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The Lighter Side – September 2021

Catching up on Computers

Rachel decided to improve her computer skills to keep up with her kids who were in the hi-tech industry in Israel. She threw herself into the task with enthusiasm, borrowing two or three instructional books from the Tel Aviv library each week.

After about a month, the librarian commented: “Wow! You must be getting really knowledgeable about this stuff.”

“Thanks. What makes you say that?” asked Rachel.

“Well,” said the librarian, “only one of the books you’re taking out this week has “For Dummies” in the title.”

Carol Z.

Chaim Yankel Goes Golfing

Chaim Yankel wanted to make business connections in the non-Jewish community, and he was told that he needed to improve his golf game. So, he joined a golf club and started practicing. But feeling self-conscious, he would only golf alone, with no one present except for his caddy.

One day he had a new caddy and Chaim Yankel was playing particularly badly.

“I think I am playing the world’s worst golf game,” he confessed to the caddy.

“Oh, I wouldn’t say that, sir,” was the consoling response. “From what the boys were saying about another gentleman who plays here, he must be worse even than you are.”

“What’s his name?”

The caddy replied, “I think they call him Chaim Yankel.”

Morris T.

Here Kitty, Kitty

Little Rivky Goldstein had been a naughty girl in school. By way of punishment, she was directed by Mrs. Applebaum to remain in her seat after school and remain there until she had written an original composition containing not less than fifty words.

Rivky completed her task in a surprisingly short space of time and left the room. Mrs. Applebaum picked up the Rivky’s assignment and read it:

“I lost my kitty, and I went out and called, ‘Come, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.’”

Jeannie L.

Vacationing in Venice

David and Shirah Epstein decided to go on a father and daughter trip to Italy. When they returned, Shirah was giving her mother a rundown of their favorite city, Venice.

“Ah, Venice,” said the mother. “It must have been fantastic. What was your father’s favorite part? The gondolas? The glass makers? The Jewish ghetto?”

“Come on Mom, you should know Dad better than that,” the young lady interrupted. “Dad liked it because he could sit in the hotel and fish from the window.”

Mark C.

On One Leg

On the 5th floor at Maimonides Hospital all the patients were not only in bed, but they also had one of their legs suspended in a sling above them. One day, Moishe the consultant, together with some of his staff, was making his rounds on the 5th floor. Moishe stopped at the first bed and pulled and twisted the patient’s suspended leg. The patient screamed in agony. This was repeated along the row of beds, while each patient screamed and yelled during the examination.

Moishe finally reached the last bed. This was occupied by Emanuel. But when Emanuel’s suspended leg was pulled and twisted as was done to all the others, Emanuel remained silent and smiling throughout the procedure.

When Moishe and his entourage left the ward, all the patients congratulated Emanuel on his bravery and fortitude.

But Emanuel responded by telling them, “Brave/shmave – I saw what the consultant was doing to you, so I switched my legs and put my good leg in the sling.”

David M

Who’s the Boss?

An insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the doorbell. The housekeeper opened the door.

“Who are you looking for?” asked the housekeeper.

“I want to see the boss of the house,” replied the insurance agent. “Are you the boss?”

The husband of the house then came to the door. The insurance agent repeated his question.

“I’d like to speak to the boss of the household. I assume that you are the boss?”

“Yea right,” replied the man. “I’m only the husband. Step in, I’ll call the boss.”

The insurance agent took a seat in the hall, and in a short time a woman appeared.

“So, you want to see the boss” asked the woman. “Well, just step into the kitchen. This way, please. Rachel, a man is here to see you.”

A 13-year-old girl approached.

“Tell me,” pleaded the insurance agent, “are you the boss of the house?”

“You want to see the boss?” asked the girl. “Well, just come with me.”

Wearily the insurance agent climbed up the stairs. They walked into a room on the second floor and there was the crib of a sleeping baby.

“There!” exclaimed the girl, “That’s the real boss of this house!”

Karen D.

The Right to an Attorney

Shmulie, Chelm’s local thief, was caught red-handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. He was quickly brought to trial.

“How do you plead?” asked the judge.

“Your honor,” answered Shmulie, “before I plead guilty or not guilty, I ask that the court kindly appoint a lawyer to defend me.”

“You were caught in the actual commission of a crime. What could any lawyer possibly say in your defense?” said the judge.

“That’s exactly my point, your honor,” said Shmulie. “I’m curious also to hear what he could possibly say!”

Ikey F.

What’s the Band Playing?

Itzik’s Bistro in downtown Tel Aviv is usually full even on Open Mic Wednesdays. One particular Wednesday night, crowded as usual, a band was playing and Shuki and his friend Dudu were sitting near the stage, none too happy. At one point, Shuki pipes up and asks the band leader, “Can you play something by request?”

The bandleader beamed and said, “Of course. Whatever you want.”

“Then,” snapped Shuki, “sit down and play a game of shesh besh (backgammon) so I can finish my meal.”

Harry G.

Forgiveness

Rabbi Epstein was giving his Yom Kippur sermon about forgiveness and during his speech he asked his congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”

About half held up their hands. He then rephrased his question, “How many of you want to forgive your enemies?” Slowly, every hand in the congregation went up, except for one. Little old Sadie Horowitz.

“Mrs. Horowitz?” inquired the Rabbi, “Are you not willing to forgive your enemies, especially on this Day of Atonement when Gd forgives us all?”

“I don’t have any enemies,” Mrs. Horowitz replied, smiling sweetly.

“Mrs. Horowitz, that is more impressive. How old are you?”

“Ninety-eight,” she replied.

“Oh Mrs. Horowitz, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are. Would you please stand up and in front of this congregation tell us all how a person can live so long and not have an enemy in the world?”

Little old Mrs. Horowitz got up slowly, smiled, faced the congregation, and said, “I outlived all those old yentas.”

