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Spotlight on Security Detail at the Siyum HaShas

Frieda Schweky

Imagine an event at a sports stadium filled to capacity with over 92,000 people, where not even one disturbance or altercation occurred throughout an entire day. It hardly seems possible! But on Jan 1st, 2020, at the 13th Siyum HaShas celebration held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ, that’s exactly what happened.

Anti-Semitic Attacks Spur Expanded Security Detail

Due to the recent increase in  anti-Semitic attacks in the NYC area, the event required massive security, far above what was required previously. The event celebrated the completion of the Daf Yomi learning program, whereby participants around the world learn the same page of Talmud every day for a cycle lasting roughly seven-and-a-half years. Many in the crowd were celebrating their own completion of Shas. Others came as an expression of achdut, to experience the celebration with fellow Jews, and to show honor to the Torah. In the crowd were chief rabbis, prominent community leaders, politicians, and other dignitaries. An estimated 350,000 take part in learning Daf Yomi around the world. The celebration at MetLife Stadium was broadcast live to over 20 countries, where similar celebrations were taking place simultaneously. Even nearby in Brooklyn, the Barclays Center was packed with Jews watching the siyum held at MetLife live via satellite.

Law Enforcement Out in Force

NJ State Troopers preparing comunication equipment for the siyum.

Preparations for the siyum at MetLife began two years prior,  and the security and safety preparations began months in advance. David Heskiel, Police Chaplain, NYPD Clergy Liaison, and special Liaison for Councilman Chaim Deutsch, was involved in the planning and coordinating of the security team for the siyum held at MetLife. David worked closely with the New Jersey State Police Superintendent Colonel Patrick J. Callahan and state police brass. Additionally, David joined the FBI special agent in charge of Newark NJ, Gregory W. Ehrie, in working out security details.  NJ Homeland Security Director Jared Maples also played a key role in the security detail. Approximately fifty different law enforcement agencies were involved in protecting the participants at the siyum.

Over 350 uniformed NJ state troopers were inside MetLife Stadium during the event. Many were stationed at all the exists, and directed traffic on what they called “siyum detail.” A large number of Hatzalah members were present at the siyum, and ambulances fully stocked and prepared for emergencies were standing by. Agents from the FBI were also on duty to ensure everyone’s safety. The head FBI agent looked on and took pictures in amazement, telling David he was eager to show and tell his wife about this amazing experience. He also said he had never seen anything like this in his lifetime and he was very moved.

Siyum Sparks Kiddush Hashem

People who have worked in the stadium for years were amazed by the orderly and gracious behavior of all the participants throughout the event. It is rare, if not unheard of, that an event of this size was pulled off without any  fights or disturbances whatsoever. During prayers, the crowd was so silent you could hear a pin drop.

Chabad emissaries were on their usual mission to find any Jew who had not donned tefillin that morning. They actually managed to find a couple of men who had not, and helped them do so.

You may have heard the story of the NJ state trooper who pulled over a Jew the day after the siyum, asked if he had learned his page yet, and told him if he promised to complete learning the page he would send him off with a warning instead of a ticket., But  many may not have heard the following story: Two years before the Siyum HaShas at MetLife, Sol Werdiger, Chairman of the Board at Agudath Israel, was at the stadium  in order to reserve it for January 1, 2020. There with Mr. Werdiger were two secular Jews, the owner of the stadium and the man who built it. The builder told the other two that he just had to get something off his chest. He admitted that after taking ten years to build such a stadium, his work seemed futile. The arena would be used for people to have a few beers and watch a game, nothing very significant at all. He declared that now he knew Gd’s plan and intent for him in building this arena was in order for this very event to take place. He said it brought meaning to what he does and brought him happiness as well. Mr. Werdiger was stunned to hear this from a secular Jew. It was totally unexpected, and so very meaningful.

Siyum HaShas Brings Honor to the King

When the organizers of the siyum first considered where to hold the main event, they were concerned about staging it outside during the chilling East Coast winter. One proposal was to hold the main siyum simultaneously in five different indoor venues in New York, New Jersey, and Philadelphia, with live hook-ups between them. However, the Moetzes Gedolei HaTorah of Agudath Israel decided to hold the main siyum in one place, based on the principle of b’rov am hadrat melech, that Gd’s honor is increased when a large number of Jews gather in the same place. Indeed, the 13th Siyum HaShas was a testimony to Gd’s honor and to honoring Torah learning. Baruch Hashem, the celebration concluded with not only an absence of fighting or disturbances, but with not even one emergency.

SIYUMIM Around the Nation

Rabbi David Ozeri speaking at the siyum in Los Angeles.

Our community rabbis were asked to speak and give hizuk to thousands of people at various siyumim across the country.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

On January 5, over 2,000 men and women from Los Angeles’s Jewish communities gathered to celebrate the Siyum HaShas. Agudath Israel of California, headed by new Executive Director Rabbi Yisroel Gelb and longtime Chairman Dr. Irving Lebovics, organized the event. Rabbi David Ozeri was the keynote speaker.

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

Rabbi Meyer Yedid addressing the crowd at the Siyum HaShas celebration in Chicago.

The Siyum HaShas in Chicago was a tremendous success, with an attendance of about 3,500 people. Rabbi Meyer Yedid inspired the crowd with divrei hizuk. Rav Shmuel Fuerst, Dayan for Agudath Israel of Illiniois, was mesayem Shas, using a Masechet Niddah printed in the DP camps that belonged to Mr. Nachi Shabat.

MONTREAL, CANADA

Rabbi Joey Haber at the podium at the Siyum HaShas in Montreal.

Over 1,600 men and women from Jewish communities across Montreal gathered in an unprecedented display of unity. Rav Yonatan Binyomin Weiss, Chief Rabbi of Montreal, delivered divrei beracha, and Rabbi Joey Haber electrified the audience with a most powerful message.

The “Religious” Sinner

Why is it any less “religious” to eat non-kosher or violate Shabbat, than to be rude or to deceive people?”

The Book of Shemot might be described as the book of miracles.  Numerous remarkable miracles, of many different kinds, occur throughout this book.

