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What color should you paint your front door?

Ever browse homes and pause at a home that has a stand-out front door? Perhaps it’s a fresh red or canary yellow. There’s a reason you paused – and it’s likely the seller hoped to catch your attention. 

Choosing a color to paint the front door may sound unimportant, but it can potentially boost – or reduce – the price of the offer you receive. (Who knew this could be so important?!) 

So which color may be the most likely to catch a buyer’s eye or prompt them to put in a higher bid? According to actual and prospective homebuyers, it’s slate blue. This color appeals to more buyers, meaning the home could sell for a higher price. I never did my own statistical research, but definitely the care one puts into their home gets noticed. 

When I go see a seller’s home, I take just 60 seconds to look at the exterior of the home. I look to see how solid the stairs are. I look to see how well the garden in the front is maintained. Is the fence painted? Is the doorknob of the front door half broken, and falling off? Does the furniture on the porch look presentable? I don’t mean luxurious. I only mean presentable. 

The exterior of the home gives a feeling that the sellers love living there and are interested in keeping it well maintained – or not. If you have broken garbage cans, consider upgrading them just for the sale. I really believe that the outside of someone’s house sets the tone. The outside reflects the value of the house, and the amount of care the sellers put into it. 

Many times, we sell houses upward of $2,000,000, even though the whole vibe of the house is one that reflects the owners not caring to properly maintain their home. Between me and you, even if the home was gut-renovated 20 years ago, I’m sure those sellers are not the type of people who maintain their home meticulously and fix every little thing that comes up. So, take a few minutes, and ask a friend or a neighbor or try to put your buyer’s glasses on. Look at the outside of your home, and make sure it looks presentable, and has a feeling of, “I live here, and maintain it well.” 

 

 

Highest Resale Price: Black 

If you’re looking for the best color to paint the front door for resale, seriously consider black. Yes, the starkest color also has the potential to nab a higher resale price for a home. If you were to paint your front door black, the right buyer could be willing to pay $6,449 over your home’s typical value. 

Not bad for such a minor change. 

But it’s risky. The color also could turn many buyers off. They may think a black front door feels too imposing or doesn’t give the overall property a positive feeling. 

But the payoff could be worth it if you’re willing to take the risk. 

Avoid Pale Pink  

To each their own with their preferences. But when it comes to selling your home, you may want to avoid certain front-door paint colors, which could possibly turn away prospective buyers. 

Yes, that could mean not painting your front door pale pink. 

Zillow’s study shows pale pink is off-putting to homebuyers, with some claiming this color  makes the home appear more “shabby looking.” 

More specifically, a pale pink front door received the lowest score from study participants and homes with pale pink front doors received offers of $6,516 less – a significant difference compared to prices for homes with slate blue or black doors. 

While your front door color may not seem significant, it is important to consider how your front door acts as a visual cue to prospective buyers. After all, you want to maximize your potential selling price. 

Of course, just because you chose the best front door color you are not guaranteed a high selling price. Numerous other cosmetic factors, including curb appeal, could skew a buyer’s perception of your home

United We Stand Takes Home Coveted M&S World Series Cup

Sam Sutton 

A collision course between the wild card team, Fire, captained by league veteran Ray Esses, and the second seed United We Stand, captained by captain extraordinaire Steven J Gindi, was set. The road to the championship was nothing short of breathtaking for each of these squads. 

Led by the resurgence of ace Max Yedid and young slugger David Buca Cohen, Fire was quietly putting together a magical run as they took on the top-seeded Diamond In The Rough and swept them in two gut wrenching extra inning affairs. 

As for United We Stand, in similar fashion they too advanced to the World Series, as both games vs. The Baby Bombers ended on the game’s last at bat. 

Heading into the series, starting pitcher of United We Stand, Ralph Hanan, was the only starting pitcher in the league’s 15-year history to win multiple championships with two. Max Yedid, who won in 2019, had a chance to tie. The “Hanan vs. Yedid Rivalry” stems back as far as the 2014 season. 

After the opening ceremonies, which featured the starting lineups, the ceremonial first pitch, which was thrown by league sponsor Charlie Zeitouni of Zeh Arak, and a National Anthem for the ages, in which co-commissioner Max Sutton sang his rendition accompanied by a world class firework show, the games were ready to begin. 

Game One 

As soon as this game started you could feel the tension in the air and both starting pitchers were dealing. A pitcher’s duel and some great defense had this game scoreless in the bottom of the third. Then Avi Shemueli, one of the steals of the draft, drove in the series’ first run to take a 1-0 lead. In the 4th, Ralph Hanan drove in a pair to give UWS a 3-0 lead. The way Hanan was pitching, it seemed as if that was all they needed. 

However, in the top of the 6th, Ike Mavorah drove in Fire’s first run. In the 7th inning, Fire sent up the tying run as Isaac Sasson hits a HUGE double to set up 2nd and 3rd after a walk, with nobody out for Yedid. Yedid promptly delivered a clutch 2-run base knock to tie it up in the 7th. It looked as if Fire was primed to take the lead, but UWS turned a huge double play to escape further damage. 

The game went to extra innings, and in the bottom of the 8th perennial slugger Yaakob Seruya delivered the heroics with a walk-off bullet down the left field line to take Game One of the best of 3 series.

Game Two 

United We Stand was now just one win away from taking home the elusive M&S Cup as the 2022 M&S Champions and Fire was staving off elimination. The game’s first run was driven in by Jackie Sutton, as he delivered a line drive to right in the top of the second inning. Jack Bibi followed by a sac fly to give UWS a 2-0 lead. However, in the bottom of the 2nd, Max Yedid tied up the game at two with a two-run single. 

In the third inning, rookie Saul Safdie broke the tie with an RBI of his own, followed by another RBI off the bat of Hannan to give UWS a two-run lead. That two-run cushion was short lived, as rookie Aaron Enok cut it to 4-3 with an RBI knock.