Marvin S

The New Normal Winter Break

Let’s take a breath and give ourselves a pat on the back for the resilience, strength, courage, and especially the emunah we demonstrated for the past ten months. When our world was turned upside down by COVID-19, regardless of age or role, we stretched ourselves to navigate the New Normal and beat this plague. We fortified ourselves and faced the challenges, turning adversity into opportunity.

With intercession (“the winter break”) arriving soon, I have some good news and bad news to share.

First, the bad news. There has been a surge in COVID-19 cases, particularly after millions of people traveled through airports for the Thanksgiving holidays. Also, as the weather gets colder and winter approaches, people will be interacting more frequently indoors, most probably in poorly ventilated places, which escalates the risk of transmission of the Coronavirus. Finally, the general public will most
likely not begin to get vaccinated until April 2021.

Now for the good news. There is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Four pharmaceutical/biotech companies are on the brink of releasing
the COVID-19 vaccine in the United States. By the time you read this
article, Pfizer and Moderna will have provided enough of the vaccine
to immunize 20 million people, health care workers, and nursing
home residents in the U.S. In the history of medicine, the quickest
vaccine to have ever been developed took four years. This one was
ready in eight months.
The other piece of good news is that there are lots of winter
pandemic-friendly intercession activities, and staycations have always
been a popular option for winter break.
Before we move on to intercession activities, let’s recap some key
events and lessons learned.
In mid-March, schools closed on short notice and educators moved
quickly to launch remote learning. Parents managed their own work
from home and supervised their children’s virtual learning. The warm
weather brought with it some relief, certain summer camps opened,

and parents organized safe and socially distant happenings such as
road trips or outdoor activities for the family. School administrators
spent hours during the summer developing safe reopening plans and
students returned to either full in-person learning or blended learning
in the fall.
The yeshiva winter school break is traditionally a time to hop on
a plane or cruise ship, if one’s finances and schedule permits, and
escape to a warm climate. Given the uptick in COVID-19 cases and
a shortened or even cancelled winter break, flying or cruising are no
longer viable or safe choices. Some yeshivot have even scheduled
scattered days off within the next months to discourage families from
booking air travel plans and having increased exposure to COVID-19.
Let’s give our children credit for the immense emunah, flexibility,
creativity, patience, and agility displayed since March. Many are
experiencing pandemic fatigue, but we need patience to hang in there
and keep our families and others safe. If we do that, next winter we
can travel across the country or even to Israel.
The Pandemic Pivot
A word often associated with managing our New Normal is PIVOT.
Pivot means to turn or balance on a central point. While this word was
used frequently in surviving and pivoting from a business crisis, job
loss, or death of a loved one, it can also depict a commitment to shift
to a new direction. Some call it the pandemic pivot.
How can we pivot to arrive at safe, fun and socially distant winter
break ideas?
Road trips are a popular and safer pivot from getaways requiring air
travel. Staying in your own state may be your safest bet to avoid quarantine
rules when returning from certain states. Finding a destination that is not
going to be crowded, such as a national park, may be a safe, peaceful, and
enjoyable option. Most children adore recreational vehicles and hotels.
Please review cleaning, social distancing, and cancellation policies before
you book a hotel, Airbnb, or any attraction.

The Lighter Side – August 2021

Re-elections

Saul: Do you know why politicians try so hard to get re-elected?

David: Because they want to implement their great ideas?

Saul: No. Because they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they passed.

Jack V. Grazi

Mental Indicators

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function. During a small reception, the doctor was approached by a young undergraduate student and asked a question with which he was most at ease.

“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“It’s really quite easy,” the psychiatrist replied. “You ask a simple question that anyone should be able to answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that gives you a clue that something is wrong.”

“What sort of question?” asked the young lady.

“Well,” the psychiatrist answered, “you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’”

The young undergrad thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example, would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”

Eddie G.

Dog Lingo

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You can send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog gave the clerk a funny look and replied, “But then the whole message wouldn’t make any sense!”

Raymond J.

Domestic Vehicles

A new government study has found that the average American car now weighs 300 pounds more than it did ten years ago. However, this is only true if the average American is sitting in the car.

Ezra C.

A Disturbing Lecture

Recently, I attended a lecture being given by one of my favorite writers. I managed to get a good seat among the hundreds of other in attendance, however, due to the chatter of two women sitting

in front of me I could barely hear the speaker. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of the women on the shoulder.

“Excuse me, I can’t hear a thing,” I said as politely as I could.

“I should hope not!” she answered, “This happens to be a private conversation.”

Jack V. Grazi

The Farmer’s Fruit

The matchmaker told Rochelle that there were two men who wanted to go on a date with her, Barry, who was a farmer, and Sam, who was a surgeon. Rochelle decided to go out with the farmer first. The date went smoothly and the next day, Barry sent a box to Rochelle. Eagerly opening it up, she found a dozen roses and a Red Delicious apple. The next day, another box arrived from Barry. Rochelle opened it to find a box of chocolates and a Golden Delicious apple. The day after that a third box arrived. Inside, Rochelle found a bottle of perfume and a Granny Smith apple. By now, Rochelle was very curious about the boxes she received, so she called Barry.

“Thank you for the flowers, the chocolate, and the perfume,” she said, “but could you explain why you sent an apple with each gift?”

Barry chuckled for a moment and answered, “I knew that there was a surgeon who also wanted to go out with you. I figured that an apple a day would keep the doctor away.”

Benyamin N.

Know News Is Good News

Russian President Putin called in the Director of Russian Intelligence and asked, “How come the Jews seem to know everything before we do?”

“Two words, Mr. President,” the intelligence chief replied, “vus titzuch?”

“Vus whosuch? What does that mean?” Putin asked.

“It’s a Yiddish expression that roughly translates into, ‘What’s happening?’” the chief explained. “Everyone just asks each other this question, and they end up finding out everything.”