In Egypt, the women among Beneh Yisrael conceived and delivered sextuplets, leading to a supernatural population explosion.  Gd appeared to Moshe in the vision of a bush that was on fire but was not consumed.  He gave Moshe three miracles to perform for Beneh Yisrael to prove that Gd spoke to Him, such as turning his staff into a snake.  Gd performed ten miraculous plagues and then split the sea to free His nation from Egyptian bondage.  When they entered the desert, He provided them with food that fell each morning from the heavens, and water from a supernatural well that traveled with them.  He miraculously helped them defeat the nation of Amalek which attacked them.  And then they arrived at Mount Sinai, where He revealed Himself to them and gave them the Torah.

But there was also another miracle – one which is far less known, but certainly no less important.

Fifty/Fifty

At the time when Beneh Yisrael received the Torah at Mount Sinai, sacrifices were offered, and a special ritual was performed with the blood.  As the Torah tells at the end of Parashat Mishpatim, Moshe divided the blood into two halves, one of which he placed in containers, and the other half was poured over the altar.  He then sprinkled some of the blood on the people, announcing, “This is the blood of the covenant which Gd has struck with you…” (Shemot 24:8).

Rashi, based on the Gemara, comments that in truth, it was not Moshe who split the blood into two halves.  This was done by an angel, sent especially by Gd for this purpose.  The blood needed to be divided precisely equal, with not even 1 cc added to or missing from either half.  No human being is capable of such precision, and so Gd dispatched an angel from the heavens (!!!!) to come along and divide the sacrificial blood to produce two exactly equal halves.

We must ask, why was it so important for these halves to be so precisely equal?  What could have possibly gone wrong if the division was off by 1 cc?  Would this negligible discrepancy have had any effect on the process of Matan Torah?

We understand the need for ten miracles to punish Pharaoh and the Egyptians, and to prove Gd’s unlimited power, which they denied.  We understand the need for a miraculous means of sustenance as Beneh Yisrael journeyed through the dry, searing, uninhabitable desert.  But it seems very difficult to understand the need for a miraculous division of sacrificial blood.

Rav Yitzchak Hutner, the famed Rosh Yeshiva of Yeshiva Chaim Berlin here in Brooklyn (1906-1980), offered a powerful explanation.  The division of the sacrificial blood at the time Matan Torah, he said, was profoundly significant.  It represented the two basic categories of laws contained in the Torah – ritual laws, and interpersonal laws.  And so they needed to be precisely equal.

As we know, the Ten Commandments, which constitute the blueprint of the entire Torah, were engraved on two stone tablets, with five commandments written on each.  The first tablet featured the commandments “ben adam laMakom” – that govern our relationship to the Almighty – and the second featured the commandments “ben adam lahavero” – that govern our relationship to our fellowman.  The Torah refers to the two tablets as “sheneh luhot ha’edut – the two tablets of testimony.”  Our sages noted that the Torah did not have to emphasize “sheneh” – that they were two tablets, because the word “luhot” is written in the plural form, which already informs us that there were two stones.  The emphasis of “sheneh,” the rabbis teach us, indicates that the two slabs of stone were precisely the same size.  The point being made – and strongly emphasized – is that neither area of religious life is more important than the other.  One cannot embrace only the Torah’s ethical, interpersonal code while ignoring its ritual requirements, and one cannot follow only the ritual obligations while ignoring the interpersonal responsibilities which the Torah imposes.  The two tablets were therefore precisely the same size – to teach us that the weight and gravity of the two basic categories of obligations are precisely equal.

Significantly, the first word of the Ten Commandments is “Anochi – I,” a reference to Gd, and the final word is “rei’echa – your fellow.”  The entire body of the Ten Commandments is ensconced in this duality.  At the heart and core of Torah is the notion that we have responsibilities and obligations both to Gd and to our fellowman.  These two cannot ever be separated from one another, because both are equally integral to the religious lives that we are to lead as Gd’s chosen nation.

How important is this concept?  So important, Rav Hutner writes, that an angel was sent from the heavens to make sure that neither portion of sacrificial blood would be a fraction of a milliliter larger than the other.

As remote a possibility as it was that anybody would have noticed such a slight discrepancy between the two basins – it was VITALLY IMPORTANT that the two halves were exactly equal.  Gd needed to impress upon Beneh Yisrael, and upon Jews for all generations, that there is absolutely no possibility of affording greater importance to one area of Torah over the other.  He needed to make it absolutely clear that both areas of responsibility are precisely equal.

This is why a miracle was necessary.  The “equality” of the two sections of Torah is so fundamental, and so essential for us to recognize, that superhuman precision was needed to produce the symbolic representation of these two sections.

The Mistake of Religious Compartmentalization

This might help solve a mystery regarding Matan Torah that many commentators grappled with.

In the Torah’s account of the events, we find Beneh Yisrael making two different proclamations.  When Moshe first came to them and conveyed to them the laws he had heard from Hashem, they responded, “Kol hadevarim asher diber Hashem na’aseh – All the words that Gd has spoken, we will observe” (24:3).  Moshe then constructed an altar, ordered the offering of sacrifices, and split the blood.  At that point, Beneh Yisrael made their more famous proclamation: “Kol asher diber Hashem na’aseh venishma – All that Gd has spoken, we will observe and we will hear” (24:7).  Why did the people repeat their declaration of commitment to the Torah after the blood was split into two halves?  And why did they first announce only, “na’aseh – we will observe,” and then announce, “na’aseh venishma – we will observe and we will hear”?

The word nishma actually does not mean “we will hear.”  The more accurate translation of the verb sh.m.a. is “understand,” or “comprehend.”  Thus, for example, when we proclaim, “Shema Yisrael Hashem Elokenu Hashem ehad,” what we are saying is not, “Hear, O Israel,” but rather “Understand, O Israel.”  And thus “na’aseh venishma” really means, “We will observe and we will understand.”

Developing this point further, the words “na’aseh” and “nishma” refer, respectively, to different categories of mitzvot: “na’aseh” expresses commitment to those laws which we can only “observe,” without fully understanding them.  This is the faith and commitment we pledge to the Torah’s ritualistic commands, which we cannot fully comprehend.  By contrast, “nishma” expresses commitment to those commands which we can understand, the Torah’s ethical code which is aimed at creating a peaceful, harmonious, just society.