In the bottom of the 4th, rookie sensation Albert “Alco” Cohen took away an extra base hit and doubled off the runner with a diving effort to hold on to the lead. 

United We Stand’s Captain Wows Fans – RBI Double Extends Lead to 5-3

In the 6th, captain SJG came through with a huge RBI double to extend the lead to 5-3. The lead  could have and should have been larger, but Buca robbed Saul Safdieh of potentially a grand slam!

With Fire down to their last 3 outs in the 7th all seemed to be over when Ike Mavorah hit a harmless ground ball. However, UWS misplayed it, and incredibly the game was tied at five, sending the game into extra innings. 

In the top of the 8th inning, Alco came up with a huge RBI triple and the flood gates opened as USW took a commanding  10-5 lead.

This Fire team had their backs against the wall all season and showed grit and determination once again. Down to their final 3 outs, they rallied to make it 10-8 after a huge 2-run double by Buca. 

United We Stand Takes Home the 2022 Title

With the tying runs on, Fire sent up future Hall of Famer Ike Mavorah, but Hanan and UWS finally secured the series final out to take home the 2022 title. 

The World Series MVP was awarded to Yaakov Seruya. He was rewarded with a pair of tickets to an upcoming NY Rangers game, generously donated by league member Teddy Ishak.  

M&S would like to congratulate United We Stand on a tremendous season. M&S would also like to thank the sponsors for making the league possible: Zeh Arak and Yeshiva Mil Basin Academy.

Coming Soon

In the winter months, M&S hosts the M&SP’Ys – a night where we celebrate the award winners  of the previous season. 

To watch all league media please check out the YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/samjsutton and the league Instagram @MandS_Baseball.

The Case – !!Get Out

David rented a home from Steven for ten months, with the rental contract expiring on June 30, 2022. Although David was planning a trip overseas in early June, he nevertheless, as per his contractual obligation, sent Steven payment in full for the month of June. David moved all his belongings out of the house and returned the keys to Steven on June 7th, before he left for overseas with his family. While overseas, David immediately realized that he forgot to empty the vault in the master bedroom prior to his departure. He contacted his brother and gave him the code to the back door to enter and collect his valuables from the vault. Upon his brother’s entry to the home, he was confronted with an entire family living on the premises. The brother contacted Steven, the owner, and he arranged for the vault to be emptied and its contents returned. However, David was exasperated that Steven, without consent, rented out the home to another family before June 30. In Bet Din, David demanded of Steven that all proceeds from the new tenants are to be forwarded to him. David explained that since he rented and paid for the home until June 30, he is the rightful owner and is entitled to the earnings. Steven replied that as the owner he had the right to rent out the vacancy especially after David returned to him the keys. Furthermore, Steven explained that he rented his home for the summer at a high summer rate per month and he clearly had no intention of forwarding his earnings to David. David responded by threatening that either the summer tenants vacate the property until July 1, or all proceeds of the three-week term be paid to him.  

How should the Bet Din rule and why?

Torah Law 

According to the ruling of the Shulhan Aruch, a tenant that illegally sublets a property is not entitled to the additional profits earned. Since the tenant was not authorized to sublet the property, he is subsequently required to forward all proceeds above his cost of rent to the landlord. Depending on the contractual agreement, illegal subletting of a property can be viewed as a material breach of contract and is grounds for immediate eviction. Although in such instances a tenant is entitled to recoup his cost of rent, he is not the owner of the property and is subject to the above-mentioned consequences.  

As a rule, a landlord is restricted from renting out his property after already renting it to another party. If a landlord violates such a rule and rents out his property to two different tenants simultaneously, his actions are viewed a fraudulent. Consequently, he is to incur the cost of damage sustained to the tenants he wronged. 

An exception to this rule includes instances in which a tenant completely vacates a property. When a property is abandoned by a tenant, an owner maintains the legal right to protect his property and provide entry to new tenants. After all, a deserted, unattended property is subject to damage that otherwise would not occur if occupied. Examples of burst pipes, fires, leaks, and the like are common occurrences when a property is left vacant. Some of these damages are actually attributed to forces that enter a home that is desolate. 

In such an instance, in which a landlord chooses to rent out his property deserted by a tenant, numerous halachic authorities award him with any additional earnings as a result of the new tenancy. Hence, after the landlord reimburses his original tenant with the already paid rent, he is entitled to the additional earnings. Although some halachic authorities differ with such a distribution, in our case at hand, all halachic authorities will consent to awarding the landlord with the additional earnings.  

Since the tenant only had three weeks left on his lease, it stands to reason that he would have had a very difficult time subletting the home for only the last three weeks of the month of June. The landlord who rented out his property for an exorbitant sum was only able to do so because he rented out the property for three months, through the first week of September. Hence, upon appraisal of the tenant’s stake in the property for the balance of his contract, our Bet Din concluded that reimbursing him three week’s rent is sufficient. 

Additionally, even if the amount of reimbursement due to the tenant is a halachic dispute, an owner in possession of the collected funds can withhold from paying additional compensation. Since he is in possession of the money, the owner is entitled to rely on the halachic rulings that minimize the sum he is required to pay. 

Lastly, a Bet Din will accept the defense of a tenant claiming that he only returned the keys of a rented home due to his upcoming travel plans. Hence, in such instances, a tenant is entitled to the estimated value of his stake in the property until the termination of his lease. Returning the keys of a home is not an indication that one willingly forfeited his rights or claims.