The President decided to personally go undercover to determine if this was true. He dressed up as an Orthodox Jew and secretly flew in an unmarked plane to New York. He was picked up in an unmarked car and dropped off in Brooklyn’s most Jewish neighborhood.

Soon, a little old man came shuffling along. The President stopped him and whispered, “Vus titzuch?”

The old guy whispered back: “The Russian President is in town.”

J. R.

Literal Devices

Q: Why did the kids eat their homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Amiel T

A Dreamy Birthday

Cindy woke with a start. She quickly awakened her mother to share with her the wonderful dream she just had.

“Mommy!” she cried excitedly. “I dreamt that you took me out for my birthday next week to a fancy restaurant and presented me with a most beautiful set of earrings!”

“That’s nice, Cindy,” her mom replied. “Now why don’t you go back to sleep so you can enjoy it.”

Marlene K.

Animal Rights

A new neighbor recently moved into a semi-rural area in Kingman, Kansas. Six months later, she called the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on the main road for “ethical reasons.” When the clerk refused to consider her request, she decided to take the matter up with the city council. At the next city council meeting, she managed to have the matter called for debate before the entire council. After stating her name and her address, she began, “I request that the Deer Crossing sign on Turner Road be taken down immediately.”

“For what reason should we consider this request?” the council speaker asked.

“It’s very simple,” she explained plainly. “Ethical reasons. Too many deer are being hit by cars at that spot – I don’t think it’s a good place for deer to be crossing anymore.”

Lisa G.

Kosher Appeal

A Jewish man was in a major supermarket when he saw a young African American woman trying to get her young child to put down a candy bar he had picked off the shelf. “Tyrone!” she yelled. “Put that down, it isn’t kosher!”

Intrigued by the boy’s gentile sounding name, the man decided to investigate. “Excuse me ma’am, are you Jewish?”

“No,” she responded with a curious look.

“Is the boy Jewish?” he inquired.

“No, he isn’t, either,” she answered.

“So then why did you tell your son that the candy wasn’t kosher?”

“Why? I’ll tell you why,” the woman offered. “Cause I see all the Jewish mothers saying that to their kids – and it works! So, I figured I’d give it a try!”

Evelyn F.

Mabrouk – August 2021

Births – Baby Boy

Mr. & Mrs. Joey Husney

Avi & Adina Salem

Mr. & Mrs. Morris Gindi

Bobby & Anie Mandil

Jack & Rachel Yedid

Yosef & Anita Cohen

Births – Baby Girl

Mr. & Mrs. Ezra Kassin

David & Pauline Kassin

Ido & Jacqueline Saka

Bar Mitzvah

Solomon, son of Rabbi Morris & Frieda Mizrahi

Samuel, son of Mr. & Mrs. Joseph Chira

Raymond, son of David & Florence Habert

Engagements

Jason Lang to Millie Hakim

Joe Betesh to Mollie Turner

Abie Nissim to Lily Mishaan

Albert Saadia to Sari Ashkenazi

Solomon Abady to Deborah Dweck

Weddings

David Weitzman to Sarah Sasson

Charlie Dana to Rivi Saad

Uriel Serur to Simi Semah

Rachamim Semah to Rachel Esther Maslaton

On Call for the Community

The Life and Legacy of Rabbi Shlomo Lankry, zt”l

Mozelle Forman

King David teaches in the Book of Tehillim (89:3), “Olam hesed yibaneh – The world is built on kindness.” Hashem created the world with kindness, with the intention that we will emulate His graciousness.

In order to fulfill our mission of bringing hesed into the world, we must understand what hesed really means. It means an action that is motivated by a spirit of generosity, an action that we are not obligated to do, isn’t repayment for an act done for us, and for which we expect nothing in return. Hesed means giving out of a spirit of genuine and selfless generosity.

Avraham Avinu is known as the embodiment of the virtue of hesed. Rav Eliyahu Dessler, zt”l (1892-1953), explains that Avraham dispensed kindness not out of a sense of duty, but out of a burning desire to give. Avraham’s soul was infused with the spirit of hesed.

The prophet Michah instructs: “…do justice, love kindness, and walk humbly with your Gd.” We fulfill our spiritual destiny not by doing acts of kindness – but rather by loving those acts. Our focus must be not on the acts themselves, but on the joy we experience when we perform such acts. We are to not just act kindly, but to love acting kindly.

Rabbi Shlomo Lankry, zt”l, was such a person – someone overcome by a burning desire to help those in need, filled with compassion for his fellow man, who dedicated his life to alleviating other people’s pain and distress, with no expectation of honor or of anything in return.

Not Letting Anyone Feel Alone on His Watch

Just as Avraham sat in the doorway of his tent hoping to welcome guests, Rabbi Shlomo stood on Kings Highway waiting for an opportunity to help another person. And just like Avraham, who not only served his guests water, but fed them an entire meal, Rabbi Shlomo extended himself above and beyond, looking after all of the person’s needs.

His son, Rabbi Moshe Lankry, recalls that as a young boy, he would see his father standing in front of Sisu, his bookstore on Kings Highway, looking “to the left and to the right – not only once, but a few times. I didn’t understand what he was doing. Then one day he said to me, ‘Moshe, you see that lady? Walk her home.’ So I did. I spent an hour with her listening to her life story. And when I got back, my father asked, ‘Nu, how was it?’ I learned a lot about my father then, and a lesson for life.”

The Mishnah (Avot 1:5) instructs, “Let your house be open wide, and let the poor be members of your household.” Likewise, the Gemara (Shabbat 104a) teaches, “The way of those who do hesed is to run after the poor.” Rabbi Aaron Lankry experienced this every Friday night alongside his father.

“Every Friday night after shul, my father would take us to every shul in the neighborhood looking for a rabbi, a shaliah, anyone who didn’t have a place to go, and bring them home with us. And many times they didn’t leave; they would stay for months.”

