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Renewal – Saving 1,000 Lives, One Kidney at a Time

Mozelle Forman

Every milestone – a birthday, anniversary, graduation, or a siyum – recognizes an achievement or goal accomplished.  We celebrate with parties, lots of food, and surrounding ourselves with our loved ones.  Renewal, the world-renowned organization responsible for facilitating life-saving kidney transplants, is celebrating a milestone – their 1,000th kidney transplant.  And they are celebrating in style with a brand-new state-of-the-art virtual laboratory housed in their new building in Brooklyn, New York. 

 

On April 28, 2023, the ribbon was cut and the doors opened to the Renewal Aronow-Zupnick International Headquarters, generously donated by Marshall Aronow in honor of his father, Joe Aronow and his father’s gracious kidney donor, Leah Zupnick.  Mr. Aronow expressed his immense gratitude to Renewal for making the match that gave his father a new lease on life.  Located at 4721 New Utrecht Avenue in Brooklyn, the building will be the strategic command center where the logistics of making matches between patients and donors takes place.   Mendy Reiner, founder and chairman of Renewal, addressed the audience with gratitude to the “angel visionary donors” and to David Bawabeh for his encouragement in purchasing the Renewal building.  “Renewal would not be here without you.  When I was first introduced to the Sephardic community, we were a small, struggling organization.  And I was told that the community would give us money but wouldn’t give us kidneys.  But that is not true or possible.  It is within our DNA to help.   

 

“Membership in Am Yisrael is priceless.  We give from ourselves, to save another and, yes, the community has given kidneys, they have given life.  We are standing in this conference room where lives are saved because of your generous support.” 

 

Renewal’s Humble Beginning 

 

Usually, great organizations begins with one gesture of kindness and grow exponentially with the support and guidance of many.  In 2006, Mendy Reiner was made aware that there was a man in his community, a father of four, who needed a kidney transplant. Mendy wanted to help him.   

 

On the advice of his wife, Mendy put out an advertisement looking for a donor.  He received 30 phone calls from people willing to become kidney donors and one of them turned out to be a match.  Now Mendy knew of 29 potential kidney donors, so he put out a new advertisement looking for patients in need of a kidney transplant.  And just like that, Renewal was born.  For the first few years, the organization was responsible for connecting one to two donors with recipients, and Mendy Reiner was extremely pleased.  Little by little the numbers increased.  Today, Renewal is responsible for 60 percent of all altruistic kidney transplants in New York, and with the formation of Renewal National the organization has created relationships with many major transplant centers across the nation. In addition, Renewal National sponsors awareness events, to educate the public about kidney donation and sponsors swabbing events for potential donors across the United States.  All these efforts facilitate helping more patients and meeting them where they are.  

 

The Syrian Community Joins In 

 

In 2014, AJ Gindi joined the Renewal team as Community Advocate and introduced the organization to the Syrian community.  In true form, community members immediately became involved in supporting the organization, both financially and by agreeing to be swabbed as potential donors for other community members in need of a kidney.  The Renewal database continues to grow, as the organization hosts “swab parties” where friends and family gather to be tested to determine if they can be a donor for a loved one.  Those attending who are not a match for the intended recipient are asked, with no pressure, if they would consent to becoming part of the Renewal registry. Many have later become donors for others in need. With over 1,500 participants, Renewal has the largest database of potential altruistic (living) kidney donors in the world.   

 

In January 2022, AJ was approached by community members, Stanley H. Chera and Joseph Haddad who asked him, “What can we do to help you save more lives?  There’s so much more to be done.  What can we do?”  Their passion for the organization and their sincere desire to help the organization grow inspired AJ.  He consulted with Menachem Friedman, Renewal National Director, who had been doing crossmatch testing for over a decade. He responded that if the organization had its own lab the process of matching donors to recipients could be accelerated.  AJ brought this information to Mr. Chera and Mr. Haddad explaining the multi-faceted and time-consuming science of finding and matching a kidney donor. Mr. Chera and Mr. Haddad immediately pledged their support for a new lab and committed to getting donations from others as well.   

 

State-of-the-Art Laboratory 

 

With the financial backing and support of the community, Renewal set out to create its very own state-of-the-art laboratory.  As an organization well known and connected in the transplant world, Renewal knew exactly who they would need to help them succeed in their project – Dr. Massimo Mangiola, Clinical Associate Professor at the NYU Transplant Institute at NYU Langone and Medical Board Member at the National Kidney Registry. With over 20 years’ experience in transplant medicine, and considered to be the top immunologist in the country, Dr. Mangiola was the perfect partner needed to actualize the plan. 