Verdict: Let’s Be Reasonable 

Our Bet Din ruled that Steven, the landlord, is only required to reimburse David with the rent he prepaid for those three weeks. Any additional earnings generated from the summer rental rightfully belong to Steven. As mentioned in Torah law, once David vacated and emptied the property, Steven, the owner, maintained the legal right to sublet the home to new tenants. By contrast, David was restricted by contract to sublet the property for the duration of his rental term. It therefore stands to reason that the proceeds of the three-week rental belong to Steven. Nevertheless, Steven is required to reimburse David for the prorated rate of the rent he paid, in order to exercise his right to bring new tenants into the vacated home. After all, David rented the home until June 30. David’s claim that the new tenants are to “get out” was rejected by our Bet Din. Not only did Steven maintain the legal right to rent out the property, but the rental was also beneficial to David as well, as he recouped three weeks of prepaid rent. David was not returning from overseas before June 30; hence, he has no right to restrict entry.  

Additionally, David’s claim demanding all profit generated was rejected, since it was a baseless claim. David would have had a very difficult time subletting the home for only the last three weeks of June. Even if he succeeded in doing so, it was likely to be at a very reduced rate.  Hence, it is clearly sufficient to return to him his cost of rent as compensation.  Steven, on the other hand, as the owner, rented out the property through the first week of September, making him the rightful owner of the exorbitant summer rental income.

YOU BE THE JUDGE 

Take Me Home 

Harry and six of his friends borrowed Jack’s van to travel south of New York, to a town in South Carolina. When Jack gave the keys of the van to Harry, he was aware of his travel destination and of the other six travel companions. While in South Carolina, the van broke down and the group hired a mechanic to determine the cause of the car’s sudden failure. Upon hearing that the car was not easily repairable, but rather that the engine blew, Harry called Jack, who instructed him to tow the car back to New York. Harry paid for the cost of towing the van back to New York, a sum amounting to $1,750. Thereafter, Harry reached out to each of his six friends to collect $250 to cover the costs of towing. One of the friends was unwilling to participate, and suggested that Jack, the owner, was required to pay for the towing. The young man claimed that since the cause of damage was beyond their control, they are not liable for any of the costs incurred. The parties came before our Bet Din to resolve their dispute.  

Who is responsible to pay for a new engine, the cost of towing, and the fee for the mechanic who originally checked the car? Harry? The group of seven friends? Jack?  How should the Bet Din rule and why?

Rabbi Victor Harari’s Mission to Help Mainstream Special Kids

– Avi Kumar
In 1995, Rabbi Victor Harari and his wife Nili founded Nesach Yisrael, an institution that “gives children with learning disabilities a future.”  Rabbi Harari was born in Egypt and grew up Brooklyn. He is of Syrian Sephardic heritage. Harari, a community advocate and businessman in New York, made Aliyah in the 90s along with his wife Nili, who holds a PhD and is an educator by profession.

In an interview with Community Magazine, Rabbi Harari said, “We teach children with all kinds of disabilities and disorders so that they can go back into the regular school system without any stigma. What most people don’t realize is that you can feed a child, clothe a person, and provide them with various other things. But to teach them how to become independent, and do these same things on their own, now – that takes a very high level of charity to accomplish.”

A School Is Created

The Harari’s first opened up a childhood center over twenty years ago. Later, they were approached by many teachers and parents regarding children with a myriad of different disabilities, especially dyslexia, hyperactivity, and reading and learning difficulties. Rabbi Harari calls these challenges, “all the ABCs of life that these children struggle with.” He continues, “So, we asked a few rabbinical leaders for their blessings and guidance with this. Eventually, some of them suggested creating such a school and so we decided to do it.”

The 62-year-old rabbi explained, “Some of our students come from very decent backgrounds, good homes that are not dysfunctional, and have no serious ailments. It is just that they have some problem that they need help to overcome. As the years go by and they fall through the cracks of the system, they become mislabeled or misrepresented by the educational institution and then end up falling out of society. Our job here is to help them at an early age, so that when it is time to enter elementary or high school, they will be better settled and able to interact with others in society.”

Inspiration from Community Elders

“Growing up in the Sephardic community of New York was my inspiration to begin this venture. The elders in this community are the pioneers in helping. We believe in passion with compassion. When we see a child walk in through our doors we don’t discriminate. We don’t see a kid who is smart or not smart, rich or poor. Our goal is to help them with whatever challenges they and their family face in life – this is done with a lot of love!”

Working with Students and Families
“Our school does not function like a regular school.” said Nili. “We have 15 students per class, the teachers all have a BA. The assistants also have the necessary qualifications. We have on board a psychologist, speech therapist, behavioral therapist, and occupational therapists. We have special teachers for everything. Our job is to give them all the tools to upgrade their abilities.” She continued, “We ask the parents, ‘Which school do you want your child to go to?’  We then go to meetings with local principals and talk with them to see what they require. Think of it as an ‘in-between school’ that gives students a much-needed boost before they can go back to regular school.” 

Nesach Yisrael also places an emphasis on extracurricular activities. For example, during the holidays, they take their students to hospitals to give gifts to children or the elderly who are hospitalized. “And I hope, that when they grow up, they gain the maturity to do volunteer work and acts of kindness on their own. This is why we try to celebrate as many special occasions with the children and their families as we can,” explained Rabbi Harari.

Each child has a file, which includes notes on their learning abilities, “So even after they leave, if they fall between the cracks, we can help them once again.”

Today, Nesach Yisrael has around 100 students in total, ranging in age from 3-14 years, with the younger students attending class in the morning and older students in the afternoon, after “regular school” for their supplementary guidance. Many of them go back to “regular” school after getting the help they need! 
 

Individual Approach for Each Child 

“Every situation is different. So, we go deep into the home and sit down with the parents. Sometimes the whole family has difficulties, and it affects everyone. Some kids may need more attention than others,” said Nili. Some families have children with language difficulties because they have made Aliyah, and Nesach Yisrael is geared to assist them with that. One young boy had parents who were deaf, but he was not. So they had to assist both the child and his family to overcome the obstacles they faced. Baruch Hashem we were able to help this youngster to get on track.

