Thank you!” the man complained.

“Oh, I’m sorry!” Jacob replied. “I never saw you. I didn’t even know you existed.”

“That’s exactly what I’m talking about,” said the man. “For four years, you have been eating my bread, drinking my water, and you had no idea that I even exist? Not once did you bother to wake up early to see who is placing money in the newspaper?”

The same is true in our lives. Hashem gives and gives and gives. If a person doesn’t stop to think about his blessings or ask where they are coming from, he could miss Hashem. But, if a person honestly thinks about all the times he’s been helped and the myriads of blessings he has in his life, he doesn’t even need to be taught about Hashem. He will automatically recognize Him and run to say, Thank You.

Hashem does not need our recognition and gratitude. Rather, as the Sefer HaChinuch writes regarding the mitzvah of bikurim, when we recognize what Hashem gives us, it opens gates for more blessing. All Hashem wants to do is give us and give us again.

The Lighter Side – April 2025

Asking Your Age

An elderly Jewish man was called to testify in court.

“How old are you?” asked the District Attorney.

“I am, kayn aynhoreh, 81.”

“What was that?”

“I said, ‘I am, kayn aynhoreh, 81 years old.’”

“Just answer the question!” yelled the D.A., “How old are you!?”

Kayn aynhoreh, 81,” the old man replied.

The judge said, “The witness will answer the question and only the question or be held in contempt of court!”

The counsel for the defense rose and asked the judge, “Your Honor, may I ask?” He turned towards the old man and said, “Kayn aynhoreh, how old are you?”

The old man replied, “Eighty-one!”

Y. S.

A Magician in the Making

“I am going to be a famous magician,” said Eddie to his father, “because I can make a golf ball float.”

Eddie’s father was very curious. “And how do you do that?” he asked.

“Well, it’s very scientific. It requires some magic ingredients,” said Eddie.

Eddie’s father leaned forward in his chair. “Oh, really?” he said. “And what are they?”

“Well, the golf ball, of course. And then two scoops of ice cream and some root beer.”

Francine M.

Just to be Safe….

A woman goes to her doctor with some concerns about her memory. She tells him that she forgets to pay bills, mail letters, and get groceries. And she can’t remember where she’s going or what she needs when she gets there. She looks quite worried and asks her doctor, “What can I do?”

The doctor replies, “Pay me in advance.”

Ikey S.

Bicycle Trouble

The first time my son rode a bike with training wheels, I shouted, “Step back on the pedals and the bike will brake!”

He nodded but still rode straight into a bush.

“Why didn’t you push back on the pedals?” I asked, helping him up.

“You said if I did the bike would break.”

Rosie Husney

Guilty of Annoyance

A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.

Judge: “Where do you work?”

Defendant: “Here and there.”

Judge: “What do you do for a living?”

Defendant: “This and that.”

Judge: “Take him away.”

Defendant: “Wait! When will I get out?”

Judge: “Sooner or later!”

 

Joey S.

Free at Last

A man who’d been in jail for 20 years began to dig a hole out of prison with nothing but his bare hands and a spoon. He dug for three days and finally got out. He ended up in a preschool, surrounded by small children. He was so happy that he shouted, “I’m free! I’m free!”

A little girl standing next to him replied, “Big deal. I’m four!”

Joseph A. Guindi

Medical Advice

A man visits his doctor and says, “Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.”

His doctor replies, “Don’t answer!”

Jack V.

The Truant Child

Teacher: “Mrs. Jones, I asked you to come in to discuss Johnny’s appearance.”

Mrs. Jones: “Why? What’s wrong with his appearance?”

Teacher: “He hasn’t made one in this classroom since September!”

Rosie S.

Some Uncle!

A man calls his brother with a request. He says, “As you know I’m going on a business trip soon, and if my wife gives birth while I’m away, I want you to name the twins.”

“It’ll be an honor to do that for you,” replies the brother.

A month later, the brother calls with news that the twins were born. “Your wife gave birth to a beautiful girl and a handsome boy,” says the brother.

“That’s wonderful! What did you call them?” the man asks.

“I called the girl Denice,” says the brother.

“That’s very pretty. And what did you call the boy?” asks the man.

“I called the boy De nephew.”

Joey B.

A Perfect Ten

Shulem and Pessy Schechter were parents to ten children – six boys and four girls. One night, Shaindy, their oldest, was chatting with her mother about how their parenting style had changed from the first child to the last. Pessy admitted that she had mellowed a lot over the years:

“When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a nickel, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance.”

Sari K.

Consumer Warning

A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.

“What are you doing?” asked his mom.