Dr. Mangiola suggested that rather than open a standard lab, which all institutions engaged in kidney transplants already possessed, the organization should, instead, consider creating a virtual laboratory that would use a highly developed computer algorithm to analyze the swab material, identifying all the data into usable, practical information to make the best possible match. However, that software did not exist – yet. Renewal would have to find and hire professional programmers to work with Dr. Mangiola to create the software that would analyze data faster and smarter.  After a year of designing, consulting, and toiling, the team succeeded. 

Grand Opening  

 

At the grand opening of the Renewal Aronow-Zupnick International Headquarters building in April, Dr. Mangiola addressed the audience of supporters and their families and thanked them for their generosity and foresight in creating the world’s first virtual lab of its kind.  “It is a privilege to work with you and be part of a team that gives patients another chance at life.  It is important to me that you understand what you have done here with this program.  This is not just simply matching [donor and recipient], it is matching to a level of probability that nobody else can provide out there.” He then shared a PowerPoint presentation of the intricate, complex biological explanation of how the matching takes place.  The virtual lab uses the state-of-the-art, high-resolution software that examines hundreds of variables and crossmatches data from both donor and recipient. It utilizes DNA sequencing analysis to find more precise molecular matches. This reduces the probability of rejection, enables patients to safely reduce immunosuppressive medication, and increases the longevity of the transplanted kidney.   

Although the biology was lost on most of the audience, Dr. Mangiola made it clear that finding matches is like trying to find a needle in a haystack and that Renewal’s program is making miracles in the kidney transplant world, looking deep into the genetic material, and finding matches they were never able to find before.  Dr. Mangiola continues to work with the Renewal staff, once a week consulting, overseeing, and reviewing to ensure the best, most compatible matches are found. 

 

“Patient Zero”

While new buildings and virtual labs are cause for tribute, the real celebration is in the transplant success stories of which there have been almost 1,000.  The story that was on everyone’s minds at the open house was that of “patient zero,” the first patient matched using the technology of the virtual lab.

Idie Lieber needed a new kidney. The transplanted kidney, which her friend graciously donated 23 years before (an unprecedented amount of time for a transplanted kidney to survive), was failing.  Her children, who were swabbed and found to be matches 23 years before but deemed to be too young to donate, were no longer compatible donors, as her body had built up so many antibodies to the existing kidney.  Her daughter, Shani, had for years reassured Mrs. Lieber, “Don’t worry, Mom. I’ve got your kidney right here.  I’m just keeping it safe for you.”  Shani was distraught when the news came that she was no longer a match for her mother.  Mrs. Lieber reached out to Renewal, whose staff immediately began searching through their database for a match.  After further researching, they discovered that Mrs. Lieber’s chance of finding another kidney was only about one percent, even if they searched worldwide.  Moshe Gerwitz, Executive Director of Renewal, describes how, “Our hearts sunk when after extensive searching we could not find a single match.”  But before the Renewal staff gave the heartbreaking news to Mrs. Lieber, they decided to “try out” the program that Dr. Mangiola was developing, inputting all the data manually, to see if they could find a match for her.  And they did! Dr. Mangiola described this as “nothing short of a miracle.”

In Mrs. Lieber’s words, “My first transplant experience, before Renewal existed, was frightening and lonely.  There was no one to hold my hand during the grueling process.  But as soon as I contacted Renewal, I felt support and connection.  Mendy Reiner said to me, ‘I don’t want you to worry. I don’t want you to stress.  I am going to worry for you.’  Renewal never gave up on their promise to find me a kidney and I became the first recipient of Dr. Mangiola’s brilliant work.” 

Mrs. Lieber’s successful transplant is not the end of the story.  “My daughter Shani felt her kidney did not really belong to her, as she had pledged it to me 23 years before.  She contacted Renewal and in March donated her kidney to a 74-year-old man who is doing wonderfully well.” 