Rabbi Shlomo Lankry’s daughter, Emily Antar, says she does not remember a week without guests.

“And I don’t mean cousins or other relatives,” she clarifies. “Our guests were people who had no place to be.”

Rabbi Aaron said his father was committed to “not letting anyone feel alone on his watch,” and he attributes this commitment to the rabbi’s own experience as a refugee arriving on American shores, when he and his family were greeted with an outpouring of kindness.

A Mission of Torah and Kindness

Rabbi Lankry was born in the village of Beni-Mellal in Morocco, which had a small but vibrant community of Torah-observant Jews. Prior to his bar-mitzvah, he was sent to learn in the Schneider Yeshiva in England, where he studied under the yeshiva’s founder, Rav Gedalia Schneider, a disciple of the Hafetz Chaim. (The Schneider Yeshiva produced a number of other outstanding rabbis, as well, such as Rav Eliezer Lopian and Rav Alter Alperin.) During his period in the yeshiva, Shlomo learned Yiddish and became acquainted with the culture of European Jewry. He would later credit his experience in the yeshiva with engendering within him the feeling that every Jew is a brother to whom one is committed to help.

Rabbi Lankry (top right corner) while in yeshiva in England.

At the age of 21, he returned to Morocco seeking a bride, and he married the woman who became his eshet hayil and lifelong partner, Zehava. The couple moved to Meknes, where the rabbi taught in the yeshiva while Mrs. Lankry taught in the preschool. Already early in life, he set himself on a mission to teach Torah and extend kindness to his fellow Jews.

Although the Jews in Morocco were treated well, hostility towards them intensified in 1967, following Israel’s victory in the Six Day War. For the sake of their family’s safety, Rabbi Shlomo and Zehava made the difficult decision to leave Morocco. Most of the Jews who left Morocco at this time emigrated to Israel, but Rabbi and Mrs. Lankry decided to sail to the U.S. so they could live near great yeshivot, and because they felt their two sons had a greater chance of retaining their religious commitment in America. Mrs. Lankry had two brothers learning in the Mirrer Yeshiva in Brooklyn, so that is where they chose to settle.

Upon arriving in Brooklyn, Mrs. Lankry describes, they “were like a computer mouse; a force moved us around, and wherever we went, we found our way.” She says she feels an enormous debt of gratitude to all those who helped them during those early years, and she believes this experience shaped the rabbi’s commitment to helping other people and ensuring that they never feel alone. They were helped by people like the Zachs family, who invited them to live with them from Rosh Hashanah through Yom Kippur; Mr. Meyer Birnbaum, who gave them an apartment rent-free for three months; and Rabbi Avraham Newhouse, who helped them attain their green cards. These people, among others, were the “force” sent by Hashem that guided the new immigrants to where they needed to be.

“Everyone Knows Where to Find Me”

While living in Mr. Birnbaum’s apartment, Mrs. Lankry cooked meals for him to express her gratitude. Mr. Birnbaum, owner of Mauzone catering, quickly discerned her talents as a cook, and hired her to work for the catering business. The rabbi, meanwhile, began working at Magen David Yeshivah and organized a minyan for the Moroccan students learning at the Mirrer Yeshiva.

With his keen eye for the community’s needs, the rabbi partnered with Shimon Cohen to open a store of religious books in the heart of the community. He always wanted to be near a yeshiva, and so he established his store – called Sisu – on Kings Highway, around the corner from the Mirrer Yeshiva.

Rabbi David Ozeri disputes the idea that Sisu was a store. “It was not a store,” he insists. “It barely had any merchandise. Sisu was a front – a front for the rabbi to do hesed, to save people’s lives, to be mekarev people.” In fact, Rabbi Aaron Lankry shared that a pile of checks from rabbis and Torah scholars who had purchased etrogim were found in the back of the store, having never been cashed.

Rabbi Lankry always felt that sitting on an upturned milk crate was the way he could provide the most help. He would say, “Everyone knows where to find me.”

Indeed, everyone knew that Rabbi Lankry would be there when they needed him. As the rabbinic leader of, and driving force behind, the Chevra Kadisha for over 50 years, he was the man that the entire community turned to in their darkest times. He would be available 24/7, even in the middle of the night, to guide, console and reassure. When asked why he would answer the phone at 2am knowing there was nothing he could do for the family until morning, he responded, “I have to pick up the phone in the middle of the night to say, ‘Don’t worry, I am taking care of everything’.” The rabbi couldn’t sleep knowing that a community member, whom he regarded as a family member, was in distress.

Daniel Sultan, whose father and grandfather worked alongside the rabbi in the Chevra Kadisha, and who himself has worked with the rabbi for 30 years, marvels at how he was “so full of energy and compassion, and dedicated to preserving the dignity of the departed.” Mr. Sultan says Rabbi Lankry “supported every endeavor of our committee,” adding, “we owe him a great debt of gratitude.”

When the committee came to the rabbi for advice on purchasing new burial plots, he concluded by saying, “But you won’t need them – Mashiah is coming.”

The Shoulder We All Leaned On

Mrs. Lankry relates that Rabbi Lankry first became involved with the Chevra when a fellow rabbi of Moroccan descent passed away, and he volunteered to perform the taharah (cleaning the body in preparation for burial) to ensure that it would be done according to tradition. Jacob Arama, who himself was a dedicated member of the Chevra, was so impressed with the honor that the rabbi bestowed upon the departed that he urged Judah Sultan, the original head of the Chevra Kadisha, to hire him. The rabbi was working at Magen David at the time, and he didn’t want to accept the position, fearing it would disrupt his teaching schedule. But Mr. Sultan called the Board of Magen David and said, “We need him,” and they worked out an arrangement.