There was another case where the parents said that the child was unable to grasp anything at all in school. Nili, realized after a short while that actually the boy had emotional issues stemming from self-consciousness due to acne. After a stint at Nesach Yisrael he returned to his regular school. His teacher was awestruck at how his performance simply shot up and his performance went through the roof! “He had an IQ of 120, he was a genius. He just had to get over certain things!” Nili exclaimed. There are so many similar happy and heartwarming stories here!  

The Goal – Prepare Students to Mainstream to Regular Schools
 

The goal at Nesach Yisrael is to be able to prepare the students for regular school. Staff members  are regularly in touch with the Board of Education. And the Board of Education staff often seek advice from the Nesach Yisrael program’s staff. In addition, Nili has been in communication with some of the children who have left Nesach Yisrael. She says that they have “moved on to different places in life – some are working, some are doing their higher education, others have children of their own now. We are like one big extended family. We help our students and their families when they are in great difficulty and they stay in touch,” she affirmed.

Now Nesach Yisrael includes three facilities in the Jerusalem vicinity. Rabbi Harari and his wife have a vision of reaching out and helping more children across Israel in the future. 

“The key secret is that we believe in all the children who come through our doors. And we want to make them believe in themselves. That is how they will become amazing, productive citizens and an integral part of the Jewish state.” Rabbi Harari said.

For more information, please contact Rabbi Victor Harari at: rabbivictorharari@gmail.com. 

Once Upon a Thyme – Yemenite soup with flanken

This Yemenite soup with flanken is the epitome of hearty. The buttery flanken, wholesome vegetables, and rich broth will keep you yearning for another bowl. The clear broth is achieved by cooking the cilantro in a removable mesh bag – which is key to getting picky eaters to try something new. Warm, filling, and nutritious, this soup is perfect as a first course on Sukkot, or during the week as a one pot dinner. 

Serves 8

 

3 tbsp oil  

2 onions peeled and diced 

2 lbs boneless flanken 

½  tsp turmeric 

½ tsp coriander 

½ tsp cumin 

½ tsp cardamom 

8 cloves minced garlic 

1 bunch fresh cilantro 

4 potatoes peeled and cubed 

Optional: frozen wontons or dumplings 

Salt and pepper 

  1. In a heavy 6 quart pot, heat oil and add the chopped onions. Let the onions cook for several minutes until they are softened and brown, then add carrots and cook for another 5 minutes.
  2. Sprinkle the flanken with salt and pepper. Make a well in the middle of the carrot and onions and add the meat to the pan and sear, stirring occasionally, until browned on all sides.
  3. Add cubed potatoes and spices and cover with 14 cups of water. 
  4. Clean cilantro while keeping leaves and stems intact. Place most of the cilantro in a cheesecloth and tie into a knot. Set aside remaining leaves for garnish. 
  5. Add cilantro bundle and garlic to the pot and bring to a boil. Lower to a simmer and cook for 3-4 hours. 
  6. Remove the cilantro bundle and add salt and black pepper to taste. 
  7. Optional: bring soup to a boil and add frozen wontons or dumplings. Cook soup for 10 more minutes and remove immediately so they don’t get soggy or break.
  8. Top with chopped cilantro and serve.

The Lighter Side – October 2022

If They Had a Jewish Mother…

Christopher Columbus’ Jewish Mother:

“I don’t care what you’ve discovered! You didn’t call, you didn’t write!”

Abraham Lincoln’s Jewish Mother:

“Again with that hat! Why can’t you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”

Thomas Edison’s Jewish Mother:

“Okay, so I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!”

Paul Revere’s Jewish Mother:

“I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is long past your bedtime!”

Abhu Cohen

Only in America

A new immigrant from Somalia arrives in New York.  He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me into this country, and for giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!”

“You are mistaken,” the pedestrian replies.  “I am French.”

The new arrival walks farther until he sees somebody else.  He stops him, shakes his hand, and says, “Thank you for this wonderful country of America!” But the person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Saudi Arabia, I am not American!”

Finally, he comes upon a nice old lady and asks, “Are you an American?”

“No,” she answers. “I am from Russia!”

Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”

The Russian lady checks her watch and says… “Probably at work!”

Shella Yaich

Grammar Glee

Teacher: Billy, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

Billy: I is…

Teacher: No Billy, always say, “I am.”

Billy: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

  1. G.

Washington’s Secret

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Billy, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Billy: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Rachel Grazi

Japanese Recession

Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks. The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up, too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where workers fear they may get a raw deal.

Jack V. Grazi

Ultimate Housekeeping

Monday has always been “Cleaning Day” in the old homestead and my mother still adhered to this ritual even after her children had left the nest. When I stopped by to visit one Monday, I was surprised to see her relaxing in her favorite chair. “Aren’t you feeling well?” I asked her.

“I feel fine,” she replied.

“But you’re not cleaning,” I said.

“After all these years, I’ve finally figured out how to get it done in half the time,” Mom told me. “I simply take off my glasses.”

Jack V. Grazi

Tense Teacher

While reviewing future, past, and present tenses with his ninth-grade English class, the teacher posed the question, “I have black hair is in what tense?” One student quickly called out, “Past tense!”

Carol S.

One Apple Only

The school bell rang, and all the children ran down to the lunchroom. The Jewish day school was having a special lunch that included treats that parents had brought for the students. At the beginning of the lunch line there was a basket full of apples. Next to the apples a teacher had placed a little card that read, “Take only one. Hashem is watching.”

Later in the line there was a big plate of cookies that was already half empty. There was a small piece of paper laid up against the plate with a note written in a child’s sloppy handwriting that read, “Take as many as you want… Hashem is watching the apples!”

Yona Feldman

Education Statistics

Every year, twenty percent of high school students fail their math courses. They are still trying to calculate how many students passed.