Initially, Beneh Yisrael proclaimed only “na’aseh,” figuring that it sufficed to pledge their commitment to the Torah’s ritualistic obligations, to the laws ben adam laMakom.  After all, they mistakenly thought, if they are entering into a covenant with Gd, then they needed to commit to do His will, to fulfill their obligations to Him.  Interpersonal laws, they assumed, were not included in the covenant they were forging with Gd.

Precisely for this reason, Moshe proceeded to offer sacrifices and have the blood divided into two halves with supernatural accuracy.  He wanted to correct the people’s very dangerous mistake, the mistake of religious compartmentalization, the perception that religion is only about ritual, about our obligations to Gd, and does not govern our interpersonal conduct.  He showed them that the two halves are exactly equal, that neither tablet can ever be given primacy over the other.  Our obligations to our fellow are not one iota less vital to the Jewish religion than our obligations to Gd.

The people then responded, “na’aseh venishma” – that they pledged their commitment to both tablets, to both areas of the Torah, and will be equally devoted to the Torah’s ethical code as they will be to the Torah’s ritual code.  Upon seeing the miraculous division of the blood, they recognized that they needed to make a dual commitment – a commitment to fulfill their responsibilities to Hashem, and a commitment to fulfill their responsibilities to one another.

“Tug-of-War” at the Foot of Mount Sinai

Unfortunately, as we know, the great heights which Beneh Yisrael achieved at the time of Matan Torah did not last.  Just 40 days later, they plummeted to astonishing depths.  Gripped by terror when Moshe did not return from atop the mountain when they had expected, they did what we might call a “theological about-face,” turning their backs on everything Moshe had taught them.  They fashioned a golden calf which they then worshipped, amid frivolous merrymaking and festivity.  Moshe came down the mountain and was greeted by this dreadful spectacle, and he took the two stone tablets and threw them to the ground, shattering them.

Avot De’Rabbi Natan teaches that Moshe faced some resistance before he threw the tablets.  The nation’s elders saw what Moshe was planning to do, and they rushed to stop him.  They wanted to prevent him from shattering the sacred stone tablets, upon which Gd had Himself engraved the commandments.  A “tug-of-war” ensured, with Moshe ultimately prevailing.

Why did the elders resist?  Why did they oppose Moshe’s decision to break the tablets?

One rabbi explained that the elders did not see any reason why Beneh Yisrael forfeited the right to receive Gd’s commands.  After all, they violated only the first two commandments: the command of “Anochi Hashem Elokecha” – to believe in Gd’s existence – and the command of “Lo yiheyeh lecha Elohim aherim” – which forbids worshipping other deities.  The elders felt that since Beneh Yisrael had rejected only these two commands, there was no need to deny them the other eight.

Moshe disagreed.  He understood, and he needed to show, that the commandments are all connected.  We cannot accept some and discard others.  If Beneh Yisrael abrogated the first two clauses of the “contract,” then they abrogated the entire thing.  There cannot be any “picking and choosing.”  The Ten Commandments comprise a single, integrated entity, and disregarding part means disregarding all.

Our sages teach that Gd congratulated Moshe for taking this bold measure of shattering the tablets.  It was a drastic, surprising decision, but Gd approved.  It was vitally important for Moshe to dispel the notion that part of the Torah can exist without the rest.  He needed to show – even at the expense of the stone tablets he had received from Gd – that we must embrace the entirety of the Torah, and cannot commit ourselves to one part but not the other.

This perspective is reinforced by the mitzvah of mahasit hashekel – the half-shekel tax that all Jews were required to pay to the Bet Hamikdash, a mitzvah that we commemorate on the special Shabbat known as Shabbat Shekalim, which we observe on the Shabbat before Rosh Hodesh Adar.  The Talmud Yerushalmi teaches that this half-shekel payment serves to atone for the sin of the golden calf.  The Biblical shekel consisted of 20 gerah (an ancient measurement of weight) of gold (Shemot 30:13), and so a half-shekel consisted of 10 gerah.  The Talmud Yerushalmi thus explains that the half-shekel payment atones for the people’s violation of the Ten Commandments when they made the golden calf.

Indeed, Moshe was absolutely correct.  By transgressing the first two commandments, the people transgressed all ten commandments – because it’s a “package deal,” and we cannot ever accept some of the mitzvot but not the others.

The “Religious” Jew Who Eats on Yom Kippur

The Gemara (Baba Metzia 59b) tells the famous story of a debate that raged between Rabbi Eliezer and his colleagues regarding the status of a certain type of oven (“tanur shel achnai”).  Rabbi Eliezer maintained that the oven is susceptible to tum’ah (ritual impurity), and other sages disagreed.  In order to prove his position, Rabbi Eliezer performed several miracles, such as making the water of the nearby stream flow the opposite direction.  His colleagues refused to yield, noting that miracles are irrelevant in the process of halachic decision-making.  They proceeded to take all the food which Rabbi Eliezer had declared tahor (pure) according to his view, and burn it in his presence to make it clear that they rejected his ruling.

The Talmud Yerushalmi comments that Rabbi Eliezer was, quite obviously, well aware of the principle established by the Torah in Parashat Mishpatim (23:2), “ahareh rabim lehatot” – that we follow the majority opinion.  However, he refused to yield to his colleagues’ decision because they burned the food in his presence.  The Korban Ha’edah commentary explains that in Rabbi Eliezer’ view, rabbis who act discourteously, without proper derech eretz (manners), are not qualified to rule on matters of halachah.  Their opinion simply did not count once they acted with disrespect.  Those who disregard one part of Torah cannot be considered adherents of, let alone authorities on, other parts of Torah.

It is told that people once came to a certain rabbi and asked him what he thought about religious Jews who are dishonest in their financial dealings.  He replied, “They’re the same as religious Jews who eat on Yom Kippur.”

The people asked, “What do you mean?  How could a Jew who eats on Yom Kippur be religious?”

The rabbi said, “And how could a Jew who acts dishonestly be religious?”

There is something very skewed about our perspective if we can consider a discourteous, arrogant, selfish, insensitive, or dishonest person “religious,” but we cannot consider somebody who eats non-kosher food “religious.”  Why does the neglect of ritual mitzvot make somebody “not religious,” but the neglect of the Torah’s ethical doesn’t?  Why is it any less “religious” to eat non-kosher or violate Shabbat, than to be rude or to deceive people?