Rabbi Lankry spent the next 50 years ensuring that every deceased person was treated with dignity and respect, helping the deceased greet Gd in the next world in the best way possible. He performed the ultimate act of hesed – “hesed shel emet” (true kindness”) – preparing the body for burial and cemetery rites, a hesed which cannot ever be reciprocated. Rabbi Saul Kassin describes the rabbi’s role as “one of the most difficult responsibilities in public service, the truest, most selfless act of benevolence one can do for another.” He was the shoulder we all leaned on. He worked tirelessly, attending to every detail of thousands of funerals – sometimes handling multiple funerals on the same day – comforting the family during the shivah and even beyond, encouraging them, in his own special way, to stay connected to each other.

Even while devoting countless hours to serving Hashem and community, Rabbi Lankry always made his family his highest priority. His daughter, Adina Mezrahi, recalls, “We knew he was there for us. My father was always the one we would call when we needed someone to pray for us…and we knew we would be well and all would be okay. I remember growing up dancing with him and how he danced with his granddaughters at their weddings. He made us all feel so alive, which is incredible considering what he did every day.”

Rabbi Lankry was blessed with keen insight into human nature, and truly understood people. Rabbi Duvi Bensoussan described the rabbi as a second father who “knew you were capable of greatness and wouldn’t settle for less,” adding, “He believed in me, introduced me to my mission, telling me I was meant to be a talmid hacham, and he never let me be anything less.” Reflecting on Rabbi Lankry’s example, Rabbi Bensoussan says, “If you want to find clarity and purpose in your life, find someone who believes in you and will be relentless to hold you to that path.”

Masquerading as a Simple Man

Rabbi Bensoussan and Rabbi Eli Mansour both humbly acknowledged that “We did not give enough kavod [respect] to Rabbi Shlomo. He wouldn’t let us.” The rabbi’s humor and joviality made everyone around him feel relaxed, but also had the effect of concealing his greatness. As Rabbi Mansour said at the arayat: “The rabbi was very humble, very private in his avodat Hashem [service of Gd]. He masqueraded as an adam pashut, a simple man. But he was very far from simple. Only now will we hear the stories.”

His daughter, Mrs. Emily Antar similarly says, “So many people approach me and begin, ‘You don’t know what your father did for me.’ We are beginning to understand the scope of my father’s legacy of hesed.”

Rabbi Lankry’s passing has left a great void in our community, but the family is mobilizing to fill it, to whatever extent possible, by continuing the rabbi’s work. “So far, there are three of us needed to do his work, and I’m sure more of us will be involved,” Mrs. Emily Antar added. As Rabbi Aaron Lankry said, “It isn’t over.” The impact of the rabbi’s lifetime of kindness, his example of humility, gratitude, and yirat Shamayim (fear of Gd), will, please Gd, endure through the dedicated efforts of his family and the countless people he inspired.

We all pray that these efforts will be successful, in the great merit of Rabbi Shlomo ben Rahel.

(Author’s Note: It has been my humble honor to write this tribute to Rabbi Shlomo Lankry, zt”l. It must be emphasized, though, that no amount of words – and certainly not a 2000-word article – can even begin to capture the sheer magnitude and of his awe-inspiring work and legacy.)

The Case – Cryptocurrency Strikes Again

Jerry regularly managed his brother-in-law’s financial portfolio and earned a modest commission from the profits generated. The operating agreement between them stipulated that Jerry was required to receive explicit authorization before each investment. Jerry was instructed and authorized to invest $100,000 in a certain stock. Jerry deviated from his instruction and without authorization directed $10,000 of the monies to purchase a cryptocurrency. Much to Jerry’s delight his cryptocurrency purchase earned an astronomical sum of over $60,000 in profit. Jerry, concerned with the volatility of the coin, immediately sold out and the $10,000 investment along with its profits were credited to the business account. Jerry informed his brother-in-law of the good fortune earned and suggested that they split the profits of the $10,000 investment. Jerry explained that since he was responsible for the funds in case of loss, he is entitled to at least fifty percent of the profits. The brother-in-law rejected Jerry’s claim with a wave of his hand and rebuked him for his illegal activity.

Is Jerry entitled to half the profits? If not, is he entitled to his commission? How should the Bet Din rule and why?

Torah Law

According to the ruling of the Shulhan Aruch one can verbally appoint another person to interact on his behalf in a commercial market. Such appointment can be executed even without a signed power of attorney. Hence, once verbally appointed, the actions of a representative are binding, and his employer is required to follow through with the transaction.

Furthermore, once a representative verbally agrees to an assignment, he is not entitled to claim that he ventured in his own personal financial interest. He may not assume ownership or profit of the designated assignment. If, however, the representative formally cancels his role as an agent, he is subsequently entitled to pursue his own personal business interests.

Notwithstanding, it is highly recommended when hiring another person, to detail in a signed contract his job description, wages, and other relevant information in order to eliminate unnecessary confusion that could result in a dispute. Additionally, in the absence of a signed contract, a representative can wrongfully deny that his appointment ever transpired and falsely claim that he owns the profits he generated.

By rule of the Shulhan Aruch, a representative that deviates from his instruction is responsible for loss and damage caused on account of his deviation. Thus, if by instruction an agent is sent to purchase wheat, and instead he purchases barley, the agent is liable for loss if the cost of barley depreciates.

Nonetheless, by rule of the Shulhan Aruch, if as a result of the agent’s deviation additional profit is generated, the proceeds are credited to his employer. Thus, although the agent is liable in case of loss, he is not entitled to the profits gained when deviating from his employer’s instruction.

The underlying distinction for this ruling is that since the agent was entrusted with the money, he has a fiduciary responsibility to his employer. Hence, all profits generated from the funds entrusted to him belong to his employer. Likewise, because of his fiduciary responsibility, he is required to sustain the loss caused by his deviation and failure to perform as instructed. Thus, although one who steals money is entitled to the profits he generated upon return of the principal, an agent is required to return all funds generated to his employer. He was given the money in good faith and is required to live up to that level of accountability.