Shirley Shapiro

Extra-Curricular Courses

A father sent his son to yeshiva in Israel to learn. After a short time, the father was eager to hear from his son, so he decided to call him.

Father: Hey son, what’s up? You okay? How is it there?

Son: Oh, it’s great. I’m really gaining a lot here.

Father: Really? What Subject?

Son: Weight!

Ezra Levy

Military Unintelligence

When I was in military intelligence, an infantryman teased me about my job. “Being in military intelligence is a cinch compared to the infantry,” he scorned.  “You sit at an office desk all day and don’t take any kind of physical training test,” he scorned.  “Nonsense!” I rebutted.  “We take one, twice a year!” “Yeah?” he said. “Well, we take one every six months!”

Avi C.

The Other Hemingway

Visiting a college campus, the prospective student spots a building called Hemingway Hall. “That’s nice,” he says. “A building named for Ernest Hemingway.”

“Actually,” says the tour guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway.”

“Was he a writer?” the student asks.

“As a matter of fact, he was,” the guide affirmed.

“I’m a little embarrassed that I’m not familiar with any of his work. What did he write?” the student inquired bashfully.

The tour guide looked the student in the eye and answered, “One very big check.”

Morris D.

Skim Scam

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When she said her family would drink only whole milk, I suggested that she keep their regular container and refill it with skim milk. This worked for quite a while, until her daughter asked one morning whether the milk was okay.
“Sure, it’s fine,” my friend answered, fearing she had been found out. “Why do you ask?”
The daughter explained, “Well, according to the expiration date, this milk expired six months ago!”

  1. F.

Buddy the Horse

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolate area.  He got out and worriedly looked up and down the road.  After a while, a farmer came to help with a big strong horse named “Buddy” and offered to help get the car out of the ditch.  The farmer hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.

Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing.

Finally, the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Lenny, pull!” And then the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative but very curious.  He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.  The farmer explained, “Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”

Chanch E. LooLoo

Up Ponder This

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

  1. N. E.

Dear Jido – October 2022

Dear Jido, 

My boss is retiring, and our office wants to make a farewell dinner. The plan right now is to order dinner from a local restaurant and then to split the bill between everyone other than the boss. Since the food won’t be kosher, I don’t feel that I should pay for everyone else’s dinner, especially since I’ll have to bring my own food.  How can I tell my coworkers diplomatically that I won’t be paying the same as everyone else?   

Signed, 

Party Planner 

Dear Party Planner,  

If you’re concerned (1) that they’ll be serving meat and milk and you are helping to pay for that or (2) that there are other Jewish people in the office who would be eating unkosher food that you helped to provide, then you are correct, you should not contribute.  

If on the other hand, you’re only talking about it not being “fair” because you have to pay for a dinner that you’re not eating. Well, sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and ante up.  

How to break the news diplomatically if you decide not to pay? Do the math and then suggest: 

“Hey guys, we have to get the boss something to remember us by. Let’s get him a $500 gift certificate to Amazon and I’m willing to give x dollars more than my share for it ‘cause I’m not paying for the meal.”  

 By the time THEY do the math, they won’t be concerned that you’re not picking up your share of the tab. 

 That’s what I would do…  

Jido

How One Soldier Rose Up in Rank When His Senior Officer Fell in Battle – A Yom Kippur War Testimony

– Avi Kumar

David Caspi was born David Zilberman in 1938 in Izmir, Turkey. Caspi’s father’s paternal ancestors were Ashkenazim who moved from Ukraine to Turkey. His mother was of Ladino-speaking Sephardic heritage. In 1948 his family moved to Israel, in the middle of War of Independence.  

During the Six Day War in 1967, Caspi served in a tank unit along the Egyptian border. His battalion boasts having deployed the first tanks to reach the Suez. During that war, he was promoted from Captain to Major. 

After the war ended, Caspi returned to civilian life, and regularly was called to reserve duty, which was routine for Israeli citizens. He lived in Ramle and worked as a high school principal at a school he had founded.  

Called Again – to Serve in the Yom Kippur War 

When Israel came under attack on all sides in 1973, at the start of the Yom Kippur War, Caspi again received the call to return active service. He and his wife had three children and his wife was five months pregnant at the time. “It was a very difficult moment,” Caspi recalled in an exclusive interview with Community Magazine. “I can never forget my pregnant wife’s face as she was waving goodbye from upstairs at the balcony, while I looked on from outside. That memory still stands out as if it were yesterday,” he related with a sigh. Caspi continued, “Two familiar faces I knew from the Six Day War were in the car that came to pick me up.” His comrades were Tuvia Toren from Haifa and Rami Givoni from Kibbutz Mabarot. “It was such an ordeal, being called up again, after a very recent miraculous victory. It would be very emotionally taxing for anyone, especially for fathers, again separated from their children, not to mention their wives. In fact, nobody in the vehicle that headed from Ramle to Jerusalem said a word along the way. We were all sitting there, pensive with our own thoughts and emotions. I cursed to myself, ‘lazazel!’ literally ‘to hell’ as we drove.”

The team then climbed into the tanks and were off to Golan heights. The British-made Centurion tanks of Division 205 had to reach the Syrian border to face the enemy to the North. The other vehicles on the road were mostly tanks and other support vehicles. Caspi recalls how they carried a lot of equipment and ammunition. “We left with 95 tanks, but only 55 reached the Syrian border in time because they would fall apart or get stuck along the way. Rami and Tuvia went ahead of me on the outbound journey, and both would, alas, not return to the tale.” Monday, the eighth of October the battalion first faced the Syrians in battle at the Golan Heights.  “It was mostly armored tanks vs. armored tanks. The Golan is a very hilly and rocky terrain. There was not much infantry against us because the Syrians had a nearly unlimited amount of artillery and Soviet-made weapons, so spending too much time outside would be risky. That’s how our battles ensued. Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday just went on like this. Wave after wave of Syrians came through relentlessly but we managed to push them away from the border-zone. After those three days, every inch of Ramat Golan was finally under our wing.”   