At the time of Matan Torah, an angel was needed to show the people the equality between the ritual laws and the interpersonal laws.  If only we had an angel to teach us this lesson in our day, as well.  Rabbis speak so often, and so passionately, about the vital importance of decency, honesty, good manners, etiquette, and respect and consideration for other people.  And yet, there are still, sadly, many Jews who pray three times a day, who study Torah, observe Shabbat, maintain the strictest standards of kashrut – but simply aren’t nice people.  I cannot even begin to imagine how any Jew can consider himself “religious” if he is rude or dishonest, if he observes the Torah’s rituals but ignores the Torah’s ethics.  It simply makes no sense.

As we read this month about Matan Torah, let us renew our commitment to the entire “package” – and always remember that we are “religious” only if we wholeheartedly accept both areas of the Torah, without even considering the possibility that one can exist without the other.

 

PROPEL: Optimize Your Art Business with Lauren Altman

Viviane Darwish

PROPEL is excited to be offering a six-week intensive program for female artists starting in February – OPTIMIZE YOUR ART BUSINESS – with artist and business consultant, Lauren Altman. The goal of this art boot camp program will be to guide women to kickstart a sustainable business within the art industry.

This program will feature Lauren’s unique, three-pillar method OPTIMIZE, APPLY, IMPACT, which combines personal well-being, marketing, relationship building, leadership, influencing, pricing art, productivity tools, how to sell your skills, funding, and exhibiting your work.

Lauren’s Credentials

Lauren is an artist and consultant, and her interdisciplinary practice explores psychology through
video, installation, photography, writing, and mixed-media. Lauren has led talks and workshops at ICA Philadelphia, Arthur Ross Gallery at the University of Pennsylvania, and the Chelsea, New York-based David Nolan Gallery.

Lauren also co-chairs the Sotheby’s Institute of Art New York alumni committee and serves on an art history lecture committee at Smith College Museum of Art. Her recent exhibitions include “Cine Experimental,” a film screening curated by Dustin Dill at Escuela de Artes de Yucatán in Mérida, Mexico, and “DISARM,” an exhibition and benefit supporting anti-gun violence, curated by Renee Valenti in Brooklyn.

Lauren completed her BFA in Communication Design at Parsons School of Design in New York in 2010; her MA in Contemporary Art at Sotheby’s Institute of Art in New York in 2011; and her MFA in Interdisciplinary Studio Art at the University of Pennsylvania in 2018.

You can read more about Lauren’s business on laurenaltmanstudio.com and see Lauren’s art at
laurenirmaaltman.com.

PROPEL Promotes Art for Community Women

In the summer of 2019, in collaboration with PROPEL, board member Robin Braka and her daughter Rachel Khafif of RBK Art Advisory, hosted an event with Lauren. The event was attended by many community women working in the art world.

Earlier in 2019, PROPEL had the pleasure of co-sponsoring a contemporary Latin American Art
showcase with RBK Art Advisory. This event featured a Q&A with Uruguayan artist Vicky Barranguet, and was held inside Artemisa Gallery, a contemporary Latin American art space that is not only an exhibition gallery but is also the home of its gallerist, Mariana Broda. In the intimate setting of Broda’s Chelsea townhouse, approximately 30 women gathered around the living room sofa – with exotic iced teas and edible flowers crafted by Mariel Tawil Events – to hear Barranguet narrate her artistic journey. Barranguet described the challenges of balancing her career as an artist and raising two children, alongside her musician husband, Gustavo Casenave. She recalled how her creative process thrived when her husband played jazz or classical music.

PROPEL is committed to helping women seeking a career in the art industry. Please reach out to PROPEL at info@thepropelnetwork.org to find out more information about this upcoming workshop.

 

 

Once Upon A Thyme – Rainbow Hummus

Adina Yaakov

The American Heart Association recommends eating ​4-5 servings of fruits and vegetables
per day. Colorful fruits and vegetables have multiple nutritional benefits from their naturally
occurring phytonutrients inside. Don’t know how to add fruits and vegetables into your meals?

Try blending your fruit and vegetables to a fine puree before adding them to soups, smoothies,dressing, or dips to reach your daily goal. ​Adding beets, sweet potatoes, or spinach, to hummus not only gets you and your family to eat more fruits and vegetables, but changes the tint to
beautiful shades of the rainbow as well.

Roasted Red Beet Hummus
1 can chickpeas
¼ cup lemon juice
¼ cup olive oil
2 cloves garlic
1 tbsp salt
1 red beet

In a small pot, boil beet in water for about 45 minutes. Peel beets and place with the remaining
ingredients in a processor for about one minute until it becomes a creamy consistency. Store in
an airtight container up to 3 days.

Orange Sweet Potato Hummus
1 can chickpeas
½ cup lemon juice
½ cup olive oil
2 cloves garlic
1 tbsp salt
1 small orange sweet potato

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Wrap sweet potato completely in foil and bake on a tray for one hour. Scoop out the flesh from the potato, and place it along with the rest of the ingredients in a
processor for about one minute until it becomes a creamy consistency. Store in an airtight
container up to 3 days.

Spinach Hummus
1 can chickpeas
¼ cup lemon juice
¼ cup olive oil
2 cloves garlic
1 tbsp salt
1 cup baby spinach

In a small pot, boil beets in water for about 45 minutes. Peel beets and place with the remaining
ingredients in a processor for about one minute until it becomes a creamy consistency. Store in
an airtight container up to 3 days.

Turmeric and Golden Beet Hummus
1 can chickpeas
¼ cup lemon juice
¼ cup olive oil
2 cloves garlic
1 tbsp salt
1 Yellow Golden beet
1 tsp turmeric

In a small pot, boil beet in water for about 45 minutes. Peel beet and place with the remaining
ingredients in a processor for about one minute until it becomes a creamy consistency. Store
in an airtight container up to 3 days.

Purple Sweet Potato Hummus
1 can chickpeas
½ cup lemon juice
½ cup olive oil
2 cloves garlic
1 tbsp salt
1 Purple sweet potato

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Wrap sweet potato completely in foil and bake on a tray for one hour. Scoop out the flesh from the potato, and place it along with the rest of the ingredients in a
processor for about one minute until it becomes a creamy consistency. Store in an airtight
container up to 3 days.