While the above ruling is the opinion of the Shulhan Aruch, some early halachic authorities differ. According to this latter view, an agent that deviates is entitled to a fifty percent share of the additional profit he generated. The rationale behind this view is that since the agent is liable in case of loss, he is viewed as a partner in the venture. Additionally, it was his ingenuity that generated the additional profits. The employer of the agent is nevertheless entitled to fifty percent, since it was his money that enabled the profitable transaction.

Interestingly, this latter view concedes that only in instances in which the agent is in possession of the profits is he entitled to withhold his fifty percent share. If, however, the money is in the account or possession of his employer, the agent is unable to collect.

VERDICT: Concrete Evidence Strikes Again!

Our Bet Din instructed Jerry that all the profits generated belong to his brother-in-law, the investor. Nevertheless, our Bet Din awarded Jerry with his standard commission fee for the entire sum profited. As explained in Torah law, Jerry was entrusted with the funds and has a fiduciary responsibility to forward all proceeds to his brother-in-law. Hence, although if Jerry had lost the money, he would have been liable, he is nevertheless not entitled to a share of the profits. When Jerry deviated and did not invest the money as instructed, he personally assumed the risk of loss, without the option of sharing in the profit. Although one opinion differs with the above ruling, since Jerry faithfully conducted the entire transaction through his brothers-in-law’s

account, all opinions agree that he is not entitled to any shares. Since Jerry did not have possession of the funds, he is unable to rely on a minority opinion.

YOU BE THE JUDGE

Avi was driving his car through the streets of a city in central Israel, with three other passengers in his car. He stopped the car to run an errand and requested of one of the passengers to take the wheel and pick him up in twenty minutes. Sammy took the wheel and casually drove the car with the other two passengers. At the turn of the corner a mob of Arab young men surrounded the car and began throwing rocks at its windows. Sammy, the driver, was aware that the scene was life threatening and he decided to recklessly drive the car onto the sidewalk to escape the imminent danger. By doing so, Sammy tore the bottom of the car, and side-swiped the car into an adjacent wall. Backing up and maneuvering the car away from the surrounding mob added further damage to the vehicle. The group escaped danger without wounding any of the attackers, however, hefty damage was done to Avi’s car. In Bet Din Avi explained that his insurance policy did not cover acts of terror, and surely not deliberate acts of damage such as what Sammy inflicted to his vehicle. As per collecting compensation from the Israeli government, Avi explained that the process is costly and very lengthy. Avi requested of Sammy and the other passengers to pay for the damage to the car.

Is Sammy responsible for the damage? Are the other passengers required to participate? How should the Bet Din rule and why?

Back to School, Back to Normal!

Frieda Schweky

Take a look at the following and see what triggers you. If you were a parent, teacher (and what parent was not a teacher this past year?) or student during the 2020 pandemic, hold on to your hats as you read! Two weeks to stop the spread. Six feet apart. Distance learning. Zoom. Mute. Unmute. Zoom code, passwords, headphones. Not enough tablets and computers to go around. Two of your children’s classes happening at the same time. Short video clips, play, pause. Work from home while being a morah, a chef, and a housekeeper. And on, and on!

Suddenly having to figure out remote schooling and then having to do it on the daily was a huge struggle for families across the globe. For me, having young children in school during the pandemic was no small feat. Although they were not responsible for studying or tests, the technical coordination fell on me. I had to put in the zoom code and password at the correct time, wait around for the teacher to allow them in, unmute, turn on the camera, mute for the lesson, unmute when the teacher requested, and that was when there weren’t technical difficulties! At first I thought zoom would be a nice break for the kids to distract them during the day with some learning. However, I soon came to realize it was just another chore I was responsible for. It was all too much.

Now we are entering a brand-new school year, so how are parents, teachers, and students in our community preparing for the shift back to what we all hope will be a much more normal year? I interviewed a few community members to find out.

Celia Francis

As a parent (and teacher) I highly recommend parents prepare their kids for back to school. In-person learning is highly important and should be treated as such. Kids should be encouraged to be social, form good relationships, and most importantly, have a good routine set in place.

Home learning was not ideal for many reasons, and a major one was the lack of structure. We have to work to get that routine down of getting up early, eating a good breakfast, and heading out to school prepared for a full day of learning and social interaction. I suggest about two weeks before the first day of school waking your kids up at the hour they would need to be up for school, so they get used to it. They should also have their outfits picked out the night before and have anything else they’ll need to bring with them to school ready to go that night.

As a teacher, I can’t wait for the start of this coming school year. Every district has its own rules, but I’m looking forward to hopefully no masks and no plexiglass getting in the way. And, of course, in-person learning all year as opposed to on and off zoom school. I’m looking forward to fun class projects, inter-grade larger projects in which different classes come together, as well as having the special needs children back with the rest of the children. The social aspects of things really enhances the learning. For faculty, too, I’m eager to work together with co-workers again and to collaborate on different lesson plans and special projects.

If something positive came out of this pandemic it’s definitely to be more aware of having good hygiene at school. That includes being more aware of the importance of more frequent hand washing, personal space, and keeping the classrooms clean and germ-free. No one wants to get sick and hopefully this will make for a happier and healthier classroom experience for all.

Raquel Vogel

I think this school year will be better because there will be more consistency in terms of kids being about to spend time together in the classroom. This is imperative so that they continue to gain social skills. In this day and age of technology it’s a slippery slope. Kids can be more introverted and being isolated can lead to social awkwardness. We all know in the real world social skills are highly important to get ahead.

Although I am unsure of the exact Covid protocols for this coming year, I’m looking forward to the kids hopefully wearing masks a lot less and being able to take full clean breaths as well as seeing each other speak. This should make everything feel much more back to normal.