Headed into Syria 

Instead of a jubilant smile, when the 84-year-old Caspi continued, he dropped his head and his voice fell into a solemn tone. “The next set of orders were to go inside the border to hunt down the Syrian troops that had not penetrated and ‘to use our success to get more success.’ This was a very bad decision. We should have just finished it then and there. Instead, we went in for so much unnecessary loss of life.”  Caspi stated that he believes that a good soldier knows when to pick his battles.

He continued, “So, on the 10th, we breached the Syrian interior. But we were overconfident, and it took a massive toll. Many of our comrades were killed or gravely injured in front of us in this theater. Going into Syria was just a big mistake. The Syrians had a huge advantage of being on the home turf and on higher ground. The Syrians also had superior numbers and brought forth tons of Soviet-made equipment. They had an added edge at night, with Russian provided night-vision glasses, something that we were unfamiliar with.  

“I lost many comrades in the fateful fighting, and we accomplished nothing. The Soviet-made AT-3 Sagger nicknamed ‘Sagger missile’ was perhaps the most dreaded weapon in the Syrian arsenal. It took out many Israelis. I witnessed firsthand how my friend Rami fell in combat. As the rest of the tank crew managed to escape, Rami was stuck inside a crumbling tank. He was injured, and he slowly succumbed to his wounds. It was very painful to witness the Syrians salvage the tank and capture Rami’s corpse. They would return the body some eight months later. 

My regiment was 25 km away from the Israeli border inside Syrian territory, and his battalion, as well as Division 205, were edging very close to Damascus. We were in the most northern theater of the Yom Kippur War. Yes, the Syrians had so many Russian made gadgets, but we were fortunate that they did not have the best training and knowledge as to how to use them efficiently. Had they had that advantage, things would have been worse for us, undoubtedly.” Caspi was second-in-command during this surge of events. 

Promotion in the Midst of Battle

Inside Syria, Tuvia fell after being hit in the neck by an artillery shell on the 16th. His commander, Yossi Peled, turned to Caspi and announced “David, you are now in charge. Don’t say anything!” Caspi shrugged with a very serious air. “Of course, I could not say anything. We had hundreds of burned-out tanks piled up in front of us and so many dead commanders. Inside the battle I just got promoted up the chain of command in an instant. I had no time to ask or think. I got the order to continue and so I did. I had been a Major, and was now a Lieutenant-Colonel. I commanded through five days of intense shelling, as Iraqi expeditionary reinforcements arrived with planes, artillery, and waves of fresh battle-ready troops. They seemed to be advancing closer and closer – but we would not go down so easily. We had to endure. From morning till nightfall, we would fire away, and we were never sure if we would live another day. But we managed to hold our own.  By the 21st of October they announced a ceasefire.” 

From the Far North to the Far South

“Initially, I felt relief and assumed that the war was over, and we could finally go home to our families. But, alas, this was not the case. I was then summoned to Sinai, escorted by commanders Yossi Peled, Moshe Meler, and Guy Yakobson. It took two days for our tanks to arrive, and in the meantime, I was given a helicopter tour to scout and plan our battle strategy before that attack. I then remember sitting in the tanks near the Suez between the Egyptian’s Second and Third Army Divisions waiting for the orders. Then we got the order that my regiment had to cross the canal and get 101 km from Cairo and hold the military there. 101 is a technical term! The goal was to give a message that we were a formidable opponent.”

“This was my second time in the Suez and, yet again, I was not there for a vacation,” Caspi smiled. He reminisced how his squadron’s tanks were the first to arrive in the Suez in the Six Day War. And this time he crossed the canal once more and got into Egyptian territory – another victory! Caspi continued, “We had won after Kissinger had negotiated a ceasefire! I stayed in the Suez for five months after the war.” When Caspi went home for one of his breaks from service, his wife gave birth to their baby (who they named Golan). He told his officer about the well-timed birth, and the officer replied in disbelief, “How did you make such an arrangement?!” Caspi laughed. “He wondered how I could ‘order’ a woman to deliver a baby on a certain date, but that was Gd’s work!”   

Caspi enjoys his well-deserved retirement in Israel. His riveting book, When Grandpa Was at War – The Story of the “Iron Fist” Brigade in the Yom Kippur War, has been published in Hebrew.  

Hoshana Rabbah FAQ

What is Hoshana Rabbah?  

The meaning of Hoshana Rabbah, literally “the Great Salvation,” comes from  hosha = save, na = please, rabba = great. There are three designated days in the calendar for good judgement, Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, and Hoshana Rabbah.  

Every day of Sukkot we walk around the Torah with our lulav and etrog in hand asking Hashem hosha na – to please bring salvation and goodness throughout the year. On the last day of hol hamo’ed Sukkot, as this is the seventh time that we encircle the Torah and the climax of Sukkot, we ask for salvation and help from Hashem in many ways, especially regarding the crops and rain.  

In the times of the Bet Hamikdash, circling the mizbeach with aravot was performed every day, once, and the seventh day seven times. This was so important, that even if it occurred on Shabbat, circling the mizbeach with aravot was still performed.  

What do we do special on this day?  

1) We study the tikkun throughout the night, reviewing the entire Sefer Devarim and Tehillim with excerpts of selihot 2) after Hallel we recite in the hoshanot, specific prayers for many aspects of agriculture 3) after the Tefillah we take five aravot and bang them against the dirt.  

What is the meaning of the extra hoshanot prayers?  

We go around the Torah seven times with our lulav and etrog asking “hosha na” – please help – while mentioning Selihot that upon each segment highlight the merit of one of the seven ushpizin, the first one corresponding to Avraham, the second to Yishak, etc.  