 

Mabrouk – February 2020

Births – Baby Boy

Murray & Linda Shabot

Solly & Alegria Anteby

Charles & Joy Deneff

Eli & Shirley Abisror

Mr. & Mrs. Alex Nasar

Rabbi & Mrs. Mechael Semah

Births – Baby Girl

Mr. & Mrs. Morris Kairey

Engagements

Ray Cohen to Rivka Sutton

Harry Schneps to Shelly Dayon

Weddings

Ezra Dabah to Deborah Matalon

Michael Shomer to Elizabeth Setton

Yehuda Schmool to Audrey Falack

 

 

Empathy Effect

First off, I would like to thank you for publishing such a high quality magazine every month. One of my favorite columns is “Words of Rabbi Eli J Mansour.” Last month’s article about empathy (The Empathy Effect) is certainly an important topic – and was brilliantly written – but I believe there is another level that goes beyond empathy – and that is compassion. In my humble opinion, empathy is useful in bonding with someone. Compassion is a higher state of awareness, however.

With empathy, we can take on and fully experience the anger of someone who has been wronged or violated. Empathy may also keep us in a loop of victimhood, separation, righteous indignation, or just simply keep our hearts closed to transformation. With compassion, we go beyond feeling empathetically what someone else feels, seeing through the present situation with unconditional love, kindness, and understanding.

We can understand someone’s feelings and response while still keeping our hearts open to the Highest Good for all without getting caught up in the story. So, inherent in compassion is also forgiveness.

Stuart Z.

Worldwide Anti-Semitism

Although I found last month’s interview with Dr. Manfred Gerstenfeld on the subject of anti-Semitism quite informative, I was deeply disturbed by the suggestion that most of the anti-Israelism and Anti-Semitism verbal attacks stem from “left-wing liberals.” Unfortunately, there are anti-Semitism and feelings of anti-Israelism from both the right and the left.  Suggesting that the Democratic party in the U.S. is anti-Semitic is repulsive. I’d expect that there may be some anti-Semitic Democrats, just as there are some anti-Semitic Republicans. But neither party in the U.S. is now connected with anti-Semitism, nor has either been in the modern era. Furthermore, many Jewish Democrats, myself included, find far more in common with the party that has strongly supported the rights of women and minorities – the Democrats.

Raymond G.

The recent spate of vicious ant-Semitic attacks should not come as a big surprise. It coincides with another phenomenon unprecedented in modern U.S. history: open, anti-Semitism in Congress. The kind of anti-Semitic diatribes spewed by Democratic Reps. Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and AOC is what triggers violence, mayhem, and death throughout the world. It is mind boggling that these three hatemongers are still in Congress.  People have been fired or run out of town for speech a lot less racist and hateful. They should be expelled immediately. Individuals with such an uncultured outlook in life do not belong in a civilized society, let alone Congress.

J.G.

Artistic Endeavors

I was so surprised and equally elated to read Mozelle Forman’s article about the beauty and the need of tasteful art and décor in our lives (Artistic Endeavors). As she so eloquently pointed out – Hashem created the world in designs of vibrant colors and magnificent forms. I say this because from my experience, there is a terrible malady among some people that frown upon multi-colored and uniquely designed artwork. Hashem included so many majestic sights and colors, so many beautiful feasts for the eyes – that there really should be no reason not to decorate our homes with colorful pictures of nature. Our children should not grow up with the notion that there are only three or four colors to choose from – black, brown, grey, and navy. Dark colors darken the mind. If Hashem had wanted a world void of color He would have created it so. He didn’t.

Leah D.

Allergy Tips

I love reading all the articles about allergies by The Nut Job Mom, Paulette Cohen. I have a child that has food allergies – so I find her advice quite helpful.  Last issue’s allergy tips when traveling was terrific. I would like to share with your readers another allergy tip when traveling – and that is to ask for a non-smoking room and make sure that your hotel doesn’t accept pets. See if you can get a room with bare floors, since carpet traps allergens. I also bring my own dust mite-proof pillowcase and mattress cover – but I know that might seem too over the top for some people.

Elana C.

Thousands of French Jews Fill – Dome De Paris for Dirshu Siyum HaShas

Rabbi Nachman Seltzer

After a series of inspirational siyum celebrations held by the Dirshu organization in Jerusalem, Tel-Aviv, Manchester, and London – the next stop was Paris, which, on Sunday, January 12, saw the largest event ever celebrated by so many streams of France’s observant Jewish population.

Across the ocean, in North America, the events at Prudential, NJPAC, and Newark Symphony Hall lay ahead, as well as in South Africa and Belarus. It was a busy but exciting period for Dirshu – the international organization that runs numerous programs aimed at encouraging and fostering devoted Torah study and mastery of Talmud and halachah. Dirshu’s indefatigable Nasi, Rav Dovid Hofstedter, not only spoke at every event, but showed excitement at every gathering as if it were the first event of the “siyum season.”

“Thank You, Hashem!”

After an early-morning flight from Israel to Paris, I arrived at Dome De Paris with plenty of time remaining before the event began. The cavernous room was bustling, with the teenage helpers receiving their last-minute instructions, the band going through sound checks, and everyone involved in the production reviewing his part – all determined to ensure yet another beautiful kiddush Hashem, that the siyum in Paris would match the success of all the preceding Dirshu events, which all saw sellout crowds with thousands clamoring for entry when no more tickets were available.

I had the good fortunate of meeting a French rav, Rav David Zaoui ,a Lubavitcher shaliach in Paris, who graciously agreed to sit next to me throughout the event and serve as my translator. On my seat – just as on every other of the 4,000 seats in the hall – there was a bag containing Artscroll’s French edition of Masechet Berachot, the first tractate in the Talmud, as well as the brand-new commentary to Pirkeh Avot by Rav Hofstedter.

The event began with a series of videos featuring various distinguished rabbis and personalities delivering their heartfelt messages to the crowd.  Rav David Pinto sent a video message from Israel stating that the siyum in Paris was an opportunity to say, “Thank You, Hashem. In our time we need people to strengthen us in limud haTorah [Torah study]!” Unlike all other mitzvot, Rav Pinto explained, Torah learning is very easy to neglect, because we can always tell ourselves, “I’ll do it later.” But thankfully, the Dirshu organization found an effective way to motivate and push people to learn, providing a wide range of structured programs and incentives to help students remained focused and committed.