“The box says you shouldn’t eat them if the seal is broken,” said the little boy. “I’m looking for the seal.”

Joseph D.

The Parking Ticket

The other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop, browsing for a while. When we came out, there was a parking meter cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and I said, “Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dimwit. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a birdbrain. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about ten minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then…our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

Alfred Harary

Classroom Humor

Teacher: “James, do you use bad words?”

James: “No, sir.”

Teacher: “Do you disobey your parents?”

James: “No, sir.”

Teacher: “Come now, you must do something wrong every once in a while!”

James: “I tell lies.”

Gabe D.

Night Owls

Two boys were camping in the backyard. Late at night, they started wondering what time it was. “Start singing really loudly,” one of them suggested.

“How will that help?” asked the other boy.

“Just do it,” insisted the first.

They both started singing as loudly as they could. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, “Keep it down! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning?!”

Bobby T.

An Unlucky Break

Joey was playing in the schoolyard when he fell down and broke his right arm. His friend came running up to him with a big smile on his face. “Wow, Joey, you’re so lucky! Now you don’t have to take any exams!”

“Actually, I’m really unlucky,” replied Joey.

“What makes you say that?” the friend asked.

“I’m left-handed,” Joey moaned. “I meant to fall on my other arm.”

Carole H.

Riddles – April 2025

RIDDLE: A Long Line

Submitted by:  Alfred K.

You draw a line. Without touching the line, how do you make it a longer line?

Last Month’s Riddle: The Hidden Number

I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?

Solution:  194

Solved by:  Morris Kabani, The Big Cheese, Family Blum, Steve Salem, Janet D., Carol Ashkenazie, David E., and The Shmulster.

JUNIOR RIDDLE:  Cookie Mystery

Submitted by: Janice P.

An elementary school teacher wanted to give her students a snack. She had ten cookies in her cookie jar – which was perfect – since she had ten students in her class. The teacher gave one cookie to each student, but still managed to keep one in the jar. How did she do it without breaking any of the cookies in half?

Last Month’s Junior Riddle: The More You Take 

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Solution: Footsteps!

Solved by:  The Blum Family, Joshua B., Marc Esses, Morris Kabani, Eddie Fallas, Carol Ashkenazie, The Shmulster, Cynthia K., and Steve Salem.

Torah Prophecies and Predictions

Rabbi Adi Cohen

The eternal existence of the Jewish people, in spite of the upheavals they suffered, is a wonder to behold. However, the wonder increases sevenfold in light of the fact that the nation’s history was accurately predicted ahead of time in the Torah. The Torah foresaw the Jewish People’s exiles, persecutions, dispersion across the face of the Earth, scarcity of population, and eternal survival.

Unprecedented Dispersion

In the section known as the tochehah, where the Torah warns of the calamities that will befall the nation on account of their misdeeds, we read, “And Hashem will scatter you among all the nations, from one end of the Earth to the other” (Devarim 28:64).

The Torah informs the nation what they can expect in the distant future – exile. And not just any exile, where the nation is exiled to a certain land, but rather an exile in whichthe exiled nation is scattered “from one end of the earth to the other.”

Unfortunately, this prophecy came true, and even today, there is hardly any place on earth that does not have Jews residing there.This prophecy stands in contradiction toall historical experience, for there is no nation that has ever been exiled to every possible place in civilization as the Jewish people. Similarly, it contradicts logic, for the Jews by nature are a close-knit people, and it is unnatural for them to be entirely scattered and spread out to the four corners of the earth.

“Deities of Wood and Stone”

In the verse cited above, the Torah continues: “And there you will serve other deities unknown to you or your forefathers, deities of wood and stone.”

The Torah predicts that the Jewish People will be subservient to worshipers of other deities in their exile and will have to perform forced labor, such that they will be considered to have actually worshiped the deities. As Rashi writes: “They will not serve the actual deities themselves,but rather will pay taxes in the form of forced labor.” These deities will be those unknown either to them or their forefathers, and will be“deities of wood and stone.”

Surveying Jewish history, we find two relatively new religions that came into being after the Jews’ exile began, whose adherents could thus not have forced the Jews into service beforehand. These religions, of course, are Christianity and Islam,and they are symbolized by wood and stone, respectively: the symbol of Christianity is the wooden cross, and that of Islam is the stone in Mecca.

Small Yet Enduring

The Torah also writes: “And you will remain few in number, whereas you were once as numerous as the stars of the heavens, because you did not obey Hashem, your Gd” (Devarim 28:62).