After the seventh circuit we then build upon the refrain of hosha na to more and more steps of beseeching, totaling ten steps.  

  1. Hosha na – We open with the core prayer that we have recited all of the preceding days of Sukkot, asking Hashem to save us.
  2. Anna hoshiah na – We ask for the rebuilding of the Bet Hamikdash
  3. Ani VaHu hoshiah na – We ask for salvation from oppression with the merit of the four species that correspond to parts of our body etrog = heart, lulav = spine, hadasim = eyes, aravot = lips.
  4. Anna El na Hosha-na v’hoshia na – We ask for Him to open the bounty of produce, (naming wheat, barley, spelt, oats, rye, rice, millet, beans, lentils, olive trees and olive oil, grapes, figs, pomegranates, walnuts, dates, apples, pistachios, almonds, chestnuts, carob, mini fruit, peaches, berries, pears, etrog, and all types of vegetables and grains).
  5. Anna El na hosha na v’hatsliha na – We ask to be transplanted back in Eretz Yisrael with its full blessings of bounty and water.
  6. Anna El na hosha na v’harviha na Avinu attah We ask Hashem to not withhold blessed rainwater, and we invoke here the merit of Noah, Avraham, Yishak, Yaakov, and Moshe Rabbenu, who found favor in the Eyes of Hashem.
  7. Anna El na refa na, selah na, hashana v’hoshia na, Avinu attah We invoke the merit of Noah, Avraham, Yishak, Yaakov, Moshe, and Aharon that our prayers today be of glory, praise, cherished, etc. to carry throughout the year.
  8. Hoshienu Moshi’enu ki lecha enenu u’lecha lishuatenuAs we switch over tomorrow, on Shemini Aseret, asking for rain reciting morid hageshem we pray for a year of light, blessing, etc. in Aleph Bet order, here we ask the first four of the Alpeh Bet, seemingly introducing and opening the prayer of Shemini Aseret for rain.
  9. Ha’El l’mosha’aot am nosha b’Adonai, hosha na behasdicha meyahalim l’Adonai, ki lishuatecha kivinu Adonai, Adam u’behemah toshia Adonai, ki lishuatecha kivinu Adonai – The yearning for the salvation from Hashem is the reason and source for our finding favor in the eyes of Hashem.
  10. We then culminate with beseeching for the heralding of the final redemption through Eliyahu HaNavi with the recitation of – kol mevaser, mevaser v’omer 

After musaf, one takes five aravot in a bundle and goes outside to strike them against the dirt.  

What is the meaning of banging aravot against the dirt? 

The aravot represent the lips and represent the non-virtuous, as they have no scent and no taste. Throughout the month and through the holiday we had many mitsvot surrounding and protecting us. As we culminate the season of mitsvot we invoke through aravot representing the lips that all, namely the Satan, which speak negatively of us, to be quieted of lashon hara through hitting them against the dirt [which is the food of the snake, which is the paradigm of lashon hara] that any evil spoken about us shall be quieted.

Can I use the aravot from my lulav?  

Although one halachically can use the ones from his lulav, it is preferable to use aravot not from the lulav. If one does not have aravot, then after your friend has hit his bundle on the ground if there are still most leaves attached, one should use them again, better than putting together from the ones from your lulav.

Fun Hol Hamoed Excursions for the Entire Family

The answer to your kids’ question is – yes! There are, in fact, a lot of options within short driving distances to get out and have fun during Hol Hamoed! And yes, many of them are budget-friendly, kid-friendly, and will be worth the drive. So, ask your kids to check out this list and let the fun and excitement begin!

NEW YORK 

Gray Line Hop on/Hop off Tour

Explore more than 40 major New York City sights on this double decker tour bus that allows you to get on and off where you like. With and Uptown and Downtown pass, you can have access to two major tour routes for one low price. Make a day of it, or hop on and off to see a few sights, the choice is yours! Book at: https://www.grayline.com/tours/new-york-city/hop-on-hop-off-new-york-city-uptown-downtown-pass-5870_70_12130_849/. 

Luna Park @ Coney Island

Home of the first Rollercoaster (opened in 1884), Coney Island’s Luna Park has a rich history as the largest amusement park in New York.  With a scenic boardwalk, thrill rides, a spacious park, historic landmarks, and family-friendly entertainment, it is a great spot for family fun. Learn more at: https://lunaparknyc.com. 

National Geographic Encounter: Ocean Odyssey

Through the magic of technology, this immersive experience takes visitors on a virtual journey through the Pacific Ocean. Walk along the ocean floor, explore ocean life, meet beautiful ocean animals and plants, and more. Visit https://www.nationalgeographic.org/education/encounter-ocean-odyssey/. 

The Beast NYC Speed Boat Ride

Looking for a ride to the Statue of Liberty with a little more excitement than the Ferry? Then the Beast might be for you! This high-speed boat takes exciting twists and turns on the way – you might even get a bit wet. Buy tickers at: https://www.thebeastnyc.com.

Intrepid Sea, Air, & Space Museum

This fascinating museum is dedicated to the exhibition of history, science, and military service, as related to its home on the aircraft carrier Intrepid. There are a myriad exhibits that focus on different aspects of science and technology. The museum is full of actual aircraft, submarines, a space shuttle, simulators, and even has even an interactive hall for kids to explore in a hands-on way. For more information go to: https://www.intrepidmuseum.org.

Dewitt Clinton Park

Looking for a more intimate park than Central Park? Dewitt Clinton Park is a small, historically rich green space on Manhattan’s West Side. Dewitt Clinton Park features a playground, a dog run, a historic flower garden, and a myriad of sports fields and courts. Visit https://www.nycgovparks.org/parks/de-witt-clinton-park. 