“Who could have imagined that so many people would be making siyumim around the world!” Rav Pinto exclaimed. “What a zechut [privilege] it is to have Dirshu in France!”

As the orchestra played its opening medley, a group of yeshiva students jumped up from their seats and began to dance. Dancing this early in the event showed me two things: that a great afternoon lay ahead, and that the yeshiva students of France were very lively!

Moshe Roth, head of the orchestra, introduced Israeli singing sensation Meidad Tasa, who had flown in specially to join the French Siyum HaShas, and filled the hall with the beautiful song, “Ein Od Milvado” (“There is None Besides Him”). He then sang the timeless words of the Or Ha’haim (Rav Haim Ben-Attar, 1696-1743) describing how we must learn Torah “bimtikut va’arevut – with sweetness and pleasantness.”

Fulfilling Our Purpose

After a short introduction by the master of ceremonies, Rav Dovid Hofstedter and many of France’s leading rabbis ascended onto the stage and took their places on the dais as the music played and the crowd sang with great fervor.

Rav Shapira, Rosh Yeshivah of Epinay Sur Seine, was invited to recite a chapter of Tehillim. He first exhorted the crowd to develop within themselves the ratzon (desire) to complete the entire Talmud. The Rosh Yeshiva then announced, “This Tehillim is for all of us to develop that ratzon.”

A letter from Rav Gershon Edelstein was then read, stating:

Sometimes a person thinks he has plenty of time to do whatever he wants, but he needs to remember that he has to learn the entire Torah during his time here on earth! He should think to himself, “Do I know the entire Shas? I don’t have time to waste!” There is no extra time, and we have to learn every second! If you do that, what a happy life you will have… There are no excuses. Everyone has to set aside time to learn Torah!!

Rav Yitzchok Weil, shelit”a, Rosh Yeshivah of Aix les Bains, shared his reflections on the significance of the occasion: “There is no question that being here is a big merit for every person, showing Hashem that he is attaching himself to the tremendous kiddush Hashem happening right now!”

The Rosh Yeshivah then spoke about the special joy experienced by those who learn Daf Yomi: “When we learn the Daf HaYomi, we feel happiness, because we are intuitively experiencing the reason we have come here to this world. Suddenly, we feel that we are fulfilling our tachlis [purpose].”  He added that the vision of Rav Meir Shapiro, who introduced the Daf Yomi concept nearly 100 years ago, is being realized, and is succeeding in its mission to unite all different types of Jews around the devoted and joyful study of Talmud.

Sticking to Your Schedule – No Matter What!!

Rav Shlomo Kanievsky, shelit”a, then read a letter from his father, Rav Chaim Kanievsky, shelit”a, emphasizing the importance of kevi’at ittim laTorah – designating time each day for Torah learning. Rav Chaim cited the Gemara’s teaching that one of the questions every person will be asked after departing this world is whether he had set aside time for study.

Rav Shlomo then proceeded to tell a story about a certain man in Bnei-Brak who would travel an hour each way to deliver a class to a small group of Jews in a community outside the city. One day, as the man prepared to leave, he saw that heavy rain was falling. He figured that with the inclement weather, very few people would attend his class, which to begin with was quite small. He decided to go to the Hazon Ish (Rav Avraham Yeshayah Karelitz, 1878-1953) and ask him whether it was worth going through the trouble of making the long trip on a stormy day to teach such a small handful of students.

“Tell me,” the Hazon Ish asked, “is there anyone who you know will definitely attend the shiur?”

“Yes,” the teacher replied. “The gabbai who opens the door will definitely come.”

The Hazon Ish told the man that if the gabbai would definitely come, then he needed to go teach his class.

He explained that when a person learns for an hour each day, that hour fundamentally changes the entire day. There is an enormous difference between a day with learning and a day without learning – and this made it worth taking a long trip in the rain to teach a single Jew, whose day would be transformed by listening to a shiur.

Rav Shlomo then told a story he had heard from his father, Rav Chaim, which he introduced by stating, “Everyone knows that my father doesn’t waste any time, and that he makes a siyum on the entire Torah every single year.”

Some 60 years ago, he related, when Rav Chaim was in his thirties, a yeshiva student asked Rav Chaim if he would learn with him for one hour every day. Rav Chaim agreed, but only on the condition that the boy would always arrive on time.

The boy replied that he was, in principle, committed to arriving on time each day, but every winter, he gets sick, and his illness endures for a full month. He could not commit to arriving when he was unwell.

“If you promise to come on time every single day,” Rav Chaim said, “ then I promise that you won’t get sick .”

The boy promised, and, sure enough, he did not get sick even once the entire winter.

Towards the end of the winter, a famous Hassidic Rebbe visited Israel, spending most of his time in Jerusalem. He planned a brief stop in Bnei-Brak – for the exact time when this student normally studied with Rav Chaim.

The boy, who was eager to see this Rebbe, asked Rav Chaim if they could reschedule their learning session.

“Absolutely not!” Rav Chaim replied. He explained that “kevi’at ittim laTorah,” setting aside time for learning, means setting a schedule and always sticking to it, come what may.

The boy explained that if they did not reschedule, then he would have to travel all the way to Jerusalem to see the Rebbe – instead of taking a five-minute walk to see him there in Bnei-Brak.

Still, Rav Chaim refused.

The boy, unable to resist, went to see the Rebbe at the expense of that day’s learning session with Rav Chaim. The next day, he became sick.

Rav Shlomo then told another story that happened during the time his father spent in the Lomza Yeshivah in Petach Tikva. His roommate, Rav Moshe Soloveitchik from Switzerland, was terribly distraught over the fact that so many Jewish children were being raised without a Torah education, and so he would go around knocking on doors, trying to convince parents to enroll their children in religious schools. He devoted so much time to this mission that on some nights he returned to the yeshivah at around 1-2am. Rav Moshe also learned Daf Yomi – which was not widely accepted back then.

One night, Rav Moshe returned to the yeshiva at 3am, and instead of going straight to bed, he opened his Gemara and began learning the Daf. He read a line and fell asleep; and then read another line and fell asleep again. Finally, at around 5am, his roommate, Rav Chaim, turned to him and asked, “Did you understand anything you just learned?”

“Nothing,” Rav Moshe replied. “Not a word. But although I didn’t understand anything I learned today, I will understand the next hundred pages that I learn. If I hadn’t learned today, then I would likely keep making excuses for missing other days, as well. That’s why I forced myself today to keep to my schedule even though I was falling asleep the entire time.”