The Torah here foresees that the Jewish population in exile will be small, yet they will neverthelesssurvive. Common sense tells us that the more populous a nation is, the greater its chance of survival. A small population runs a greater risk of it disappearing as a result of assimilation within its host nation, if only for the simple reason that finding a mate from one’s people is more difficult.

Indeed, during the entire course of the Jewish exile, the Jews were a small nation, numbering 17 million at its peak, and just one million at its lowest ebb. And yet, despite all odds, the nation survived.

An Exile Within an Exile

The Torah continues: “And among thosenations, you will not be calm, nor will your foot find rest” (ibid. 65).

Here, the Torah warns that even after the Jewish People are scattered among the nations of the world, they will know no rest; they will not be left alone. They will be expelled and forced to wander from place to place, which has, of course, been the Jews’ experience throughout the millennia of exile.

There is no historical precedent of a people that underwent an exile within an exile like the Jewish people have experienced. Moreover, it is impossible to explain how self-respecting governments, such as France, England, Spain, Germany, Russia, and others, issued edicts of expulsion to innocent Jewish citizens without any reasonable justification. How could the Torah have predicted ahead of timethat different nations, with completely different characters and mentalities, would all behave the same way in regard to one particular matter – their relationship to the Jews – unless this was written by Gd Himself?

The Mystery of Anti-Semitism

The Torah continues in the same section:“And your life will hang in suspense before you. You will be in fear night and day, and you will not believe in your life. In the morning, you will say, ‘If only it were evening!’ and in the evening, you will say, ‘If only it were morning!’ because of the fear in your heart which you will experience and because of the sights that you will behold” (Devarim 28:66-67).

The Torah in this passage foresees the phenomenon of anti-Semitism, which is unparalleled in world history. Professor Yosef ben Shlomo writes in “The Monthly Survey” (for the officers of the Israeli Defense Forces):

This hatred [of the Jews] is basic and unconditional, and therefore depends on no factors, not on personality and not on national character, not on the economic situation and not on social conditions, not on the type of government and not on its relationship to the Jews, not on their success and not on their lack of appeal, not on failure and not on progress, for we have been tried in all these circumstances and the hatred remains.

They hate us with the complaint that we are too good, and on the other hand, because we are blood suckers; we are separate but we also mix too much. They hate us in a period of economic prosperity and persecute us in times of economic depression. The monarchy is disgusted by us, and so is the dictatorship, or the democracy; in anarchy we are the first prey of the looters. They view us as responsible for every disaster, and unnecessary for any success; they beat the one who bends to them and attack the one who walks upright; they prevent the observance of our religion but will not absorb the one bent on assimilation; at every moment and in every situation they have a reason to hate the Jews.

Just over eighty years ago, in 1923, David Lloyd George, a former Prime Minister of Britain, was quoted as saying:

Of all the bigotries that savage the human temper there is none as stupid as the antisemitic. In the sight of these fanatics, Jews of today can do nothing right. If they are rich, they are birds of prey. If they are poor, they are vermin. If they are in favor of war, that is because they want to exploit the bloody feuds of gentiles to their own profit. If they are anxious for peace, they are either instinctive cowards or traitors. If he lives in a strange land, he must be persecuted and pogrommed out of it. If he wants to go back to his own, he must be prevented.

Drawing the World’s Attention

The Torah describes further: “And you will become an astonishment, an example, and a topic of discussion, among all the peoples to whom the Lord will lead you” (ibid. 37).

Rashi explains “an astonishment,” to mean that the Jewish people will be an object of astonishment, for all will be shocked and horrified by the hardships and suffering they endure. And “example,” Rashi writes, means that “when some terrible calamity befalls a person, people will say: ‘This is like the trouble that happened to so-and-so.’” Meaning, the Jewish People will serve as an example of every trouble and sickness.

“And a topic of discussion,” according to Rashi, means that “people will speak about you.” The Jews will always be the focus of people’s attention, and they will examine them with a magnifying glass, looking carefully and scrutinizing them to identify faults.

There is no logical reason why such a tiny people, scattered over the entire planet, would draw so much of the world’s attention. But hasn’t history proven the accuracy of the Torah’s words? In every generation, the entire world spoke about the Jews, and especially in our day, the Jews – and the Jewish State – are always featured on the news, and are continually the subject of conversation.

Mark Twain wrote in 1899:

If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people.

After enduring exiles, expulsions, open hatred, and schemes to annihilate them, the Jews should naturally have disappeared. But the Torah surprisingly promises that even with all this, the nation will survive:

But despite all this, while they are in the land of their enemies, I will not despise them nor will I reject them to annihilate them, thereby breaking My covenant with them, for I am Hashem their Gd.” (Vayikra 26:44)

Likewise, the prophet Malachi proclaimed:“For I, Hashem, have not changed; and you, the sons of Jacob, have not been annihilated” (Malachi 3:6). The Rambam, in his famous Epistle to Yemen, writes: “Just as it is impossible that the existence of Gd could be nullified, so is it impossible that we should be lost and nullified from the world.”