 

Mr. Raymond Ashkenazi’s Story

Raymond Ashkenazi, who at the age of 82 was told he would need kidney dialysis for the rest of his life, was another one of the almost 1,000 Renewal success stories. Sharon, his wife, tells of their first encounter with Renewal.  “From the very beginning, AJ and the whole Renewal family were so positive and reassuring that we felt so secure.  We thought his age would be a factor but the surgeon reassured us that he would never consider doing the transplant if he didn’t believe it would be successful.  They gave us all the information we needed and stayed with us every step of the way.  AJ even got to the hospital before us on the day of the surgery and never left us.  We are truly a part of the Renewal family and couldn’t be more grateful to them and to Ikey Rudy [Mr. Ashkenazi’s kidney donor], for his generosity – an amazing young man.”   Ikey Rudy sees his role as a no-brainer.  “I was best friends with Raymond’s grandson. I grew up in their home calling Raymond ‘Jido’ and Sharon ‘Grandma.’  As a teenager in high school, I went to a swabbing event with my friends never thinking that I would actually donate a kidney.  When I heard that Raymond needed a kidney, I didn’t think twice – if I matched, I was going to be the one.  If I could add an extra day, a week, a year to his life, I wanted to do it.”  As for Mr. Ashkenazi, he was not told who his donor was because Sharon believed her husband is the type to say, “I don’t want it.  You keep it.”  And indeed, when the two met after the surgery and Mr. Ashkenazi saw his donor was Ikey, he just cried and blessed him. 

 

On the day of Mr. Ashkenazi’s surgery, two other kidney transplants facilitated by Renewal were taking place in London and South Africa, and on the day of the ribbon cutting of the new building, three transplants took place.  The altruism, the hesed, and the selflessness of each and every donor gives hope and the promise of a quality of life that patients with renal failure never dreamed of.  And none of those transplants would have been possible without Renewal.  As one donor has expressed, Renewal has made kidney donation something “normal.”  The care, empathy, guidance, encouragement, and support they give to both donors and recipients make the transplant process a relatively seamless and very rewarding event, as one person selflessly gives another a new life.   

Join the Effort

Renewal’s services would not be possible without the generous support of its donors – including those who donate their kidneys and those who donate financially.  To join the Renewal family and support their lifesaving work please contact Renewal at 718.431.9831 or info@renewal.org and visit their website at www.renewal.org.

Being Humble

The Tomer Devorah (second chapter) writes that the quality of humility is the key to all good middot. Humility is the crown jewel and glory of a Jew. It is a delight being in the presence of a humble person, because, as the pasuk (Mishlei 3:34) says, “Hashem bestows a special element of grace and charm upon those who are modest.”

How does a person acquire this priceless character trait? The answer is provided by the following pasuk in Yirmiyah (9:22):

“The wise man shall not pride himself for his wisdom; the mighty one shall not pride himself for his might; the wealthy man shall not pride himself for his wealth.”

A person should not pride himself for his wisdom, because as the pasuk (Mishlei 2:6) states, “For it is Hashem Who grants wisdom.” One should not be arrogant on account of his strength, because – Hashem gives people strength (I Divrei HaYamim 29:11). A person should not feel proud about his wealth, because – it is Hashem Who grants wealth, and He makes one poor and one rich. All wealth in the world belongs to Hashem, and not to the human “owner.”

Everything we have is a gift from Hashem, and the more we acknowledge this fact, the humbler we will be.

Nobody embodied this quality more than David HaMelech, who described himself as ‘a nursing baby’ (Tehillim 131:2).  A baby receives everything from his mother: his food, his clothing, all his needs. An infant cannot even put food in his mouth by himself. David says that despite everything he had – his powerful army, his wisdom, his wealth – he achieved nothing on his own. Like a newborn baby, he received everything from Hashem. It was Hashem Who granted him the wisdom to become the head of the Sanhedrin, and it was Hashem Who made him the king and granted him wealth for the purpose of helping others.

In that same chapter (Tehillim 131:1), David says about himself, “Hashem, my heart was not haughty.” The Sages explain this as referring to the time when David was anointed king.  For 28 years, he was scorned. He was not even allowed to sit at the same table with his brothers because of his questionable lineage. He was sent out with the sheep into the pastures, in the expectation that he would be devoured by a wild animal. And when the prophet Shmuel arrived with Hashem’s instructions to anoint one of Yishai’s sons as king, the family did not even bother to call David to attend. It was only after Shmuel met all the brothers and said that none of them was chosen as king, that Shmuel asked if there were any other brothers, and David was brought. David had been hounded and rejected for all those years, and now, at this moment, Shmuel took his flask of oil and anointed him king over Israel, proclaiming “This is the one.”  We could imagine the thoughts passing through a person’s mind in that situation, upon being lifted from the dust, and yet David testifies about himself – he felt not even one ounce of pride or arrogance.

David continues and declares, “my eyes were not lifted high.” Chazal teach us that this was said in reference to David’s triumph over Goliath, the enemy who had been tormenting and intimidating the Jews and whom David killed singlehandedly. Let us imagine the scene: the people saw their greatest enemy and threat killed, and they burst out in song and dance, praising their hero, David. And yet, David did not feel any pride or arrogance. He thought to himself, I did nothing; it was all Hashem.