Rav Shlomo concluded with a berachah that in seven-and-a-half years, at the next Siyum HaShas, the hall would be too small to accommodate all the Jews in Paris who had completed the Talmud.

“Come See What My Children are Doing!”

Rav Yehuda Toledano, Rosh Yeshivah of Mercaz HaTorah, announced to the crowd, “There is a big simchah in heaven right now.” At that moment, he said, Gd is saying to the angels, “Come see what My children are doing, and how they finished the entire Shas!!”

The reason for this special joy, the Rosh Yeshivah explained, is because Torah is the very purpose of creation. When Hashem sees how we are committed to realizing the world’s purpose, resisting so many pressures and temptations, He rejoices.

Rav Toledano then spoke of the special importance and power of Torah learning:

Through the waves of history, the Torah has served as our protection. It has led us through every generation and guided us through every situation. Our enemies may have succeeded in burning our sefarim [books], but the letters flew up into the sky where they waited for us to take them back into our lives. In today’s complicated world, there exists a unique island of serenity – an island of Torah that can be found in every place where we learn Torah. When a son sees his father learning and feels his joy, the son grasps that the Torah is our life force and the absolute center of our existence.

A Modern-Day “Na’aseh Venishma

Rav Dovid Hofstedter, Nasi of Dirshu, was then introduced to speak. The young men in the crowd greeted him with the song, “Ashreh mi shegadol baTorah – Fortunate is he who is great in Torah.” They continued singing, not letting Rav Hofstedter speak, expressing their overflowing feelings of gratitude to Rav Dovid for all he has done for France’s Jewish community.

On two occasions during his speech, Rav Dovid spoke in French, an expression of deep respect for those who had gathered for this special event.

He cited the famous verse, “Torah tzivah lanu Moshe morashah kehilat Yaakov – Moshe commanded us the Torah, as an inheritance to the congregation of Yaakov,” and raised an important question regarding the concept of Torah being a morashah – an “inheritance”:

The Torah is our…inheritance. We didn’t need to buy it. It has always been ours. On the other hand, we find that it is written in Pirkeh Avot that we do need to work for it, and that it is not just a yerushah. This is a contradiction. Do we need to work for it or not? Is it our inheritance or not?

One answer, he explained, is that the Torah is an inheritance for the entire Jewish Nation, but not for individuals. We are promised that the Torah will never be forgotten from our nation, but every individual Jew must invest a great deal of work in order to acquire it.

But Rav Dovid then offered another answer to this question:

We see in the Torah that there are two ways of accepting Torah… The first is the way we stood at Mount Sinai and said, “Na’aseh venishma” [“We shall do and we shall listen”]. The second is the way we see when the nation complained that they didn’t have water… In an interesting turn of events, Klal Yisrael [the Jewish Nation] went and accepted Shabbat and parah adumah [the law of the red heifer used for purification]– taking mitzvot upon themselves without…preparing themselves… How could they do that? How could they accept additional mitzvot upon themselves without hachanah [preparation]?

The answer is simple: because mitzvot are our “water,”  our air.

At Mount Sinai, when Klal Yisrael said, “Na’aseh venishma,” there was…preparation. So strong and effective was the hachanah, that the…people changed into…a new type of creation, proving that in order to change ourselves, we need to really work on ourselves. Only then will we become beneh Torah.

So yes, the Torah is our yerushah, our inheritance. But if we want to genuinely change ourselves, we need to work hard and to accept upon ourselves the yoke of Torah. We need the siyum, and we need the hachanah of Torah.

At the end of the speech, Rav Dovid asked the crowd a number of questions in French:

“Do you accept the yoke of Heaven upon you?”

“Yes!” the crowd unanimously and emphatically replied.

“Are you ready to learn Gemara every day?”

“Yes!”

“Do you think that our survival as a nation comes from the fact that we kept the Torah for so long?”

“Yes!!”

With this raucous, modern-day pronouncement of “Na’aseh venishma,” Rav Dovid concluded his speech.

Ashrechem Talmideh Hachamim!!!

Then came the emotional moment everyone had been waiting for – the siyum, the completion of the Talmud.

Rav Michoel Smerzla of Strasborg was honored with the reading of the final words of Talmud Bavli.

He began by reflecting, “Today we are finishing Shas, but the main thing is that we are starting again from the beginning.” Rav Smerzla expressed his fervent hope that the next Siyum HaShas would take place in the rebuilt city of Jerusalem.

The completion of the Talmud was followed by Rav Yitzchok Levy’s recitation of kaddish. The orchestra began playing, and the crowd erupted in exuberant dancing throughout the hall. The Jews of France joined hands and sang together on top of their lungs, “Ashreichem talmidei hachamim – How fortunate you are, O Torah scholars!” The mood was ecstatic. The Jewish community of France had just crossed the finish line. The Torah sages on the stage held hands and danced in their places. It felt as though SImhat Torah had descended upon the hall in the middle of the winter.

Finally, the crowd returned to their seats, and Rav Rafael Abuchatzeira was introduced to speak. He explained how we draw close to Gd through our study of His sacred Torah:

There is nothing more special in heaven than someone who sits and learns Torah. We all know about Mount Sinai and how we were chosen to receive the Torah. Moshe went up to the heavens, and the angels asked him what he was doing there. He explained that he had come to take the Torah, and that whoever possesses the Torah is in control of this world and the spiritual world above.

…We were given the Torah by Hashem – and since we so desired to draw close to the Shechinah [divine presence], the Shechinah wanted the same.

When a person learns Torah, the Shechinah learns…opposite him. It doesn’t say this about any other mitzvah – only when it comes to learning Torah. This shows us the importance of Torah learning in the eyes of Hashem.

Rav Mordechai Rottenberg was then honored with reading the opening words of the first tractate of the Talmud – Masechet Berachot. When he finished speaking, Rav Chamu recited “Shema Yisrael,” followed by the pronouncement, “Hashem Melech,” and finally, the prayer “Ana Hashem Hoshea Na.” All were repeated by the crowd.

The unforgettable event ended with more singing and dancing. Nobody wanted it to stop. Not the people who had come to spend time in the company of their Torah leaders, and not even the band or the singers who had come all the way from Israel to electrify the crowd. Ironically, they had come to inspire, but they left inspired themselves.