These explicit promises, and others, appear throughout the books of the Torah and the Prophets. They assure that the Jewish people will be few in number, scattered among the nations, persecuted and hated, and yet will somehow survive forever.

The Land of Israel: Blossoming and Desolation

 “For Hashem your Gd is bringing you to a good land, a land with brooks of water, fountains and depths, that emerge in valleys and mountains, a land of wheat and barley, vines and figs and pomegranates, a land of oil-producing olives and honey, a land in which you will eat bread without scarcity, you will lack nothing in it.” (Devarim 8:7-9).

Before Beneh Yisrael entered the Land of Israel, they were told that the Promised Land is a fertile land, suitable for settlement and agriculture, with sufficient water, such that its inhabitants will lack nothing. On the other hand, the Torah foresees that after the Jews will be driven from their homeland, “I will make the Land desolate, so that it will become desolate also of your enemies who live in it… Your land will be desolate, and your cities will be laid waste” (Vayikra 26:32—33).

The Land of Israel is a land that lends itself to prosperity, but after the exile, it will remain desolate and uninhabitable. The Torah foresaw that when the Jewish People will dwell in the Land, it will blossom, but after they go into exile, it will be desolate, and not even the enemies of the Jewish Nation will inhabit it.

This prediction runs counter to both logic and all historical precedent. Normally, if a nation is driven from a land that is conducive for economic prosperity, then other nations will come to take advantage of the land’s qualities. And the Land of Israel is not only well-suited for agriculture, but is also considered sacred by many millions of Christians and Muslims, who always desired to live there. Moreover, the territory of the Land of Israel is at the intersection of three continents – Asia, Europe, and Africa – which gives it strategic importance for the transportation of goods and assets, both commercial and military. Furthermore, the climate is mild and the soil is fertile, such that many would certainly wish to settle there.

The Ramban, in hiscommentary to Vayikra (ibid.), underscores this anomaly, and explains its significance:

What the Torah relates here is a good tiding. The Land “will become desolate also of your enemies,” which informs us that in all our exiles, the Land will not acceptour enemies. This is also a great proof and promise for us, for nowhere else in civilization will you find a land that is good and spacious, which had always been settled, that is as desolate as the Land of Israel. Everyone tries to settle there, and no one is successful.

Both descriptions of the Land of Israel – the prosperity it will offer the Jewish People, and its state of desolation when they are in exile – have proven to be true.

The historian Josephus Flavius, who lived during the Second Temple period and saw the Land of Israel before its destruction, writes in The Wars of the Jews:

It is a rich land with ample pasture, with many fruit trees and a wealth of grain that attracts men from far away who love agriculture. The entire land is tilled by its inhabitants; there is no desolate stretch of land anywhere. Because of the land’s great fertility, the cities and villages of the Galilee are very populous; the smallest village has 15,000 inhabitants.

Let us contrast this description with the testimonies of famous tourists who visited the Land in the 19thcentury.

A.V. Schultz wrote:

And what is the current state of Palestine? It has turned into a desert in comparison to its former traditional fertility. In our travel we were forced more than once to hike for hours until we found a shady place to rest under a tree.

Mark Twain, who visited the Holy Land in 1867, recorded his impressions in Innocents Abroad:

Arrived at an elevation of twelve hundred feet above the lake (Sea of Galilee) as bald and unthrilling a panorama as any land can afford, perhaps, was spread out before us… Desolation is here that not even imagination can grace with the pomp of life and action… we never saw a human being on the whole route…hardly a tree or shrub anywhere. Even the olive tree and the cactus, those fast friends of a worthless soil, had almost deserted the country.

Elsewhere, he described: “Palestine sits in sackcloth and ashes. Over it broods the spell of a curse that has withered its fieldsand fettered its energies.” He concludes: “Palestine is no more of this work-day world. It is sacred to poetry and tradition – it is dream land.”

Professor Sir John William Dawson wrote the following in 1888:

Until today no people have succeeded in becoming settled as a nation in Palestine. No national entity or national spirit has acquired a foothold there. That mixed multitude of sparse tribes that dwell there hold onto the land only as share croppers, temporary owners, and it appears as if they are awaiting those with the right to permanent ownership of the land to return.