Rosie Nigri

I really enjoyed all the new social opportunities high school had to offer when I became a freshman in the 2018/19 school year. Sophomore year came around and I was eager for more of the same school experience. Little did I know what 2020 would bring. Zoom school was really rough, as it took away all the fun parts of school and left only the learning. When we were finally

back to in-person school fall of 2020 things were not back to normal. There were masks restricting my breathing, which were uncomfortable and distracting. We no longer ate lunch in the cafeteria with the rest of the school, but instead we ate in the classroom. Speaking of classrooms, we stayed in the same one all day with the same kids, day after day, period after period. Only the subject and teacher would change. It felt more like elementary school and less like high school. We didn’t have sports after school or any fun holiday or rosh chodesh programs like we used to.

I don’t know what this next year has to offer but I am hopeful. I’m hoping for things to go back to the way they were, I’m hoping for lunch in the cafeteria and a change of environment and peers with every class switch. I’m hopeful that the rest of my high school experience will be as normal and fun as that first year was!

Margo Cohen

I really think it’s important that our kids grow up in a normal, stable environment. Masks for children should never be mandated again. I’m hoping my kids will have a more calm and relaxed year, with no sudden or unexpected shutdowns. I’m ready for structure, I’m ready for homework, kids to bed on time, and out of the house bright and early.

I hope it’s not going to be like last year, but we really don’t know. What I honestly feel is that it’s going to be nothing like the beginning of last year. We came to school, buses were canceled, masks were a must, and after just a few weeks of being in school, they had to close down because of an outbreak. I don’t think this September will look anything like that one.

Casey Dweck

We are so stoked and cannot wait to get back to school in full swing! I’m a mom, my kids are from the ages of four to thirteen, and collectively as a family we are eager for what the new year has to offer!

To be honest it feels a little far off. With the holidays in early September we’re only having two full days and two half days in what’s supposed to be the first month of school. But October should be hopefully awesome and consistent. It’ll be nice for us parents to not have to worry about suddenly having kids home from school and on zoom.

At the end of last year there were pretty much no masks and no barriers. Starting off this fall without the fear of the unknown, which was pretty much the whole vibe of last fall, it’s going to be a completely different experience.

As a member of the PTA, school year 2020/2021 was exhausting and eventful. Every time a child was quarantined or a whole class was quarantined, we’d send home care packages for them. It was a lot. We were a small school and we sent out over 70 packages over the course of one year. It was a lot of work. For that reason and much more, we are looking forward to a more normalized year all around. This year instead of buying masks and taking covid tests as school prep, we get to enjoy good old fashioned school supplies shopping for back to school prep! Can’t wait!

Jessica Anteby

I teach kindergarten. Last year was rough when I had some kids or even just one on zoom due to exposure or illness. It was a big challenge. For example, I’d tell the parent to log on at a certain time for writing, but if reading was running late I’d get texts from a parent worried I’d forgotten about their child. Or if we were running early, we would have to wait for that student to log on to begin the lesson. Then when they were finally logged on, I had to juggle zoom and a classroom full of students. It was a struggle I’m looking forward never having to deal with that again.

This coming year I’m looking forward to meeting class parents in person! Last year all the PTA meetings were on zoom, and I feel like I didn’t really meet the parents, like if I passed them on the street, I would have no idea who they were. Also, school events, like authors’ fair, and siddur and chumash plays are so much more exciting for the kids and everyone when parents are allowed to come and join. It was a completely different vibe without them. I’m excited for this year to go back to normal!

Finally, I look forward to just walking in the hallways and hopefully being able to smile at everybody without a mask in the way!

In Conclusion…

School year 2021/2022 definitely looks to be shaping up. When we were in the thick of it during 2020, we really did not know how long all the restrictions and zooming would last. The unknown was daunting and uneasy. This year, although some things are still unknown, there seems to be an overall easiness. There is a vibe of the anticipated return back to normalcy that is calming down parents, teachers, and students. As of now whoever wants a vaccine can get one. It seems as though we have reached some sort of herd/community immunity. So long as no serious Covid variant rears its ugly head, we should have smooth sailing this school year, after, of course, being home almost all of September for the high holidays!

Hoping you and your families stay safe and happy this school year and get the most out of it as possible!

Until next time,

Frieda Schweky

Leaving No Stone Unturned

Last month’s cover story about the Morris I. Franco Cancer Center & Medical Referral was spot on. However, there are not enough words that describe the hesed all of the volunteers do.

I was diagnosed with cancer and unaware of the programs available at the cancer center. Fortunately, my daughter-in-law was, and immediately made an appointment for me.

As I entered the center I was a bit apprehensive, not knowing what to expect. Margie Matthews immediately put me at ease and I felt an immediate bond with her. I then conferred with their social worker. It was easy to communicate with her as I was able to relate my feelings… feelings that I could not reveal to my own family at that time. I met other wonderful volunteers who never failed to lift my spirits.

I am thankful to Hashem that He has allowed us to have the best community in the world, offering so many wonderful services. Morris I. Franco Cancer Center & Medical Referrals is our crown of hesed.

Lillian S.

Summer Getaways

Last month’s article about summer getaways (Novel Summer Adventure Getaways) was very nice, with fun and exciting suggestions for those able to travel. My family, however, does not have the opportunity to go away during the summer months. I’m not complaining – as I would not have it any other way. There is something very relaxing and bonding about spending summertime with our children, after ten months of shuttling them to school. I relax my mess-o’meter, stock the fridge with lots of summer fruit that we select at the local farmers market, and take the kids on local trips around the city and state. I highly recommend it!

Laura M.

Anti-Semitism

Thank you for making more people aware of the rise in anti-Semitic attacks in our communities. I never thought I would see the day where there would be so many blatant anti-Semitic attacks and anti-Israel protests in the United States. It has gotten so bad, that I’m scared to walk home by myself on Friday night. Something needs to be done immediately.