It was a truly uplifting afternoon and evening, a memory that I know will remain with me throughout the rest of my life, and one which, with little doubt, will have a profound impact upon French Jewry for years to come.

Between Carpools – All in a 9×13. No Bowl, No Mess, Barely Any Time.

On Between Carpools, our most popular recipes are those in the 9×13 series. What’s not to love about dishes that takes minutes to prep and entail no cleanup? These Oatmeal Squares launched our 9×13 series two years ago and these Lotus Blondies are the latest recipe to go viral.

No-Mixer-No-Bowl Oatmeal Squares

2 cups oats

1 cup whole wheat flour

½ cup sugar

½ cup brown sugar

½ teaspoon salt

½ teaspoon baking soda

½ cup chocolate chips

1 tablespoon vanilla sugar or 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 eggs

½ cup oil

  1. Preheat oven to 350ºF.
  2. In a bowl, or directly in a greased 9- x 13-inch baking pan, mix dry ingredients first with a fork, then mix in the 2 wet ingredients.
  3. Bake for 25 minutes. Cut into squares while warm. Let cool and separate.

Lotus Blondies

½ cup oil

2 eggs

2 teaspoons vanilla

1 cup Lotus spread

1 ½ cups brown sugar

1 ⅓ cups flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

  1. Preheat oven to 350⁰F. Grease a 9 x 13-inch baking pan.
  2. Begin by adding wet ingredients to your baking pan. It’s easier to mix the Lotus spread if you microwave it for a few seconds first.
  3. Add dry ingredients to your baking dish. Mix to combine and spread evenly.
  4. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until middle isn’t jiggly (they will harden as they cool so you don’t need to bake until completely firm unless you like them really crispy). Let cool before slicing into bars. These freeze really well.

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The Lighter Side – January 2020

A Better Beggar

Mustafa and Hassan, two immigrants from the Middle East living in Manhattan, both decided to try making money by panhandling on the streets of New York. But after a month of begging, Mustafa was only successful at collecting about $5 to $10 a day, while Hassan would regularly come home with a suitcase full of $100 bills.

Finally, one day Mustafa asked Hassan “How do you always bring home so much money, while I can barely scrape together a few dollars?”

“Tell me,” Hassan replied, “what does your sign say?”

Mustafa read his sign: “I have no work, a wife, and six kids.”

“No wonder you only get a few dollars a day!” Hassan said.

“Why, what’s wrong with my sign?” Mustafa asked.

Hassan showed him what was written on his sign: “Need only $50 more to get back to Iran.”

T. M.

Family Money

Shirley Feldman’s preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller’s window, Shirley lamented to a middle-aged man behind her, “My children are in their 20s, and I’m still giving them money. When does it end?”

“I’m not sure I’m the one to ask,” the man said while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand, “I’m here to deposit a check from my mother.”

Barbra G.

Just Teething

Rivka was holding her little baby, Yitzy, while talking to her mother. “I haven’t slept in three days,” Rivka complained. “Yitzy is teething and he’s up all night crying.”

“Why don’t you just rub a thimble-full of brandy on his gums? That will numb them up and put him right to sleep.” answered the new grandma.

“I can’t give my baby alcohol! Who knows what that will do to him.?”

“Yitzy will be fine, I guarantee it!” said the grandma.

“How can you guarantee something like that?” asked Rivka.

“Because I did it to you every night and you turned out OK!”

Lori Z.

Defective Diagnoses

At an international medical conference, an American, a Frenchman, and a Saudi Arabian were discussing the shortcomings of modern medicine. The American said, “It’s really frustrating sometimes. We treat patients for arthritis, and then we find signs of joint disease.”

“I know what you mean,” said the Frenchman. “We treat them for yellow fever and find out later that they have malaria.”

“We don’t have that problem in our country,” said the Saudi Arabian doctor. “When we treat patients for a disease, they always die of that very same disease.”

Yaakov R.

Sharing the Catch

A matchmaker needed to find eligible young men for two different girls. Traveling to the neighboring village, he was only able to find one suitable boy – and the mothers of both girls wanted him for their daughters. Unable to deal with the bickering, the matchmaker took them to the rabbi for arbitration.

The rabbi listened to the whole story, and finally said, “This is a very difficult situation. Who is truly destined to marry this young man? I will borrow the wisdom of King Solomon to answer this question. Just as King Solomon said to cut the disputed baby in half, I say to cut the young man in half and share him.”

At first everyone was silent, as no one believed the rabbi was serious. But then, one mother exclaimed, “Okay, so cut him!”

The rabbi immediately stood up, pointed to her and said, “Aha! That’s the real mother-in-law!”

Alice N.

Aches and Pains

At the Beth Israel nursing home in Boca Raton Florida a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said Applebaum.

“I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied Shiffman.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said Markewitz, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” Himmlefarb contributed.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced Goldberg as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence.

“Well, it’s not that bad,” said Rosenbloom cheerfully. “Thank Gd we can all still drive.”

Robert C.

The Angel’s Cake

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic cake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained painted on his face.

“This is a very special cake,” he explained. “I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, Gd, if you want me to have one of those delicious cakes, let me find a parking place directly in front of the bakery.’”

“And sure enough,” he continued, “by the eighth time around the block, there it was!”

Michael L.

Older and Wiser

Our rabbi announced that admission to a shul social event would be $6 per person. “However,” he added, “if you’re over 65, the price will be only $5.50.”

From the back of the congregation, a woman’s voice rang out, “Do you really think I’d give up that information for only 50 cents?”

Irene D.

Lost in Emotion

Our nephew was getting married to a doctor’s daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, “I’m sorry. I can’t seem to make out what I’ve written down.” Looking out into the audience, he asked, “Is there a pharmacist in the house?”

Ezra S.

Worshipping in the Digital Age

A young man walked in to shul and, instead of heading for the bookshelves to take a siddur, he just took out his iPhone and began praying. An older person, apparently not too tech savvy, approached and asked him what he was doing.

“I downloaded all the prayers on to my phone,” the young man responded, “so I can read it directly from here instead of from a siddur.”

“Well in that case, why are you saying it?” the older person asked. “Just highlight the text and press ‘Send’…”

Terry M.