The more credit we give Hashem for everything we have and everything we accomplish, the more humble we will become. The Shelah HaKodesh writes that if a person is humble, then his prayers are accepted, his sins are forgiven, he is privileged to sit in the presence of Hashem, and he is blessed with Torah knowledge and wisdom. Our Sages also teach that those who are humble will be given the privilege of serving as the escorts of Mashiah, may he come speedily and in our days

Visit Leads to Family Reunion and a Shidduch

Pnina Souid 

Every week Mitzvah Man volunteers head out on erev Shabbat to visit the homebound, many of whom are Holocaust survivors. Volunteers are told where to pick up flowers nearby to bring with them in honor of Shabbat. 

The Mitzvah Man received the following text from one of these volunteers. 

I must tell you this story that happened to me. Every week the Mitzvah Man texts the volunteers asking whether anyone is interested in visiting a homebound senior on erev Shabbat, to visit them with flowers. I answered the text and was given the name and address of the person to visit and the address of the place to pick up the flowers. 

I was surprised to see that the name was that of my Aunt Celia, whom I had not seen in seven years! Of course, I was so excited to see her and saw the Hand of Hashem, acting through the Mitzvah Man organization. 

However, there was more in store for me than I could have dreamed! 

I went that erev Shabbat, flowers in hand, to my aunt’s house. Was she ever surprised to see me! Sitting in the living room was another Mitzvah Man volunteer, a young man named Abe, who also came to visit my Aunt Celia. Abe and I started a conversation and discovered that we had much in common. 

Much to my Aunt Celia’s pleasure, I continued to visit her weekly. Abe and I also started to visit other homebound seniors together. 

We started dating. It has been two years since our first meeting at my Aunt Celia’s house and our wedding date is coming up very soon. 

The Mitzvah Man organization under Hashem’s Guidance orchestrated it all! 

The hesed I did as a Mitzvah Man volunteer led to my reunion with Aunt Celia and to meeting my future husband as well! 

Thank you, Mitzvah Man, for giving me the opportunity to do hesed and have a special merit! 

Anyone Can Make a Difference

Michele Shrem 

 

 

Rabbi Yisrael Abisror is a living example of the adage, “Anyone can make a difference.” Rabbi Abisror grew up in Deal, New Jersey, moved to Aventura, Florida, and then moved his family to Orlando, Florida in order to direct the Orlando branch of YEHUDI. The organization is housed  at the University of Central Florida and focuses on outreach to the university’s 6,000 Jewish students and local young professionals.  

 

YEHUDI Makes a Difference  

YEHUDI encourages students to participate in learning programs, and those who attend regularly are eligible to participate in trips to Israel and/or other destinations, such as Morocco.  

“We have been blessed to open our home to so many students over the years. We recently did a count and realized we host approximately 2,000 students for Shabbat meals a year,” said Rabbi Abisror. Many of these students previously did not even know about Shabbat.  

“We have minyanim during the week and on Shabbat, kosher food nearby, and an almost complete eruv. The community even incentivizes young couples to come to live in the area. They receive a stipend of $1,000 a month for two years. The houses are large and affordable, and you can raise a family in a beautiful environment without the pressure of keeping up with others,” said Rabbi Abisror.  

Daily Giving 

Rabbi Abisror also serves as the Vice President of Daily Giving, a platform that allows individuals to automate their charitable giving by signing up to give as little as one dollar a day. To date, $10 million has been donated to more than 80 organizations. “This only happened with the help of over 14,000 ‘Daily Givers’ who are making a small difference go a very long way,” said Rabbi Abisror. 

Political Advances – School Vouchers 

Rabbi Abisror is also working to build up a small community nearby in Northeast Orlando. He has worked hard to impact the local community through his  involvement in local politics. He gave the opening invocation to the Florida House of Representatives, invited by Representative Fred Hawkins, through his legislative aide, Ben Rembaum, an alumni of the University of Central Florida. 

Rabbi Abisror recently worked with the OU Teach Coalition organization to lobby for subsidized tuitions for Jewish students from kindergarten through twelfth grade. 

In March of this year, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill to establish a statewide voucher program in which every child will be eligible to receive nearly $8,000 toward schooling, tutoring or other education-related expenses. This is an incredible achievement and significantly helps parents of parochial school children to afford the high tuition costs. Now many more Jewish parents will be able to afford to provide their children with a strong Jewish education.  This bill would not have been passed without many individuals personally taking a stand. 