FDNY Fire Zone

Learn about fire safety and have loads of fun with hands-on exhibits, simulators, and real-life fire trucks. Kids can try on actual gear, learn how to crawl through a smoke-filled hall, meet a real fire fighter, and climb into the cab of a truck, all while learning the important lessons for fire safety. Learn more at: https://www.fdnysmart.org/firezone/. 

Lego Store 

Not just your average Lego Store, the one at Rockefeller Center includes a Lego Mosaic Maker, a Minifigure Factory, a digital brick lab, and many other exhibits that make the process of shopping for Legos fun for everyone. Learn more at https://www.lego.com/en-us/stores/store/5th-avenue?y_source=1_MjI2MjYxMDUtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D. 

Brooklyn Children’s Museum

Open to the public since 1899, the world’s first children’s Museum features a huge outdoor playground, special play areas for toddlers, a mini town, a mass of tunnels to explore, and even Jurassic Park mini golf. Purchase Tickets at: https://www.brooklynkids.org. 

Prospect Park Zoo

Situated beside the Brooklyn Botanical Garden, visitors can enjoy red pandas, sea lions, and dingos to name a few. Besides the exotic animals, there is a petting zoo where you can feed adorable sheep or alpacas. Visit https://prospectparkzoo.com. 

Brooklyn Bridge Park

With several kinds of playgrounds, your kids will never grow bored – from Slide Mountain to Sandbox Village and Swing Valley, to the Water Lab, this park is a child’s dream. It’s a great place to have a picnic, with many tables and a beautiful flower garden. Learn more at: https://www.brooklynbridgepark.org/places-to-see/pier-6/.

Shipwrecked

Opened in 2016, Shipwrecked is an entirely indoor entertainment complex with mini-golf, escape rooms, an arcade, and a restaurant. While there is plenty of fun for the whole family, there is an outdoor terrace, specifically designed for adults. Visit  https://www.shipwreckednyc.com/things-to-do.

NEW JERSEY

Sky Zone

Sky Zone Trampoline Park in Ocean, New Jersey, is the place for energetic kids and adults alike.  Walk in or make reservations. The massive indoor playground is filled with trampolines, foam pits, basketball courts, climbing walls, Ninja Warrior-stye obstacle courses, foam jousting, ultimate dodgeball spaces, and zip line.

Monster Mini Golf

It’s fun for all ages at the Monster Mini Golf in Eatontown, New Jersey. Families can partake in 18-hole black light mini golf, a state-of-the-art video arcade, and virtual reality attractions where you can immerse yourself in numerous adventures. Visit the website to look at timely deals and take a virtual tour. Visit https://monsterminigolf.com/eatontown/.

Solve It Sherlock Escape Room

Think you can crack the code, solve the puzzle, and escape the room in time? With five different rooms to choose from, ranging from the moderately hard (5/10) Pirates of the Golden Skull to the very hard (8/10) The Magician’s Secret. Rooms range from two to eight players and are great for friends, family, or coworkers. Solve It Sherlock Escape Room is located in Neptune, New Jersey. To read about the different experiences and book a room visit the website at: https://solveitsherlockescape.com.

Just Play

For families with younger children, Just Play in Oakhurst, NJ, is an indoor playground designed specifically for children up to six years old. Besides open play available every day of the week, Just Play offers private play date options by the hour. For more information, visit www.justplaynj.com.

Holland Ridge Farms 

For a Sunday jaunt until October 23rd, Holland Ridge Farms in Cream Ridge, New Jersey, invites visitors to pick sunflowers and take pictures in their beautiful fields of sunflowers, lilies, mums, dahlias, gladiolus, and more. And check out the petting zoo. Tickets must be purchased online. Visit https://www.hollandridgefarms.com.

Monmouth County Parks

The Monmouth County Park System has facilities and activities for all seasons, including many community activities such as craft shows, and the parks are home to beaches, campgrounds, disc gold courses, off-leash dog parks, skating rinks, fishing, and boating. Explore the area parks online at: https://www.monmouthcountyparks.com/index.aspx. 

Gateway National Recreational Area 

Located in Staten Island, the Gateway National Recreational Area is the perfect spot for enjoying the beautiful outdoors. Catch the stretch of beach for swimming, the cycling lanes, hiking trails, camping, boating, archery, fishing, and myriad of sports fields. Also on site is Sandy Hook, the oldest continuously operating lighthouse in the United States. Check out: https://www.nps.gov/gate/marking-50-years-as-a-national-recreation-area.htm 

Victory Stables

Victory Stables is a beautiful horse farm in Colts Neck, New Jersey with riding lessons, trail rides, horse shows, and various boarding and leasing options. Great for both new and experienced  horseback riders.

Eastmont Orchards

Family owned since 1923 in Colts Neck, New Jersey, the Orchard at one time transported fresh fruit to nearby cities. Now, it sells directly to consumers. How fun to pick your own apples on a crisp fall day! Pick up some honey there, too. Visit the website at: http://eastmontorchards.com.

Allaire Community Farm

Allaire Community Farm in Walls Township is a special place for special animals. The petting zoo animals are all rescues. Check out the horseback riding, too! The low admission price is reinvested in worthy causes like helpings both adults and children with special needs, supporting those with mental health issues, and supporting cancer survivors. Visit the website at: https://allairecommunityfarm.org.

Allaire State Park

Home to the Historic Allaire Village – a living history museum – and Pine Creek Railroad, Allaire State Park is a wonderful opportunity to explore the past up close and personally. Complete with a blacksmith shop, bakery, general store and post office, school, and various other staples of mid-19th century life, visitors can experience history rather than just learning about it. Learn more at: https://allairevillage.org.

Miss Belmar Whale Watching 

Boasting the cleanest and fastest ships, Miss Belmar offers sunset and stargazing cruises, whale watching tours, and fishing charters with excellent crews. Book a trip at: https://missbelmar.com.

This article was compiled with kind assistance from Joy Betesh of Coupon Connection (www.couponconnectionnj.com).