Fulfillment of Promise

When we look at the Land of Israel today, after the Jews have returned, we feast our eyes on the lush green fields and blossoming fruit trees that fill the length and breadth of the Land, and are amazed by the skyscrapers and huge bridges in the bustling cities. All this took place within only one hundred years. This spectacular flourishing is a testament to the Torah’s promise of the blessings offered by the Land when the Jewish People reside within it.

Such an important event in the history of the Jewish People – the Jews’ return to the land, and its blossoming in response – should certainly be foretold by one of the prophets. Sure enough, the prophet Yechezkel foresaw thousands of years ago the Land’s return to prosperity with the gathering of the Jewish exiles, describing it as though it unfolded before his eyes:

Mountains of Israel, hearken to the word of the Lord… So said Hashem, Gd, to themountains and to the hills, to the streams and to the valleys, to the desolate ruins and to the deserted cities, which became a scorn and a mockery to the remnant of the nations that are around… And you, the mountains of Israel, will produce your branches, and you will bear your fruit for My people Israel because they are about to come… and you will be tilled and sown. And I shall multiply men upon you, the whole house of Israel in its entirety, and the cities will be settled, and the ruins will be built up. (Yechezkel 36:1-10)

Yechezkel prophesizes that upon the Jews’ return, the Land willbear fruit and prosper as it did once before. The Talmud adds that the flourishing of the Land of Israel is a sure sign of redemption: “Rabbi Abba said: There can be no more manifest sign of the imminent redemption than what is said: ‘And you, the mountains of Israel, will produce your branches, and you will bear your fruit for My people Israel because they are about to come’” (Sanhedrin 98a).

Rabbi Shmuel Ideles, the Maharsha,writes in this commentary to the Talmud: “As long as the Jewish People are not on their Land, it does not yield its fruits the way it should. However, when it goes back to yielding fruits, this is a revelation of the imminent redemption and that the Jewish People will return to their Land.”

The Torah and the Prophets promised thousands of years ago that the Land of Israel will flourish only when the Jewish people inhabit it, and this promise is being fulfilled right before our eyes.

Living Emunah – We Don’t Even Know…

Rabbi David Ashear

“Most of the time we don’t even know from what Hashem is saving us.”

We have  a mitzvah every single day to remember what Balak and Bilaam tried to do to the Jewish people in the wilderness – “…so that we will know about the righteousness of Hashem” (Michah 6:5). The Jews there were in grave danger. Bilaam knew the precise moment that his curse could take effect. Yet, Hashem protected His People and didn’t allow it to happen. The Jews had no idea what danger they were in. They went about their daily routine, oblivious to what was going on. But they had Hashem protecting them. That is something we must remind ourselves every day.

There are so many dangers out there about which we have no idea. We have to appreciate that we have Someone protecting us from them. Most of the time we don’t even know from what Hashem is saving us. But, baruch Hashem, we can always feel secure knowing that He definitely is protecting us.

A woman in my neighborhood wanted to sell her house. She found a buyer who was willing to let her continue living there for 12 years following the sale.

He arrived with his engineer to inspect the house, and they discovered that the house was on a slight tilt. He agreed to go through with the deal providing that the woman fixes the main beam of the house to make it perfectly level. She priced the cost of the repair and found that it would be $12,000. She agreed to the condition, saying that eventually she would get around to making the repair. But the man said, “No. I need it to be done right away in order to sign the contract.”

Two weeks later, the contractor came to do the job. After a few hours, he called her over and asked if she recently been feeling woozy upon waking up.

“Actually, yes,” she answered, surprised. “I don’t know what’s causing it.”

The contractor showed her a slow gas leak from behind the main beam. He said, “Lucky you called me when you did, because if this had continued, then, Gd-forbid, one day you might not of have woken up at all.”

This was Hashem protecting her from danger she could not have known about. This is an example of “letting us know Hashem’s righteousness.”

I was sitting in my house one afternoon when I heard a loud explosion. I looked out the window and saw, down the block, a ball of fire in the sky. It appeared to be right over another home. Then  suddenly, the power went out!

I raced outside and, along with my panicky neighbors, ran to see what had happened. We ran to the end of the block and saw a fire with black smoke shooting upward from a manhole in the middle of the street. Had anyone been injured? This incident took place at a very busy intersection where two lanes of cars usually lined up waiting for the light to change as many pedestrians crossed the street. We saw that, baruch Hashem, there was not  a car or a person anywhere near the explosion!

Who knows who missed a traffic signal a few minutes earlier, which actually saved their lives? Who knows who was delayed and didn’t cross the street?

Only Hashem knows all the dangers, but the same Hashem is protecting us. We have to remember this lesson every day and appreciate His protection all the time.