Get Involved to Make a Difference 

A person does not need to have great wealth or influence to make a difference in the world. It is important lesson for us all to recognize that anyone, even a seemingly “regular ordinary person,” can make a difference, too.  

 

“Around the world we need to focus on our young people who can make a difference by inspiring them and giving them the tools. The most important thing is to get involved and find a way to take responsibility for the Jewish people,” said Rabbi Abisror.  

 

To find out more about YEHUDI, please visit www.YEHUDI.today. To find out more about Daily Giving, please visit www.dailygiving.org.  

Getting Used to Economy Class

Yissachar is like a donkey with strong bones, who rests between the boundaries. He sees that tranquility is good, and he tilts his shoulder to carry the load (Bereishis 49:14-15). 

 

Yissachar is the tribe that is sovel, who carries, the load of Torah. But what does that have to do with peace and tranquility? If someone wants peace and tranquility, we wouldn’t expect them to carry a load, but to sit down and relax.  

Rav Yerucham Levovitz (Daas Torah vol. I, p. 280) tells us otherwise. Though we are led to believe that menuchah comes from giving the body rest, it’s the exact opposite. If our serenity derives from physical contentment and fulfillment and having every need met, that’s the source of all confusion, the opposite of menuchah. If we are only accustomed to serenity under specific conditions, and we need to have all those conditions met to attain that serenity, then when those conditions are lacking, we’re going to be thrown out of whack.   

When we get used to any luxury, it quickly becomes a necessity. This is known as the law of diminishing returns. A brand-new luxury car provides a wonderful feeling of pleasure and excitement when first driven. A week goes by, and that excitement begins to diminish. In a month’s time, it no longer feels luxurious. A few weeks later, the driver begins to think about the lease expiring in about three years, and his mind veers to the various makes and models even more luxurious.    

This can also apply to air travel. If we are accustomed to flying only business class, we are going to be miserable when business class is booked and we are “demoted” to coach.  

If we wish to train ourselves to enjoy flying, we are best off sitting in economy class.  

Feeding our wants is like attempting to extinguish a fire with oil. Yes, for a moment, the fire will go down, but soon enough it will flare up even more fiercely. This can also be compared to quenching one’s thirst with salt water. For a moment the thirst recedes, but in time we find ourselves even thirstier. 

 So what do we do?  

Rav Yerucham gives another illustration. How is a soldier trained? Not in air-conditioned hotels with lavish meals and days spent lounging on beach chairs. Navy SEALs, for instance, undergo rigorous training under brutal conditions, with minimal nourishment and sleep, and absolutely no pleasures or extras.  Yet after completing their formal training, they are equipped to endure the physical and mental challenges of any mission with a clear mind.  

This, continues Rav Yerucham, is the meaning of the pasuk cited above. Yissachar saw the true meaning of menuchah and said to himself, “If I want menuchah, I must be sovel; I must be able to tolerate difficult situations.” 

In today’s world, Rav Yerucham laments, we are so fragile. If a groom is missing a small item (nowadays something along the lines of cuff links), he falls apart. We can’t handle when every little detail isn’t exactly the way we like. We think that we’re making ourselves stronger and better by putting recessed heat in the bathroom tiles, so that when we go into the bathtub, our toes won’t be cold! 

This fragility goes beyond our inability to handle insults and affronts. We have difficulty tolerating even a bit of pain. If we think we may possibly be coming down with a mild headache, we immediately pop some ibuprofen or acetaminophen.   At the end of the day, our inability to tolerate any inconvenience or discomfort causes a lack of peace of mind, not the peace of mind one would expect.  

 

TAKEAWAY  

The next time you are faced with a minor inconvenience, such as sitting in traffic, don’t fix it. Don’t change lanes. Remain in your lane, despite the crawling traffic, and tolerate it, accept it, and live with the situation.  

Learn to “fly economy class.”  

Once Upon a Thyme – Sushi Pie

I love using my kitchen gadgets for more than one purpose. Peelers can be used for peeling vegetables, and to slice thin slices of cheese too. Pasta strainers can be used to separate herbs from their stems by pulling their stem through the holes. Think your springform pan is just for cheesecake? Think again! This Sushi Pie uses your springform pan to create a beautifully layered dish that is sure to amaze your guests. You can swap tuna steak for surimi seafood sticks or salmon filets.  