What makes this even more disturbing is the fact that whenever there are attacks on other ethnic groups, everyone is up in arms. Every news program continuously covers the incident. Politicians, faith leaders, and ordinary citizens all have something to say, and all are outraged. However, when Jews are attacked it’s barely mentioned. We need to make sure that we show our outrage, and let the public know that we are sick and tired of being the scapegoats for all that’s wrong in the world. If we remain quiet, no one else will care.

Eddie T.

New Israeli Government

Even though I do not live in Israel, I always felt safe with Binyamin Netanyahu in charge. I’m very sorry to see him go. You knew he was not ever going to let Israel fall into the hands of its enemies or anything close to that. He will go down in history as among the best leaders Israel ever had.

The new coalition reflects nothing in particular. The new Prime Minister, Naftali Bennet, serves with a total of six seats. He could not be further removed ideologically from his fellows in the coalition. I’m sorry to say, but the current formulation is doomed. In no time, Israelis will be back at the polls. What is really interesting is whether after the next election a stable government can be formed.

Victor D.

MSB Teams Face Off for Exciting End to 2021 Season

Sam J. Sutton

The 2021 MSB Season is nearing the finish line. In a journey that began in early April, now over three months later we are just a game away from crowning a new champion.

Two Great Teams Make It to the World Series

The two World Series teams are the 11-1 Ball Busters – lead by captain Yanky Itzkowitz, alongside Hank Dweck, Alan Jemal, and the Cy Young winner Ray “Payday” Sakkal – and the scrappy 6-6 Rubble On The Double squad lead by captain David “DT” Tawil alongside perennial all-star Steven J. Gindi, Natan Safdieh, and Rookie Edmund “The Phenom” Beyda.

The Ball Busters simply dominated their opponents for the duration of the regular season and earned themselves a bye into the semis and faced off against a hot Mamba Mentality ballclub. After dropping game one of the best of three series, The Ball Busters got to work and went on to win games two and three. In Game 3, the Ball Busters found themselves down early in a 3-0 hole, but the power bats came alive. MVP candidate “Hammerin Hank” Dweck broke the 3-3 tie with a towering blast deep into the night and propelled his team into the World Series.

Rubble On The Double had a much tougher road ahead. Finishing the regular season at 6-6 they barely squeaked into the post season and were tasked with facing Super Smash Brothers in the Wild Card Matchup for a right to play in the semifinals. This game was anything but easy. In true fairytale fashion, Rubble On The Double, who were down 2-0 in the 6th, cut into the lead with a solo blast off the bat of Natan Safdieh and then sent Steven J. Gindi to the plate in the bottom of the seventh, and boy did he deliver! Gindi hit a frozen rope to the right center field gap to walk it off and advance ROTD to the semis where the second-seeded Jokers were awaiting. In Game 1 Rubble came from behind to win and in Game 2 they kept its post season magic going. Rookie Benny Abadi broke a 1-1 tie in the 5th with a two-run HR that painted the Right Field line and Rubble on the Double went on to win and continue its magic carpet ride to the World Series.

World Series Attracts Viewers in Person and Via Livestream

On July 11th at M&S Park, the World Series was underway. With a capacity crowd on hand and the games being livestreamed on YouTube to the community at large, the two teams who had two completely different paths to the dance faced off. After the lineups were announced the ceremonial first pitch was thrown by the 2021 MVP and Batting Champion Jack Harary, and the recipient of the pitch was league legend Ike Miz.

Game One

The World Series is a best of three so Game 1 is extremely crucial. ROTD came out swinging and went up 6-3 in the 6th powered by a Joe Gindi bomb that cleared the fence (first time in league history) and the Ball Busters seemed shellshocked, as they were in unfamiliar territory. But then it all clicked as the bottom of the lineup came alive and rallied to tie it at 6 in the bottom of the 6th, highlighted by a two-run frozen rope off the bat of Abe Dweck. After barely holding off ROTD in the top half of the 7th the Ball Busters walked it off in dramatic fashion as Rookie of the Year Shua Dany drove in the winning run as the Ball Busters won by a final score of 7-6.

Game Two

The Ball Busters were now one game away from completing one of the most dominating seasons in league history and Rubble On The Double with their backs against the wall needed to somehow find a way to win Game 2 to force a Game 3. The Ball found themselves down 3-1 heading into the 6th, the same inning they rallied in during Game 1. Lo and behold, they did it again! And they put up a two spot and tied it up at three and in the top of the 7th aided by untimely walks by Edmund Beyda. They put up another two runs and took a 5-3 lead heading into the bottom of the 7th.

Rubble on the Double, just three outs away from being sent home for a long off season, dug down deep, and pulled out yet another magical finish in the post season. This was definitely a post season filled with memorable moments. ROTD sent up Steven J. Gindi with the bases loaded and one out, and he delivered again with a two-run base knock to tie it up at five, followed by clutch game winning hot shot off the bat of rookie Elliot “Little Papi” Setton to send this series to a decisive Game 3.

Stay tuned…

Riddles – August 2021

Riddle: Card Trick

Submitted by Sara H.

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

Last Month’s Riddle: Home – But Not Alone

A man leaves home, turns left three times, and returns home to face two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?

Solution: A catcher and an umpire!

Solved by: The Jurisdiction Family, Richie Ayal, Ralph Sutton, Jacob Ayal, Daniel Mann, Meir Nakach, Fortune Ayal, Denise Sultan, and The Shmulster,

Junior Riddle: All In The Family

Submitted by Jerry N.

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

Last Month’s Junior Riddle: Word Dilemma

I am a word. If you pronounce me right, you are wrong; if you pronounce me wrong, you are right. What word am I?

Answer: The word ‘wrong.’

Solved by: H. Solemani, Richie Ayal, Ralph Sutton, Jacob Ayal, Daniel Mann, Caroline S., Elimelech Heller, Meir Nakach, Eliyahu Gottesman, Big Mike, Fortune Ayal, and Denise Sultan.