 

2 cups arborio or sushi rice 

¼ cup rice vinegar 

4 tsp sugar 

2 lbs. tuna steak 

Salt and pepper, to taste 

1 cup shredded carrots 

2 cucumbers, spiralized or sliced into super thin strips 

1 ripe avocado, thinly sliced 

½ cup crispy fried onions  

1 bunch chopped scallions 

1 cup sweet sauce 

Sriracha (optional) 

Spicy mayo (optional) 

½ cup white and black sesame seeds 

 

 

  1. Cook rice according to instructions. While the rice is cooking, heat the vinegar, sugar, and 1 tsp of salt in a separate pot and whisk until the sugar has dissolved. When the rice is cooked, transfer it immediately to a large mixing bowl and drizzle it evenly with the sushi vinegar. 
  1. Pat tuna dry and then sprinkle salt and pepper on both sides. In a pan, sear each side for 3-5 minutes, or more for well done. Slice thin and set aside. 
  1. In a large springform pan, place half the cooked rice. Pat down with the back of a spoon to flatten. It’s imperative that each layer is compact to prevent movement when serving. 
  1. Arrange the tuna steak slices, cucumbers, carrots, half the crispy fried onions, and half the sweet sauce on top of the rice. 
  1.  Add the remaining rice, sandwiching the tuna and sliced carrots between the rice. Pat down firmly to create a smooth flat surface. 
  1. Place the avocado slices, crispy fried onions, and scallions on the last rice layer. Drizzle sweet sauce and then sprinkle with sesame seeds.  
  1. To serve, carefully remove the side of the springform pan. Serve immediately.  

 

Recipe, photo and styling by Adina Yaakov, Registered Dietitian Nutritionist. For more recipes follow @onceuponathyme__ on Instagram or www.OnceUponAThyme.com 

The Lighter Side – July 2023

Language

A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole.

The mother mouse puffed up her lungs and went, “Woof! Woof!” The cat turned tail and ran. With that, the mother quickly led her children back to safety in their hole.

When they were settled and breathing normally, Mother Mouse said to her children, “Now, what’s the lesson from that experience?”

“We don’t know,” the baby mice squeaked.

“It is this,” said Mother Mouse. “It’s always good to know a second language!”

 

Dorna Delrahim

Bagel Bargaining

Charlie put two bagels on the counter and asked, “How much for these bagels?”

“It’s two for a dollar,” replied the cashier.

Pointing to just one of them, Charlie asked, “How much for this one?”

“Sixty-five cents,” replied the cashier.

“Ok,” Charlie said, placing a quarter and two nickels on the counter. “I’ll take the other one, then…”

A Vexed Vet

After a long day spent visiting an endless array of horses and cows with sore legs, Mark the Veterinarian finally returned to the animal clinic.

He discovered a slow leak in one of his truck tires, and although he was exhausted, he mustered the strength to drive to the service station.

The mechanic knew immediately that he was dealing with a tired veterinarian after Mark carefully explained to him that his truck seemed to be lame in the right hind tire.

Yitzy D.

Fitness Survey

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. She noticed that for the question “To what do you attribute your fitness issues?” the woman wrote, “Horrendous eating habits.”

“What makes you say that?” my friend asked.

The woman replied, “I can’t spell atrocious.”

Frieda M.

Double Trouble

A man arrived at the hospital with two burned ears.

“How did this happen?”  the nurse asked.

“The phone rang while I was ironing my shirt,” he explained, “and I picked up the iron instead of the phone.”

“So how did you burn the other ear?”

“They called back.”

 

Sarah D.

Top Ten Observations on Growing Old

10. Going out is good, coming back home is better

9. When people say that you look “great,” they add, “for your age.”

8. Now you get discounts on everything… hotels, flights, and so on, but you’re too tired to use them.

7. You forget names, but it’s okay, because other people forgot that they ever knew you.

6. Your spouse is depending on you to remember things that you don’t remember.

5. You sleep better on a lounge chair than you do in bed. It’s called “pre-sleep.”

4. You miss the days when everything worked with just an on and off switch.

3. You go out to dinner but you go home by 9pm. Next week it will be 8:30pm.

2. You read 100 pages into a book before you realize that you’ve already read it.

  1. Being old is good in some ways: old songs, old photos, and, best of all, old friends!

 

Jack V. Grazi

Administering With Care

A nurse was making the rounds, giving out medication, checking blood pressure and temperature, and tending to the patients’ other needs. When she stopped at an elderly patient, she politely asked before checking his blood sugar, “Which finger should we use this time so that it won’t hurt too much?”

“Yours!”

Eddie C.

The Draft Interview

Robert was being drafted into the army. When it came his time to meet with the drafting officer, he was asked what his present work was.

“I work for Dr. Pepper.” Robert responded.

Little did Robert know that the next day he’d find himself placed in the Medical Corps.

M. Hazan

Sailor Sickness

Sailors have a well-deserved reputation for concocting excuses to get out of work detail. Once, an officer received a call from a sailor saying he was sick and there was no way he could leave the barracks.

“What’s wrong?” the lieutenant asked.

“I’m in a coma,” he responded.

Steven Shweky

Orange Juice

Somebody once saw a man staring at an orange juice bottle, so he approached to ask him what he was doing.

He answered, “It says, ‘concentrate.’”

 

S. Semah

Lights Off

When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside in order not to attract pesky insects.  Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use, Grandpa.  Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”

 

Eddie Gindi

When Turtles Fly

Deep within a forest, a little turtle lived together with a family of birds for many years. One day he began to climb a tree, in an attempt to fly. After tremendous effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

Shmuel Lalehfar

Short-Term Injury

A client filed a claim for short-term disability insurance benefits after injuring a knee. In order to process his claim, he was asked the obvious question, “And which knee is it?”

He replied, “Mine.”

Rachel A.

A Sure Cure

The local pharmacist was used to answering all sorts of questions. Once, a customer came in asking for a cure for hiccups. The pharmacist thought a good scare might do the trick, so he quickly reached across the counter and gave the customer a heavy slap on the back. Apparently, he slapped harder than he needed, as the customer lost his breath for a minute.

“Did that cure the hiccups?”

“I don’t know,” the customer replied. “I’ll have to check my wife, who’s waiting in the car. She has the hiccups.”

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Medical Confusion

While transcribing medical audiotapes, a colleague came upon the following garbled diagnosis: “This man has pholenfrometry.”

Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double checked with the doctor. After listening to the tape, he shook his head.

“This man,” he said, translating for her, “has fallen from a tree!”

Jack V. Grazi

Mabrouk – July 2023

 

Births – Baby Boy 

Mark & Paulette Yedid 

Yohay & Hanna Albo 

Morris & Frieda Brown 

Eddie & Ruthie Gindi 

 

Births – Baby Girl 

Ike & Hannah Levy 

Mr. & Mrs. Nechemia Katz 

Amir & Caryn Schacher 

 

Bar Mitzvahs 

Steven, son of Abdo and Cynthia Ades 

Mikey, son of Victor and Sharon Esses 

Raymond, son of Gaby and Raquel Habert 

 

Engagements 

Sam Cohen to Rebecca Daner 

Ezra Sutton to Marcelle Shammah 

Netanel Ovadiah to Rena Arking 

Alfonse Missry to Yvette Antebi 

Joshua Goot to Cheryl Shalom 

Nisso Ozer to Paulette Ashkenazie 

David Levy to Karen Matalon 

Jack Horowitz to Debra Greenstein 

Abe Cohen to Esther Chalouh 

Weddings 

Steven Srour to Victoria Cohen  

Reuven Semah to Stella Gindi 

Bert Chabot to Lizzie Nasar 

Sam Zalta to Joyce Mishan 

Riddles – July 2023

Riddle: Thankful Patron

Submitted by:  Irwin T.

It was an especially hot day and a man was walking in the desert. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced, ran to it, and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man’s head. The man replied with, “thank you.” Why did the man thank the waiter?

Last Month’s Riddle: Pet Peeve

 

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said, “Parrot repeats everything it hears.” Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

 

Solution: The parrot was deaf!

 

Solved by: Madeline Gabbai, The Blum Family, Morris Kabani, Solly Kabani, Bella S., Mordechai Sabbagh, David Dweck, Marielle Dushey, The Big Cheese, and Mayer Chemtob

 

Junior Riddle:  A Numbers Game

Submitted by: Molly  B.

There is a 3-digit number. The second digit is four times as big as the third digit, while the first digit is three less than the second digit. What is the number?

Last Month’s Junior Riddle: Strange Subtraction

 

How can you take 2 from 5 and be left with 4?

 

Solution: F  I V  E – Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you are left with IV – which is the Roman numeral for four!

 

Solved by: The Blum Family, Morris Kabani, Bella S., The Shmulster, Solly Kabani, Mayer Chemtob, Rachel Esses, and Big Mike.

Sefer Torah Dedication Ceremonies Honor Hacham Ovadia Yosef, ZT”L, and Rabbi Shlomo Korach

Avi Kumar 

In a beautiful display of granting kavod l’Torah, two celebrations in honor of the hachnasat sefer Torah of a magnificent  sefer Torah, dedicated in memory of Hacham Ovadia Yosef, zt”l, and Rabbi Shlomo Korah, occurred days apart in Brooklyn and Jerusalem. The sefer Torah, donated by the Syrian community, is housed in a stunning silver casing. It was written in Jerusalem and is permanently housed in Bnai Yosef Synagogue in Brooklyn, home to one of the largest Sephardic communities in the United States. The celebrations took place in Brooklyn on May 14th and in Jerusalem on May 18th.   

Both events were blessed with pleasant weather and featured delicious food, and plentiful drinks. The musical accompaniment lent an uplifting spirit to these special celebrations. Approximately 200 people participated in the dedication ceremony in Brooklyn, and  in Jerusalem.   

 

Memories of Hacham Ovadia, zt”l 

It was a special zechut for Israeli-born Rabbi Uziel Admoni, 44, to organize the events. In fact, he attended both events in person. He said, “I had a special relationship with both rabbis, and was personally ordained by Hacham Ovadia in 2010.” 

Admoni, a member of Bet Din Torah U’Mishpat, described Hacham Ovadia as “one of the greatest religious leaders we have had in our generation.” Hacham Ovadia Yosef was born in 1920 in Ottoman Iraq and moved to Israel at the age of four. He boldly made the halachic ruling that determined that Ethiopian Jews were to be considered halachically Jewish. This was critical to facilitating the aliya of many thousands of Jewish refugees from Ethiopia.  

Rabbi Elie Abadie, Senior Rabbi of the UAE, said, “Hacham Ovadia Yosef wanted to unify all of the Sephardim under one roof and tradition. And he eventually turned out to become the ultimate Sephardic leader of the last one hundred years, if not more!”  

“He returned the Sephardim’s pride and put them at the forefront of Israeli society, whether it be it in Torah scholarship or social and political advancement.” 

Hacham Ovadia was especially known for his special trademark – giving an affectionate smack/caress to the face of youngsters who he was fond of. Many of his followers warmly recall his affectionate pats. Hacham Ovadia visited the Bnai Yosef Synagogue whenever he visited the United States.  

Hacham Ovadia Yosef passed away in October of 2013. The sefer Torah dedications fell almost a decade since his passing.

Celebration in Jerusalem  

The gathering in Jerusalem was a memorable event, attended by  many rabbis, yeshiva students, members of the Knesset, and city officials, notably members of the Shas party.  

Noteworthy among the rabbis was Rabbi Shlomo Amar, former Chief Rabbi of Israel and the current Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem. Rabbi Amar was a talmid of Hacham Ovadia Yosef. Rabbi Amar wrote a letter in the sefer Torah and blessed the donors at both events, in New York and Jerusalem. 

 

A Special Symbol of Unity 

Rabbi Admoni commented, “Something notable was that the sefer Torah was donated to a shul that has many members and it ultimately represents unity. Both rabbis [who were honored with the writing of the sefer Torah] were very well-known public figures who spoke about the importance of this unity. And our relationship with both of them was based in Torah values and halacha.” 

A special feature of the new sefer Torah is its smaller size, which allows even the younger set to carry it comfortably. Dan Frija, a member of Bnai Yosef for over 20 years, said, “This stunning Torah was just the correct size for an average person to carry and it’s especially more convenient for teenagers who would have the privilege to handle it.” 

“You must see the look in children’s eyes when they’re allowed to carry a sefer Torah for the first time. So, having this particular Torah made ‘just the right size’ will go a long way!” Frija concluded, “It was a magnificent event! 

 

 

Rabbi Uziel Admoni 

Abe Shrem, son of the synagogue’s former cantor Gabriel A Shrem (1964-86), said, “Rabbi Admoni knows how to draw in students to study. He knows how to come down to their level and has a great sense of humor. No words can describe the love he has for his students and we are grateful for his work.” 

Shrem’s father tragically passed away in Israel while attending his grandson’s bar mitzvah. Shrem still has tremendous gratitude for Eddie Sitt, then the administrator of the synagogue, who organized for Shrem’s father to be buried at the Mount of Olives. 

Rabbi Admoni said, “Some communities have difficulty getting sifrei Torah and many here felt uplifted that they were able to contribute. 

Maybe one day those who were inspired by this sefer Torah dedication will be able to contribute themselves, enabling the passing on to the next generation the values that we have had for generations and hold so dear.  

“The Torah is one thing that unites all Jewish communities across the world. It is written in the same way with the same letters. Although we might drive different cars and live in different houses and in different countries, our Torah is what we all have in common.” 

Many praised Rabbi Admoni for his work, and voiced that Bnai Yosef is, indeed, privileged to house the new sefer Torah, which is so meaningful. May it serve to inspire all those who pass through Bnai Yosef’s doors.